Monday, August 7, 2017

Reviews for the Week of August 7, 2017

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THIS TOWN NEEDS A MONSTER by Andersen Prunty (2017 Grindhouse Press / 336 pp / trade paperback, eBook, audiobook)

I’ve personally read a lot of the author’s prior work, and, I must say, this one may be one of my favorites to date. Andersen Prunty has an uncanny ability of being able to make the most simplistic everyday real-life scenarios transform into absurd, utterly gruesome, grotesque, terror, and perverted-filled chaos before your very eyes as you quickly turn the page to find out what happens next.

The book introduces us to our main character who miserably lives in a small town in Ohio. When he manages to leave the house to visit a friend who’s threatened to commit suicide, he runs into a little situation that ends up turning into a much bigger situation by the end of the book. What happens is literally the reason behind how he has always managed his daily social interactions; keep them limited, short, sweet, and straight to the point. Getting involved with others is sometimes a doomsday when having to care about more than just yourself, it’s a cold fact, but very true indeed. Had he just stayed at home and slept it off, nothing in this book would have ever happened, or at least he’d have not known or cared about it. So, after his car breaks down and he runs into an underage girl asking him to buy her booze in exchange for giving him a ride to avoid the long walk home, he slowly realizes everything in the town is connected and premeditated, including the strange inhabitants as everything spirals out of control and turns into mass sticky green chaos as he gets closer to seeking the truth behind the town monster.

Not everything is what it seems throughout the entirety of this book.

Highly recommended

-Jon R. Meyers

ANGLER IN DARKNESS by Ed Erdelac (2017 CreateSpace / 384 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

I have always been impressed by Ed Erdelac's knack for historical fiction. He's one of the few who makes it seem immersive and effortless, taking the reader on a visit to the olden days without info dumps or dry lectures.

In this collection, arranged chronologically by setting, he proves that he can do it just as well in shorter pieces as in his longer works. Each, moving through the timeline from Pre-Columbian to modernity (and occasionally alt-modernity or a bit beyond) is its own exhibit in an interactive museum experiential tour.

Most of the stories have a uniquely American note, the American West, the frontier spirit, native peoples. A few cross the Pacific to the isles of Japan, bring Chinese mythology to life in California, or venture into the northern wilds of Canada or south to Paraguay. But they share that sense of westernness, not bogged down by the weight of centuries like you'd find in Europe or England.

Though, there are some exceptions ... one with the weight of millennia behind it, when giant monsters stomp the crap out of the Holy Land; a ballsy and startling but very entertaining move indeed ... one set in a posh adventurer's club, relating the horrors of a journey into darkest Africa ... fun stuff like that.

And, tucked in here and there like extra surprises, you'll find a retold fairy tale, a response to the sparkly vampire epidemic, a toilet story definitely not for bathroom reading

You'll find railroad workers and Texas Rangers, monsters and monster-hunters, ancient legends and cowboy lore, suicide forests and ghosts, clergymen misusing their powers, renegade Nazis. You'll find history not sanitized and prettied up for modern sensibilities; this is the raw stuff, the gritty stuff, with the ugliness and racism right there alongside the bravery and beauty.

Sometimes, the tales focus on the small-scale, families or individuals, lonely journeys, confrontations with cruel mortality and truth. In others, the fates of nations are at stake. There's variety here, a display of ranges -- temporal, stylistic, genre -- and it all serves to reinforce my initial opinion. Whatever the era, Ed Erdelac does historical fiction RIGHT.

-Christine Morgan

NEVER NOW ALWAYS by Desirina Boskovich (2017 Broken Eye Books / trade paperback & eBook)

Okay, this one belongs right there on the shelf of eerily frightening beautiful unreality with QUICKSAND HOUSE and THE ORPHANARIUM ... sharing certain similarities of children living in inexplicable maybe-otherworldly / maybe-futuristic / maybe-pandimensional settings ...

It's as if, at some point in their pasts, these authors all read a Madeleine L'Engle book none of the rest of it saw, and it awakened something in their psyches or did something to their brains. And now, in the form of their own books, that something is emerging.

Summary-wise, there are these groups of kids being raised in a sort of cyber-age nursery, their needs provided for, supervised by robotic Caretakers, occasionally instructed or questioned by an unseen Voice, subjected to strange procedures.

The children have fragmented memories, barely any sense of self, past or future, the passage of time. They just accept whatever's now, look no further forward than their next meal or sleep. Only rarely, in whispers, do they share their nearly-mythic ideas of what was before, what was home.

But then one little girl, Lolo, begins trying to remember, trying to resist, trying to hang onto things from one cycle of time to the next. She knows she has a sister, and when she discovers there are other similar groups of kids beyond her own, she sets out to find her.

I read it in a perpetual state somewhere between admiring awe (I kept pausing to go, "wow" in that low sort of breath like you do) and a major skin-crawling case of the creeps. The way it's written is a mix of unsettling and delicious, capturing a childlike perspective but done with masterful adult skill.

-Christine Morgan

EXTINCTION BRIDGE by Geoff Brown and Amanda J. Spedding (2017 Kindle Worlds / 56 pp / eBook)

The top-notch team behind rising star Cohesion Press strike again, this time displaying their own writing chops in a slam-bang military adventure of wall-to-wall action.

And, as a bonus, they do what most of the usual big-budget disaster movies always seem to overlook ... we've seen the Empire State Building get destroyed HOW many times? The Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, other landmarks and monuments?

Well, it's long past time Australia got some of that love, and where better than the famous Sydney Opera House? A fitting backdrop for an all-out battle between big guns and rampaging monsters!

