Sunday, May 1, 2011

May, 2011 Reviews

MAY 2011 REVIEWS

(NOTE: The "smell ratings" at the end of some reviews rate the actual SMELL of the book and have nothing to do with the story.  Smell Ratings: 5 = excellent, 1 = odorless, 2-4 = you figure it out.  Book Key: hc = hardcover / tp = trade paperback / mmp - mass market paperback / rarer forms described.  Unless otherwise noted, all reviews are by Nick Cato).


CONFESSIONS OF A ZOMBIE LOVER by Zoe E. Whitten (2011 / 56 pp / ebook)

Microbiologist Eugene O'Donnell is on a mission to help heal victims of a world-wide plague that has caused the dead to rise and become killers.  By combining electro-shock therapy and a diet of brain-enhancing vitamins and herbs, Eugene ("G" to his friends) begins to see progress in Reggie, one of his zombie subjects housed at a military base.  As the zombies under G's care grow in intelligence, Whitten cleverly compares them to children, giving the reader a more personal feel toward the undead, and hence giving this novella a somewhat fresh spin on a rapidly tiring subgenre.

Alongside the medical story is a romance between G and Reggie, arguably making this the first gay zombie romance story (although with all the zombie tales out there today, I could be wrong).  When the two finally hit the sack for a night of drunken sex, things go horribly wrong and G's life changes in a way he never expected.

CONFESSIONS is the second book in a zombie series by Whitten, and while I haven't read the first, this is a decent stand alone story, featuring some interesting ideas on the undead and human/zombie relationships.  I found it a little slow at the beginning, but the second half picks up nicely.

If you're a zombie fan I say give 'er a shot...


PRAY TO STAY DEAD by Mason James Cole (2011 Print is Dead / 327 pp. / tp and ebook)

It's end-of-the-world zombie apocalypse time once again...but before you let out a frustrated yawn , listen up: while it's true you've probably read this a hundred times before, PRAY is one of those novels that despite its familiar story, manages to work.  And it works in a big way.

Set in 1974, PRAY follows five friends on their trip to a Lake Tahoe getaway.  They stop in an isolated town to get food and gas at a small store owned by a senior couple (Misty and her crackpot husband, Crate) and before long they're abducted by an insane backwoods family who waste no time slaughtering the men and taking the women captive.  Much of the story is seen through the eyes of Colleen; she's forced into an Amish-like religious cult whose Manson-like leader, Huffington Neibolt, has been kidnapping and impregnating women for years as part of a Noah-like survival strategy for the coming apocalypse.  When the dead start to rise around the world, it only encourages Huffington all the more that his stable of wives (and stockpile of weapons) were truly the Lord's work.

Meanwhile, a black Vietnam vet named Reggie is trying to travel from California to New Mexico in an attempt to locate and rescue his daughter (cue Brian Keene's THE RISING) when he comes across a cop named Cardo.  Reggie rescues him from a rooftop that's surrounded by zombies, and the two travel on, eventually coming to the aforementioned gas station where they help the elderly couple survive in a classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD finale.

Cole manages to craft believable, likeable characters whose pain we feel on mental, physical, and even spiritual levels.  His antagonists are basically right out of 70s redneck slasher films, and cause more terror among our survivors than the undead (although there's no shortage of zombie carnage here).  While PRAY does have the action and feel of a trashy grindhouse film, Cole's way of spinning his tale puts this one leaps and bounds above the abundance of modern zombie novels; it may be mainly by-the-numbers, but it goes down so smooth you won't know what hit you.

I'm as sick of zombies as anyone else...but when something as entertaining and well-written as PRAY TO STAY DEAD comes along, it re-kindles my love for the undead just a little bit longer.  'Tis a bloody good show.


Smell Rating: 2


A LIFE ON FIRE by Chris Bowsman (2011 Grindhouse Press / 110 pp / tp)

Patent Clerk Gerald McManner is tired of dealing with moronic inventors and is bored with his life in general.  Saddened over the death of his wife Tracy, he begins to drink excessively and eventually finds himself popping in and out of an alternate reality where strange creatures dwell, his late wife speaks to him, and a man whose death he's partially responsible for gives him hints on how to deal with his new surroundings.

Bowsman's short novella is a decent man-loosing-his-marbles tale, although I found myself hoping there'd be more interludes told from Tracy's viewpoint during her bathtub suicide (the final one is quite heartbreaking).  A LIFE ON FIRE is an entertaining (although depressing) piece of dark fiction.


Smell Rating: 1


JACK’S MAGIC BEANS by Brian Keene (2011 Deadite Press / 104 pp / tp)

Brian Keene needs to be sporked for being such a damn tease!