The premise is straightforward enough, like something right out of a special forces type video game. An outbreak, civilization in ruins, cities overrun by infected mutations, only a few strongholds left. Alpha Team was on a mission to extract a scientist and data from a top-secret facility in a compromised region, but base has lost contact with them ... so now Bravo Team gets to go in and see what's what.

As you might expect, what's what is decidedly not good news. Soon, the members of Bravo Team are in their own last-ditch fight for survival, and they're about to discover the situation -- as bad as they thought it was before -- is really a whole lot worse.

Loaded with high-tech hardware and gunplay galore, racking up rapid kill-tallies on all sides, it's a quick adrenaline-rush of a read.

-Christine Morgan

EYES OF DOOM by Raymond Little (2017 Blood Bound Books / 284 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Any book which hops back and forth in timeline about a group of friends who must return to confront the buried/forgotten events of something terrible that happened when they were kids is going to draw inevitable comparisons to King's IT, but this one is very different, and very much its own cool and creepy thing.

For example, those time hops here are much more elaborate and complex, presenting the story in hidden jigsaw pieces ranging from when the characters were eleven all the way into their sixties, showing portions of their lives spanning several decades ... but, not in chronological order, so you have to fit it all together as you reveal each new element.

The group of friends are Matt, Jack, Vinnie, and Georgina. And then the new kid, Frankie, who moves into the old mansion that used to be a hospital back in wartime. Frankie seems a little weird, but then, each of them have their own quirks, secrets, or troubled home lives.

Skipping ahead and around, we learn more about them all -- family dramas, college romances, careers, broken hearts, broken marriages, indiscretions, fights. We also get tantalizing references to an accident all those years ago, a fire, a menacing doctor-figure, and Frankie's death.

Except, Vinnie keeps insisting Frankie is still around. Minor but unsettling things keep happening, following them through their lives. The story, for the reader, keeps unfolding like a clever origami picture-puzzle map, revealing new, connecting previous in unexpected ways.

I don't want to spoil any of the intricacies of the plot, but as a writer I was consistently impressed by just how well it was done, how skillfully handled, offering just enough to intrigue without falling into that annoying smug I-know-something-you-don't some books have. As a reader, I enjoyed the characters, found them well-realized and believable, even the minor ones showing lots of personality and depth.

Really good, really really good, with the seamless twisting turns of the ouroboros featured as its illustration. Fantastic work!

-Christine Morgan



ZOMBIE No. 5 (2017 Eibon Press / 38 pp/ written by Stephen Romano)

After devouring (full pun intended) the first 4 issues of Eibon Press' comic book adaptation of Lucio Fulci's grindhouse classic ZOMBIE, they begin a brand new sequel next month with the 5th issue (that will be available in different limited editions. See end of this review for details).

On the island: It turns out Doctor Menard has not died. Well, sort of. This issue starts with his creepy and dramatic resurrection. Although now one of the undead, and part of witch doctor Biacondo's growing legions, Menard has kept his mind and is more hell bent then ever to see the fruition of his experiments (which began long before the events of the classic film).

Switch to NYC: Peter and Ann have returned from the island and are (amazingly) able to almost enjoy their first official, long overdue date. Manhattan has become infested with zombies, but Peter and Ann quickly learn who is helping to control and end the problem: none other than Colonel Louis Fulci himself! Fulci fans won't get enough seeing their favorite Italian director (along with an entire army) contain and destroy countless zombies, who they've managed to corral on 42nd Street during its heyday! The artwork (courtesy of Pat Carbajal) had me drooling: zombies getting blown up and shot in front of classic theater marquees? This sucker's a grindhouse fan's dream come true.

But ZOMBIE no. 5 offers more than fanboy fantasy: there's a side plot concerning Peter's VERY pissed off brother returning from the dead. And with this brief segment (along with the revelation about Dr. Menard), it seems these zombies, while slow moving, may in fact be much more intelligent than we've believed all along...

Of course there are some great extras (differeing with version you get), but one that's included in each issue is a 5-page "Top Secret" file that chronicles the toxic background to the story. Loved it.

So much damn fun! Just wish we didn't have to wait until January, 2018 for the 6th issue. Pre-orders go live this Friday, 8/11 so don't delay before they're all gone:ZOMBIE no. 5 pre-order and back issues

-Nick Cato


Monday, July 24, 2017

Reviews for the Week of July 24, 2017

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THE FORGOTTEN GIRL by Rio Youers (2017 St. Martin's Press / 344 pp / hardcover, eBook, audiobook)

Youers (author of my favorite novel from 2012, WESTLAKE SOUL) makes his Big League debut with this irresistible supernatural thriller.

Harvey Anderson is a neo-hippie street performer whose life is turned upside down when he's abducted by a gang of mysterious goons. They beat him to within an inch of his life, continually asking him where a girl named Sally Starling is. Harvey has absolutely no idea what they're talking about, but they insist he knows her. He is then introduced to the ring leader, a man he nick names "The Spider" who has the ability to get inside his brain and take control. It seems this Sally has taken much of his power away, and he's hellbent on finding her.

With the threat of everyone he knows being destroyed, Harvey sets out to find his alleged girlfriend, with the goons always a step ahead of him or right on his tail. He discovers Sally has erased herself from his memories in an attempt to protect him, but he'll stop at nothing until he can remember the truth.

THE FORGOTTEN GIRL features a serial killer side plot, fantastic villains, a relentless pace, and a host of colorful people who elevate the story far beyond the norm. The last three chapters (no peeking!) had me cheering Harvey on out loud, and despite the novel's serious tone, Youers uses some clever, humorous similies among his spectacular prose.

I winged through this in two manic sittings and so will you.

-Nick Cato

BEHOLD THE VOID by Philip Fracassi (2017 Journalstone / 289 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, eBook, & audiobook)

The nine pieces in this collection are a good balance of original and previously-appeared-in, and among them provide an equally well-balanced introduction to the depth and range of Fracassi's work. Plus, he landed an intro from Laird-freakin-Barron; that alone should prove he's got the chops.

The opener, 'Soft Construction of a Sunset,' has a title that might call to mind an oil painting, but then it turns out to be a mind-blower, part Twilight Zone, part 1408, nightmarish house-of-mirrors type stuff where even when you think you know where it's headed, you can't stop yourself from following along to the horrific conclusion.

In 'Altar,' what starts out as just another ordinary trip to the public pool, rife with the ordinary -- if awful -- elements of bullies and inattentive parents and sleazy sex offenders takes a cataclysmic turn ... then goes from disastrous-bad to otherworldly-worse.

'The Horse Thief' proves disturbing on several levels, starting off with the threat to an innocent animal (even a horse named Widowmaker doesn't deserve the kind of fate horse-thief Gabino's boss usually has in mind) and then bringing in weirder paranormal elements and escalating violence.

Next up is 'Coffin,' which starts out with Sylvia at the funeral of the grandmother she isn't exactly sad to see dead, and then shows us through flashbacks her very good reasons why ... but some secrets, and some evils, can't be so easily buried.

'The Baby Farmer' examines the more rare phenomenon of the female serial killer. Now, these usually fall into the Black Widow or Angel of Death categories; this one puts a definite twist on things, and leaves a sinful priest rather concerned about why one of his parishioners should take such an interest in the case.

'Surfer Girl' has a wowser of an opening line and a steel mill death scene I won't be getting over anytime soon, and then goes on to unfold a skin-crawling picture of budding sociopathy, the kind where you can't really imagine the neighbors talking about how nice and normal he always seemed. 'Mother,' however, presents a sociopath of another sort, the controlling cold-bastard sort who gets more than he bargained for in ways he couldn't have imagined.

I liked the hint-and-tease aspects of 'Fail-Safe,' never really explaining exactly what monstrousness is going on, its lady-or-tiger / Schrodinger's cat elements, the dichotomies of love and fear, a terrible coming-of-age choice no one should ever have to make.

The book closes out with 'Mandala,' a novella that's part nerve-wracking suspense thriller and part malevolent paranormal threat. Mike and Joe are summer friends, whose annual vacation plans don't leave either of them with many other options, so they make do with each other. They play games, cops and robbers, go exploring, the usual kid stuff.

Until, one day, circumstances collide to make things go very wrong. With Mike's life in danger, he can only hope his father will somehow find and help him ... but his widowed father is in the grips of alcoholic despair, and some force wants to make sure he can't each Mike in time.

It's a nail-biter, a breath-holder in more ways than one, an intense and agonizing experience full of all sorts of guilt and all sorts of terror. Fantastic! Needs to be a short film.

-Christine Morgan

THE CITY by S.C. Mendes (2017 Trench Coat Press / 378 pp / eBook)

Sometimes I like to take a risk, make a gamble, brave an adventure into the dark and ominous unknown. In fiction only, of course; in real life I am both coward and wimp. But, diving into a book while knowing nothing of it except the title and author's name and a glance at the front cover? That, I'm willing to try.

With this one, I didn't have much to go on. An author unfamiliar to me, a title that could mean any of a million things, a cover instantly intriguing (occultish with ouroboros, dancing nudes, self-beheading, peculiar symbols). I didn't know what to expect or what I was getting myself into, but, I was game.

In this case, it turned out to be a good move, not to mention eerily apt. Because this book is about risks and gambles and adventures into the dark and ominous unknown, with a protagonist who doesn't know what to expect or what he's getting himself into.

Not that he, Max Elliot, is exactly game for it. He doesn't have much choice. The classic archetype of a man who's lost or is losing everything, whose family has been ripped from him, whose job is in danger, a detective sliding deeper into an inexorable spiral of addiction, and whose past sins are all coming home to roost, he is flawed to the point of brokenness, yet still sympathetic.

And, with this new grisly case, he might have his last shot. Maybe not at redemption, but at least at answers, at finding out the truth of what happened to his wife and daughter.

It's the kind of tale that could be set in almost any place and time; the place and time here happen to be San Francisco, a few years after the Great Quake. Max is no stranger to Chinatown's opium dens and seedier establishments, but the arrival of a new drug on the scene, linked to inexplicable murders, leads him to a city beneath the city by the bay, a city he never suspected or would have believed.

That's when the book goes from grim pre-noir thriller to something altogether more horrific and bizarre, as Max journeys into a literal underworld inhabited by inhuman creatures, where torture and death provide entertainment.

A solid, engrossing read with vivid descriptions (some of those torture scenes, especially so!) and fascinating hints of mystery and history ... I'm very glad I gave it a shot!

-Christine Morgan

THE HEMATOPHAGES by Stephen Kozeniewski (2017 Sinister Grin Press / 326 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

You know how there are some books you shouldn't read if you're an expectant parent? Or how you shouldn't read The Stand when you have the flu? Well, given my current personal medical situation combined with my general squick-list, it turns out this was one that ... yeeeesh.

And I don't mean just the space lampreys. I knew about the space lampreys going into this. They're right there on the cover, in all their freaky ring-mouthed toothy ickiness. I thought I could handle it, though. I was right ... for a while ... until not long past the halfway point, when suddenly AUGH!!!

AUGH!!! the rest of the way to the end. Yet, I couldn't put it down. I couldn't walk away. I had to read. I had to know. I read the whole thing start to finish in about four hours. Because Kozeniewski, drat him, is really really good.