Just, you know, generally speaking … but specifically for delivering up the tantalizing tidbits of tales in this slim little collection, that only whet the appetite for full-on novel-length versions! 

Under a hundred pages, five stories, and four agonized soul-deep howls from me of, “What do you mean, that’s IT? Where’s the rest?!? Augh! &%^^$^@$$%@!!!”

Alas, my titanium spork would probably get confiscated at airport security, and of course I wouldn’t seriously advocate physical violence (in this case). So I will have to settle for a psychic sporking. 

*spork*

Okay, that’s out of the way, moving on to the actual reviews! 

First off, the title track, “Jack’s Magic Beans.” I love-love-LOVE me some sudden apocalypse, be it from natural disaster or zombie outbreak or what have you. Out of the blue, all hell just breaks loose and whisks me along for the ride and I enjoy every minute of it. In this one, what starts when a stockboy thinks the lettuces are talking to him (“We are the lettuce,” they say. “We know everything.” … how can anybody not love a line like that?) escalates into a gorestorm of madness that engulfs an entire supermarket. A handful of terrified but seemingly-sane survivors take refuge in the store freezer as they try to figure out what could have happened, and how they can get out of it alive. 

“Without You,” the second story in the book, is a life tragedy of love gone sour and marriage gone stale, neatly compacted into five short pages, while also filled with the sort of black humor and grisly morality that would have fit right in with the wonderful old horror comics. 

The next two, “I Am An Exit” and “This Is Not An Exit,” go together. And this is why I only howled four times instead of five; I gnashed my teeth after the first one but then was lulled into a false sense of relaxing security as soon as I realized the second was a kind of sequel. They are quick peeks, snapshots, brief but compelling excerpts from the life of a serial killer. The author’s note following “This Is Not An Exit” promises more of the story in a yet-to-be-written novel, so he just better follow through!

Last but not least is “‘The King’ In: YELLOW,” a tribute to the classic of the same name, albeit with a clever tweaking of punctuation and a moderning-up rock and roll edge. Roger and Kathryn are having a nice dinner out when they witness an act of insanity connected to an earlier cryptic remark from a streetcorner vagrant. Swept along by morbid curiosity and the hunger for adventure, they decide to take in a performance of a play called YELLOW, featuring a cast list of actors named for and doing eerily apt impersonations of famous dead rock stars … or are they?

Keene’s mastery of character and description shine through on every page. These are very real people, experiencing very vivid emotions and events. That’s part of why it’s so hard to let them go, and accept that the story’s done. 

-Christine Morgan


THE DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY by Erik Larson (2003 Random House / 447 pp / hc & tp)

All right, so it’s not exactly fiction … but since I’ve reviewed stuff here that isn’t exactly horror either, I guess fair’s fair. 

Fair’s fair … a joke, a pun, son, as Foghorn Leghorn would say … because the setting for this book is the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair, more properly known as the World’s Columbian Exposition. 

Welcome to America at the end of the nineteenth century, at a crossroads in history when Victorian gaslight is giving way to the fabulous inventions and discoveries of men like Edison and Tesla. Welcome to Chicago, which puts in its bid for the fair out of a determined effort to prove that theirs is a city every bit as sophisticated as New York or Paris, that it’s not just a grimy place of soot and slaughterhouses. 

Welcome to the stomping grounds of one of the nation’s first notorious, infamous, headline-grabbing serial killers. Meet Dr. Henry H. Holmes, who took the last name of one of England’s most beloved detectives but modeled his hobbies much more after Jack the Ripper. 

How many young women, drawn to Chicago by the prospects of freedom, excitement, and employment, met their gruesome ends in Dr. Holmes’ sinister sanctum? We’ll never know. Speculations of the time put the number in the vicinity of two hundred. 

Even a fraction of that amount would still put Holmes well ahead of the Ripper’s tally, the difference being that many of Holmes’ victims were never found. The Gilded Age was also a time of burgeoning medical science … dissections, cadavers, grave robbers. Some of the young ladies who fell prey to Holmes’ charms ended up being delivered to a colleague of his who articulated skeletons for sale to medical schools. Others just vanished. 

This monster, a textbook sociopath in every sense, was striking in appearance, charming in manner, and a seemingly respectable member of society. He owned a building in Chicago, operating several businesses out of it, under a variety of names, aliases and double-blinds so that his creditors never knew how to collect on his many debts. He hired fresh-faced girls to work in his shops, romancing and even illegally marrying a few. When the time of the Fair came close, he opened a hotel … where men seeking lodging were turned away, but vacancies always seemed available for ladies. 

Even the inquiring families were deterred by Holmes’ seemingly sincere willingness to be helpful, his stories of elopements and running out on the rent. And the rest of Chicago was far too swamped to worry about some missing persons.