It's sci-fi horror, set in a far future where the menfolks are not merely obsolete but basically extinct. Also obsolete/extinct are racism (because humanity's achieved that homogeneous blend) and nationalism (because it's all colonies and corporations these days).

Of course, some things don't change ... like job interviews, fashion snobbery, classism, professional rivalries, and trying to make a buck. Or a chit, as the case may be. For Paige Ambroziak, a struggling Ph.D student, the chance to land a spot on a salvage ship going after a nearly legendary derelict is one she doesn't want to pass up.

Even if the expedition is to a fleshworld ... a planetary mass composed of a bloodlike sludge. If there's life to be found, it'd most likely be hematophages, blood-drinkers. Remember that space lamprey from the cover? Yeah. Think Alien or Aliens, but, with those. Eew.

But the prospect of giant leeches isn't about to stop the crew of the Borgwardt. Nor is a run-in with a horrific band of pirates, known as skin-wrappers. Nor are the prospects of saboteurs among their own ranks. Not when time is of the essence, and their profit margins and bonuses are on the line.

Of course, things go terribly wrong, and when they do, they go wrong terribly fast. In spectacularly gory, extreme, up-close-and-personal fashion. Which then keeps intensifying; each time you think it can't get worse, surprise, it does!

So, yeah, if you want some rapid-fire, eye-popping, action-packed, tough-chicks-vs.-space-lampreys gooshy horror thrills, with corsairs and some steamy girl-on-girl, in a nonstop read (beat my four-hour time, go on, do it!), then this is the book for you!

-Christine Morgan

BRATS IN HELL by Frank Elder (2017 Amazon Digital / 275 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Elder (co-author of the hilarious SHOCKER series) brings his brand of trashy heavy metal horror comedy to the underworld in what's being billed "The Wurst Book Ever Written!" It's also dedicated to Debbie Gibson, "an American treasure," so, yeah, Elder isn't exactly playing with a full deck. But that's half the charm of this one.

After Otto Van Der Noodle wins a bratwurst making competition in Wisconsin (hey...isn't that cheese town?), he's assassinated and finds himself way South of Heaven. He quickly discovers he's now smack in the middle of a war for control of hell between the Devil and his brother Dagobert (you simply HAVE to love these names). Dagobert takes Otto on a guided tour of the tormented, and decides he can use Otto's bratwursts to dethrone his brother. But as the story goes on amid the flames of hell, trashy jokes and countless references to craft sausages, we learn Satan has a trick up his sleeve in the form of a unique demon. And just wait 'til you meet him!

Yep, this is all a bit silly, but if you've read Elder you know he makes it work. By the time I finished chapter 7 I was finding things a bit repetitive, but then Elder kicks things into high gear at a huge Arena, and a scene between bratwurst vendors and demons had me laughing my ass off (or LMAO as the kids say these days). The humor keeps on going, and you'll probably be saying BRATWURST for days after reading this irreverent and fun story.

I don't know how many writers can make such a crazy idea work for the length of a novel, but Elder does, and that's saying something. BRATS IN HELL is like an Adult Swim cartoon and would probably work fine if it was turned into one.

I recommend having a few wursts on hand while reading for maximum effect.

-Nick Cato

SPIDER BUNNY by Carlton Mellick III (2017 Eraserhead Press / 140 pp / trade paperback)

If you grew up watching cartoons and eating cereal in the 80s and 90s like I did, you will most likely love and/or at the very least be able to relate to most of the subjects in this book of colorful fun. I, personally, have always enjoyed eating cereal. I don’t care if it’s breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I don’t care if I’m in the middle of passing a kidney stone. If I’m craving a bowl of Captain Crunch, Cheerios, or Crispix, I’m going to pour a bowl, maybe even two or three, and slurp up the golden milk at the end. So, times that by about a million back in the day when we used to have cereals like Yummy Mummy, Boo-Berry, MR. T, Freakies, Quisp, Rainbow Brite, King Vitamin, C3PO’s, and the infamous KABOOM that used to turn your feces into a bright, multi-colored rainbow party in the bottom of the toilet bowl. The list goes on forever. Cereal was just that much better back in the day and if you grew up during the 80s and 90s, you know that’s a fact. And so was the advertising, a major concept to this book is based off those old bizarre cereal commercials from yesteryear. Imagine getting sucked into the television, turned into a cartoon, and thrown right dab into the set as one of the living characters in that commercials’ world. That’s what this book is all about and it delivers by the spoonful, and there’s even a Horror story to be told there.

When Petey and his friends are sucked into a disturbing Fruit Fun cereal commercial from his childhood that only he can remember, the group of friends are confronted with more fear and terror than any of them could possibly remember. Berry Bunny is very much alive and not so nice when confronted face to face inside the television, on the set of the old commercial, and it’s a very peculiar and surreal world there. Things aren’t so happy and colorful in the land of mutants, monsters, and deformed children, especially if you go off the grid into the darkness. Your best bet is to stick to your guns, stay together, stay safe, and hide until the portal opens back up.

SPIDER BUNNY is a lot of fun for the entire Horror family and vintage cereal and cartoon enthusiasts alike.

-Jon R. Meyers


ZOMBIE (issues 1-4) and THE GATES OF HELL (issues 1-2) (2016,17 Eibon Press, approx. 30 pp each)

I've been a fan of horror comics since the early 70s when I was just starting elementary school. DC titles such as THE HOUSE OF MYSTERY, WEIRD WAR TALES and Marvel titles like TOMB OF DRACULA were my everything. In the late 70s I discovered Warren Publishing's wonderful black and white magazines EERIE, CREEPY, and VAMPIRELLA, as well as the more underground magazine-sized comics such as WEIRD and WITCHES' TALES. The 80s saw a host of others (including TWISTED TALES and GORE SHREIK), and of course today there is no shortage of horror in illustrated form, especially zombie-themed titles.

But along comes Eibon Press, who not only decide to adapt Lucio Fulci's classic film ZOMBIE to comics, but do so in a way that will blow any collector's mind. For starters, the cover images pictured above are slipcovers (there's different artwork on the actual comic book covers inside), and each issue comes packed with fun extras such as stickers, trading cards, bookmarks, full color previews, and in the case of the 4th issue of ZOMBIE, a 7" vinyl record of the soundtrack. Each issue has been an event full of bells and whistles ... but how, you may ask, is the writing?

Next to the lurid and graphic artwork (that makes the films themselves look like Sesame Street), it's Stephan Romano's script that makes these stories shine: in the case of ZOMBIE, much backstory (that's barely hinted at in the film) is given as to the origin of the undead, and in THE GATES OF HELL, a promised 3-issue adaptation, it's already making more sense than the movie (and I hear he's even going to give us an ending that's coherent!). The third issue can't get here fast enough.

These limited edition comics are the real deal, folks: sure, they're a lot of fun to collect and drool over the extras (which also includes informative liner notes and other surprises), but the stories themselves are what work for me, and for the sake of THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW, that's the real gem here. As someone who always found Fulci's ZOMBIE a tad (don't shoot me because you know it's true) dull, this comic version is anything but, and the coming 5th issue (which is a continuation of the film) looks to be the best one yet. Eibon Press is also branching out into a "VHS Comics" imprint and will be adapting MANIAC (1980) and the scifi schlocker LASERBLAST (1978) to comic form, as well as an original series titled BOTTOMFEEDER. Hey, I may be within months of my 50th birthday but these comics make me feel like a teenager!

These are some of the finest horror comics to ever make print. Get 'em while you can before you have to spend a ridiculous amount on eBay: EIBON PRESS

-Nick Cato


Monday, June 26, 2017

Reviews for the Week of June 26, 2017

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WHITE TRASH GOTHIC by Edward Lee (2017 Deadite Press / 250 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

The publisher who sent me the advance copy of this one told me there was almost no violence in it at all. I soon realized it wasn't that he was wrong, per se, but that we maybe needed to have a little sit-down chat about what constitutes violence to, y'know, normal people, not deviants like us.

Because, within the first few chapters, there's a variety of reprehensible acts, including but not limited to a 'dead-dickin' and a 'long-neckin', which, despite their folksy monikers, are pretty nasty. And it continues in like spirit from there.

Then again, this IS an Edward Lee book, so, a certain atrocity level is to be expected. Plus, and I say this with affection, even the casual Edward Lee readers have to be kinda twisted. The hardcore ones are seriously bent (again, with affection, and cameraderie because I am one).

Those hardcore sickos will be especially delighted with WHITE TRASH GOTHIC. It's not a good entry-level Lee book, because this is the beginning of a culmination. There've been interwoven threads and connections throughout many of his other works; here is where those threads all start drawing together.

It's been described as Lee's DARK TOWER, and I cannot disagree. Personally, I think it's even better than that, but that's because I'm biased and chortle like a maniac whenever I spot a reference or recognized a name.

In this one, we once again join the mysterious Writer, a pretentious and totally-not-Mary-Sue underappreciated master of the craft. The Writer has developed amnesia, and in attempting to regain knowledge of his former life, decides to follow the clues to his last recorded location.

Which is scenic Luntville, where he apparently left a bar tab and the first page of a new novel, titled White Trash Gothic. Yes, it gets pretty meta pretty fast, meta "a.f.", as the kids say, if not quite as meta a.f. as did Sixty-Five Stirrup Iron Road (fourth wall? what fourth wall? that collaboration was the Deadpool of extreme horror).

WHITE TRASH GOTHIC plays sequel to several predecessors, perhaps most directly to The Minotauress, but Lee's Lovecraftian stuff isn't left out, and my beloved Mephistopolis gets a nod, and there are references to Creekers and headers and all that good stuff, along with all the weird sex and depraved hillbilly hijinks we've come to know and love.

That said, yeah, it isn't the best introductory Edward Lee read; a new reader might risk getting lost. For the seasoned freaks, though, it's like ... if you've seen that pic on the internet of the possum who got locked in a bakery overnight, it's like that. You may feel gross and a little ashamed of yourself after, but overall, regret nothing.

-Christine Morgan

EXERCISE BIKE by Carlton Mellick III (2017 Eraserhead Press / 126 pp / trade paperback)

Okay, let me give you a little bit of background first before we get started here. I have been a huge fan of Bizarro Fiction since around the time I first read The Steel Breakfast Era, which I believe came out sometime around 2003. This was a split book featuring two brilliant novellas that were so different from anything and everything else available on the market at the time; I was instantly hooked. One was written by Simon Logan, and then the other and main topic of conversation here, Carlton Mellick III, who I have been an avid reader of ever since the release mentioned prior. And I have to say, this might actually be my all-time favorite CM3 title to date.

One of the elements that works so well in this book is the author's ability to create such an in-depth, weird, and original otherworld, but, manages to write it in a way that is very simple, realistic, and vividly clear to the real world via context clues and literal adjectives that anybody reading can and will understand, inside of a very well-written, classic textbook, adventure style storyline. In this case, we are talking about a Dystopian setting, in which, all junk food has been banished, health Laws exist, and calories are government mandated to two-thousand calories per day, literally clocked via food cards when purchasing food anywhere and everywhere, just like credit cards. If you don’t have the money (or, in this case the calories) left on your card, you’re not eating. This leads us to our main character, Tori. Tori is a loveable character who does some weird stuff and the author makes us love her even more. She has a high metabolism, so she is always hungry. Far much hungrier than two-thousand calories per day can even come close to filling. So, Tori eats wasps that live behind her walls, she bums food off strangers, she watches her calories very closely, and tries to get the most bang for her buck. Which leads us to her need for a new exercise bike, one that you put your calorie card in and earn more calories, so she can get more food, but, there’s a catch. They are way too expensive. Out of calories and dreading starvation for dinner, Tori makes a terrible decision that will change the rest of her life. A special exercise bike, in which, she will actually make money, a lot of it. All she has to do is keep the new bike happy. Which, is harder than you think when the bike is made of human flesh, needs to be cleaned, fed, and even goes to the bathroom. It’s even harder when your exercise bike is an asshole and makes you do stuff you don’t want to do.

This book is fun, gross, original, clever, weird, and highly memorable. Proceed with caution.

-Jon R. Meyers

UNGER HOUSE RADICALS by Chris Kelso (2016 Crowded Quarantine Publications / 170 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

When you've heard good things about a book, and find three pages of praise-quotes for the author from several sources you recognize and trust, expectations may run high ... and when you then get treated to a few more pages of newspaper clippings, crime scene and autopsy photos, and the like, well, the appetite becomes well-whetted for what turns out to be an extremely bizarre meal.

It starts off with a taste of film appreciation, followed by a dash of rustic family drama, and then gets down to the meaty main courses of sociopathy and serial killing, served with side dishes of artistic vision and philosophy, and a selection of sauces including cults, otherworldy experiences, malleable dopplegangers, obsessive love, and

Unger House itself is a murder house, chiming in with its own perspective on some of the heinous deeds that have taken place within its walls and how it becomes a place of almost pilgrimage, where admirers of the original killer and successors keep being inexorably drawn.

Simply reading it is a surreal experience, shifting among the varying narrative styles, timelines, and character perspectives. At times like a novel, at others like an essay or a true-crime work, it's another of those complex, multi-layered books where you better pay attention. No lazy skimming here, or you will be left floundering.

It's also a challenge in that even the most likable characters ... well ... aren't; hardly surprising given the subject matter. Unlike, say, DEXTER, these aren't your somehow endearing almost-vigilante types. No matter how committed they may be to the integrity of Ultra-Realism in life and art, they're pretty much all monsters. Entertaining to read about, but monsters nonetheless, and the kind that give a person deep-down chills to contemplate how many people might be out there who adhere to their philosophy.

-Christine Morgan

ANGEL MEAT by Laura Lee Bahr (2017 Fungasm Press / 146 pp / trade paperback) 

This was an absolutely great collection of extremely versatile stories. The stories flowed seamlessly, taking the reader on an adventure they are bound to never forget through tales full of thick, witty, and rich dialogue from characters with more depth and heart than the ocean. There’s a little bit of something original for everyone in here. A little bit of Horror. A little bit of Bizarro. A little bit of Science Fiction. A little bit of modern Noir and content movie buffs will appreciate. All from the extremely loveable and fractured mind of the great and fantastic Laura Lee Bahr.

Some of my favorite stories in this collection were 'The Liar,' a tale in which the younger of two sisters doesn’t know who to trust and may have some torture genes within her bones just like her older sister. 'Rat-Head,' a bizarre and surreal trip in and out of memory lane with your dream partner, who happens to look way more appealing to you in the mirror world because he doesn’t look like a pesky rodent, but, even when he does, you still want to sleep with him. 'Blackout in Upper Moosejaw,' a humorous tale, in which two competitive business professionals have intimate encounters with their professional robotic assistants behind closed office doors (high-five for robot sex!), and 'Happy Hour,' a horrific take on the classic guy meets girl in a bar and buys her a drink scenario, you might just get a little more baggage than you bargain for sometimes.

All in all, this is a very well-written, thought-provoking, entertaining collection.

-Jon R. Meyers

THE LONG DARK LONESOME by S.J. Duncan (2016 Ink Ribbon Press / 188 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

I didn't realize at first that this was a book of mostly poetry, but hey, since I admire and appreciate poetry, I sure wasn't going to let that stop me. And, as I soon discovered, it was a book of more than poetry, no mere collection of assorted verses. Each was its own thing, to be sure, but all together they formed a greater story gestalt.

Oh, and these aren't happy poems. These are horror poems, not horror so much in the ghosts and ghoulies sense but horror from within ... the long dark lonesome of the title is a recurring theme throughout ... these are the horrors of the soul, of loss and regret, despair, grief, sorrow, the black undercurrents and riptides of the psyche.

These are one of the best examples I can think of that invoke the often-quoted thing about opening a vein and bleeding on the page. They are beautifully done, but they are pain and anguish. The friends to whom I would most want to recommend this book are the same friends I'd be kind of worried about to have read it, because of the emotional impact, the inner workings eloquently laid bare.

The book's presented in three sections, each ending with a piece of prose. Like the poems, they touch on deeply personal aspects of life, particularly the life of an artistic/creative ... our self-doubts and distractions, the lies we tell others and ourselves, putting things off, waiting for times to be right, opportunities slipping by.

Maybe I shouldn't have read the whole thing pretty much straight through, least of all during a difficult phase in my own struggles, but I couldn't stop. Didn't want to stop. And it was that emotional impact, that beautifully done bleeding soul laid bare ... even as it resonated, it helped, because we all go through it to some extent or another, and we can get through, and we aren't alone.

-Christine Morgan


Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Reviews for the Week of June 12, 2017

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DEATH GLITCH by Ken Douglas (2012 Bootleg Press / 322 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

"Lila Booth is going to kill your granddaughter." Boom, with an opening line like that, we are off to the races. With a protagonist who's not just a grandma, but a retired expert heart surgeon grandma with terminal cancer. I mean whoa! What a character! Come on, how can you NOT keep reading?

Better and better, she's racing to save her granddaughter from a stone-cold hitwoman, at an erotic costume ball, in Reno, on Halloween, because her granddaughter got hold of some incriminating information belonging to the sleazy son of a crime lord mogul ... we've got action-packed thrills-a-minute right out of the gate!

I could hardly read fast enough. Get those words into my eyeballs, get them into my brain, I want to know what happens next! And then, what happens next is, after stopping to help deliver the baby of a hit-and-run victim dressed like a vampire, our gutsy granny gets shot through the heart.

You might think that'd be it, that the book would then switch to the point of view of her granddaughter or something. But no, there are far weirder twists and surprises in store. Such as granny waking up in the morgue, and discovering not only isn't she dead anymore, not only doesn't she have cancer anymore, but she's young again.

As if death itself glitched (hence the title) and respawned her as a previous version of herself, albeit with all her own memories and knowledge. So now, not only is she dealing with this assassin, she has this inexplicable stuff going on. Healing and youth? A lot of people are going to be very eager to get their hands on that secret, as she soon finds out.

This book doesn't slow down, doesn't let up, keeps up the hectic headlong pace throughout ... and at the same time still manages to sneak in several interesting, thought-provoking messages about second chances.

-Christine Morgan

SACCULINA by Philip Fracassi (2017 Journalstone / 99 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

First of all, I couldn’t wait to check this one out. In fact, I opened it up and started reading it as soon as I got my filthy hands wrapped around it. Philip Fracassi is a brilliant writer who has, yet again, managed to deliver another solid title that delivers exactly what it sought out to do, and that is, entertain and creep out the reader. This time in the form of a deep-sea creature horror novella. Now, before you turn around and go the other way because this trope has been used time and time again practically to a literal death pulp ... don’t ... because Fracassi does it with his own style and grace that is found constantly floating around in his many published works prior, and he absolutely knocks this one out of the waterpark so to speak, and feeds us some good old-fashioned horror candy.

Two brothers, a friend, and their father go out on a fishing trip with a strange captain to celebrate one of the brother’s fresh release from prison. What better way than to go out into the ocean, drink some beers, and fish up a storm, right? Well, guess again because there is a rather dangerous storm ahead of them, and, well, something much more violent and mysterious is lurking in the water beneath the boat. The author lures us into the story with the characters’ vivid depth and emotion, typical of his prior work, whilst managing to creep and entertain with his excellent use of some of the finest slow-burning cosmic dread in town, just until he’s got you right where he wants you, and then, before you know it, you’re swimming in hell just like the rest of them.

Recommended to fans of Horror, Dark, and Weird Fiction alike.

-Jon R. Meyers

what if I got down on my knees by Tony Raucher  (2015 Whistling Shade Press / 204 pp / trade paperback)

The all-lowercase and lack of punctuation in the title made me wary ... was this going to be some overwrought trying-too-hard artsy pretentious thing? Or was it going to be one of the rare cases when the unorthodox usage serves to enhance rather that detract, to add a subtle but constant undercurrent of mental disquiet?

Well, obviously, it's the latter. Because, had it been the former, I wouldn't have finished reading, and therefore wouldn't be writing this review. Life's too short. Imagine being a musical type and hearing a favorite piece played well, but with all the notes offset just a little. In a weird sort of way, the writer/editor in me felt like that, but the uncomfortable sensation added something of value and interest to the overall experience.

What you have here is a collection of several strange and far-ranging tales, many touching upon similar themes of missed changes, solitude, loneliness, dubious friendships, lost loves, abandonment, rejection. Many seem laments, of a sort ... the lament of never speaking up, the one that got away, no appreciation and manipulation, occasionally edging from insightful toward borderline creepy.

Not a happy-happy feelgood batch of reads, in other words. But haunting, thoughtful, and effective. From a male perspective, yet also deeply immersive, intuitive, and emotional ... flying in the face of the commonly-held notions of gender roles.

"let's get sad" was a personal fave, as a group of guys try to depress themselves by watching tearjerker movies, listening to emo music, moping, and glooming ... all in the hopes of impressing the cool moody girls; sort of a wry jab at the lengths people will go to in order to try and get laid, even to the point of making themselves miserable and unable to function.

The structure of "modern problems (part 364,927)" is peculiar to follow but fascinating; reading along, there's no guessing where it's going and by the time you get there you're not sure just what happened; I liked it a lot and still can't pin down exactly why.

In some vaguely indefinable way, much of the book reminds me of the writing of Jennifer Robin ... except, instead of observational and autobiographical, these stories feel more fictional yet introspective ... an inward exploration of psyche through these various characters. Hidden depths and unknown profundities, is the kind of sense I'm trying to get across here. Whatever it is, it works.

-Christine Morgan


NEON GOLGOTHA by Michael Faun (2017 MorbiBooks / 47 pp / chapbook)

Faun's gloomy tale takes place in all five boroughs of New York City. Each chapter represents a borough with a new set of characters and off the wall situations.

NEON GOLGOTHA brings to mind Burrough's 'Naked Lunch' and Gasper Noe's 'Enter the Void' as if run through Dante's Inferno. A trippy tale of decadence and damnation in the big city. To tell you more would ruin this short but memorable nightmarish fever dream.

-Nick Cato

THE DOLL HOUSE by Edward Lee (2017 Necro Publications / 102 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

And another instance where suddenly there's an Edward Lee book I hadn't known about but immediately IT MUST BE MINE!!!! Some authors are automatic queue jumpers Fast Passin' their way to the top of my reading list, I must admit. Not fair, but, there it is. I'm only human (at least, until some better option comes along).

But, in this case, in my defense, it's a small book. A clever miniature, almost. A good-looking book too, but one that continues to support my only aggravation with this press. Gorgeous books in terms of production value, excellent stories ... lots of itsy-nitsy-bitsy non-spell-checker-able goofs slipping through.

That gripe aside, on with the show! The story's a pastiche, done in the style of M.R. James, though with the inimitable Edward Lee flair -- in other words, sexed up like whoa, perverse and delightfully nasty. Now, I know pastiches often get mocked and sneered at, but Lee's intro to this book nicely sums up my own feelings on the matter, so I needn't get into it here.

In The Doll House, collector Reginald Lympton gets a lead on a rare and valuable one for sale, the creation of a legendary craftsman who was also a reputed occultist and ancestor of the seller. None of this stops Lympton from shamelessly fleecing the sick old man and taking the treasure for much less than the asking price.

Lympton is an unpleasant fellow all around, lusting after his neighbor's daughter and the old man's daughter while bored with his own lusty and buxom wife. His libido and his personal unpleasantness both amp up as soon as the doll house is in his possession, and he soon finds himself in for a fittingly unpleasant fate.

-Christine Morgan

PURGATORY BEHIND THESE EYES by Doug Rinaldi (2016 Mayhem Street Media / 251 pp / trade aperback & eBook)

Even just the intro to this one hits its share of nerves for creative types ... because most of us have been there, in the doldrums, the dead seas where the joy gets leeched out of what we love to do, when it no longer feels worth it, when the temptation to give up and let it wither can get so strong.

I mean, I can relate, y'know? Been there. Been there all too often. But to come back from that, to persevere, is its own form of joy ... and that also comes through in the intro and the stories following.

Which are, many of them, let's put it right out there, kind of dark and messed up. You get savagery and mutilation, houses of dubious repute, devils and angels, bizarre contagions, necrophilia, insanity, murder, sinister betrayal, steamy sex, autopsies gone wrong, cannibalism, cults and killers ... all the gooshy good stuff.

Now, usually I have a hard time picking a top fave, but in this collection there was a clear stand-out winner: "Annual Seed," which starts off with a simple farmer's prize produce contest and a disgruntled competitor, ramps up toward being a revenge tale, and then swerves a crazy left turn out of nowhere into even more delightful fun.

What that meant, of course, was that I then faced the tough decisions on picking a second-fave, but really, this is not a bad problem to have. I ultimately narrowed it down to two strong contenders, the
OCD/anxiety-laden "Cleanliness & Godliness" and the historical maritime nightmare of "Maelstrom" (I have a thing for ships, what can I say?)

Bonus feature Author's Notes appear at the end of each story; there are mixed opinions about whether such belong there or at the end or not at all, but I like the little peek behind the curtain at the inner workings while it's still fresh in my mind.

-Christine Morgan

BLACK STATIC no. 58 (May/June 2017)

Opening Commentary from Lynda E. Rucker examines the classic lost girl trope in a couple of recent films, then Ralph Robert Moore shares how a heartbreaking real life event brought a few books and films to mind.

In Mark Morris' novelette 'Holiday Romance,' Skelton returns to a seaside bed and breakfast he last stayed at as a teenager. He contemplates his failing marriage and his late parents, as well as a girl he had met at the Inn all those years ago. During a walk on a rainy pier, a detective questions him, claiming a bag of body parts found on the nearby beach matches his DNA. And when Skelton discovers there's no record of a woman he had dinner with the previous night ever being checked into the Inn, Morris leads us into a Lynchian mystery that will surely give you the chills.

'The Process of Chuddar' by Tim Casson deals with a young man who befriends the last member of a cursed family. The curse eventually carries over to our protagonist's successful food business as well as his own life. This is the second part of a trilogy although you won't be lost if you missed Casson's 'Bug Skin' back in issue 50. A fine creature feature centered around a female artist.

'Nonesuch' by Joe Pitkin finds a city slicker named Jack purchasing an orchid in an area so remote he can never find the same way to and from. After meeting a hippie-like man who offers to cheaply prune Jack's apple trees, Jack decides to quit his city job and risk an apple cider press. Pitkin takes the classic "urban man moves to the country" thing and delivers a familiar yet finely written, solid chiller.

'Survival Strategies' by Helen Marshall centers around a reporter arriving in New York City to interview a woman named Lily Argo who had discovered one of the biggest horror writers of the 70s. Lily's stories of working back then in a male dominated industry are interesting, but not exactly what our reporter was looking for. So Lily gives her a bit about the legendary Barron St. John, which sort of mirrors recent events in our reporter's life. Haunting stuff.

And speaking of haunting, this issue's final offering by Gwendolyn Kiste, 'Songs to Help You Cope When Your Mom Won't Stop Haunting You and Your Friends' is an emotional ghost story about a teenager dealing with her mother's death through certain rock songs. I'm a sucker for music-themed tales and Kiste's is as good as they get.

Gary Couzen's 'Blood Spectrum' gives us another large dose of DVD/blu ray reviews (including a beautiful PHANTASM box set) and Peter Tennant's always in-depth book reviews examines several graphic novels, three recent titles from Richard Chizmar (plus an outstanding interview), and 5 more books. Tennant's damn column always increases my TBR pile...

This 58th issue (that's technically their 100th...visit their website below for more info) shows BLACK STATIC continuing to publish some of the best horror fiction in the business.

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-Nick Cato