Anyone who has ever planned a major event – a big wedding, say … or worse, a convention! – will know all too well the thousand and one problems that go with it. Location, organizing, programming, people-wrangling, food, sanitation, supplies, entertainment, prices, hassles, egos, bickering, chaos. A single delay can throw the whole thing off schedule. A single disagreement can explode into a full-scale feud. 

Imagine trying to put together not just a wedding or a con weekend, but an entire fair. Not just any fair. A fair that will run for months. A WORLD’S Fair. To show the rest of the globe that America is no longer an upstart newcomer but a serious player. To, as the saying went, have to “out-Eiffel Eiffel,” whose Tower had wowed them at the Paris expo. 

Now imagine trying to do it within two years. From the ground up. With a tight-fisted budget oversight bunch of busy-bodies, politicians, society matrons, architects of competing vision, thousands of workers, union agitators, newspaper reporters. Your career, livelihood, and reputation on the line. 

Gut-clenching, isn’t it? The tension and drama that the author conveys is every bit as gripping in the unfolding tale of the Fair’s construction as the story of the murders. Non-fiction, okay, but it does not read as such. So much of the content comes from letters, articles and accounts of the time that it turns these individuals into very real people, their struggles as sympathetic as anything going on today. 

Reading Erik Larson’s THE DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY, I was put in mind of Robert McCammon’s Matthew Corbett books, set in eighteenth-century New York … this is a hundred years later but the effect of stepping back through time comes across almost as vividly. It also put me in mind of the series CONNECTIONS, by James Burke, in which the smallest and seemingly most coincidental of events can have far-reaching ripples down through the ages.

Perfect for the “serious” reader on your list … or for anyone into history, serial killers, architecture, steampunk, human triumph and despair, and just an all-around damn good read!

-Christine Morgan


ASYLUM LAKE by R.A. Evans (2008 Chapbook Press / 208 pp / tp and ebook)

ASYLUM LAKE opens in 1972 in the town of Bedlam Falls with the trial of twelve-year-old Lionel Collins, who has brutally murdered a family without any provocation.  What could have caused the son of a reverend to bludgeon and dismember the family, including their small twins?  Some people think Lionel is mentally ill; others are convinced he’s just evil.  And what is the significance of the white bracelet around his wrist?

Almost 40 years later, Brady Tanner and his dog Gruff move to Bedlam Falls after the sudden death of his wife, moving into the summer home where he and his family spent their vacations throughout Brady’s childhood.  The home is overshadowed by Lake View Asylum, a psychiatric hospital now abandoned.  The asylum, and the lake it overlooks, hold terrible secrets - secrets that Brady is about to discover.  How is his family connected to the asylum?  And what happened that night he and his friends swam out to the float in the lake, a night he has no memory of?

As Brady settles into his new home, he reunites with an old love, April, and gets to know her daughter Abby.  But Brady’s happiness is diminished by the realization that there is a presence in his home, one that’s trying to tell him something.  Mysterious messages appear in letter tiles on a Scrabble board.  His late father’s room is filled with crime memorabilia relating to the asylum.  Brady’s father, as well as his grandfather, had been part of the local law enforcement years before when Lionel Collins carried out his heinous crime.  What was his father looking for?

ASYLUM LAKE is a fun horror story.  By turns horrifying and amusing, Asylum Lake will keep you turning the pages well into the night.  Although the story leads to a satisfying conclusion, there are enough loose ends for a sequel, which I hope the author is planning.  The characters are very real and most are likeable; even the dog became a favorite character.

If you’re looking for a riveting, well-written story, you don’t need to look any further than ASYLUM LAKE.

-Sheri White


DIAVOLINO by Steve Emmett (2011 Etopia Press / ebook)

Tom Lupton is an architect who is given the chance to build a dream house for a rich client on the small island of Diavolino in Italy.  He and his family, along with his assistant Sima, move to the island to live in a temporary home the client, Roger, has built for them.  But Diavolino is hiding an evil that has been kept secret for centuries, and the locals are worried the new residents will somehow unleash the evil.  They do not welcome Tom and his family with open arms.

But there is no holding back the evil; there is someone who has been waiting for this time since he first discovered Diavolino almost 500 years before.  The time has come to serve his Master and finally be granted the power he craves.

As the evil grows and spreads throughout Italy, Tom’s wife Elspeth and daughter Amy, as well as Sima, are kidnapped by Clavelli, the one who awaits the Master.  Tom and his Italian assistant Paolo race against time to find Tom’s family and stop the evil that threatens to destroy the world.

Demons wreaking havoc on Earth is always a fun read, and DIAVOLINO is no exception.  It brings to mind the great horror novels from the 1980s - good vs. evil, blood and guts, chaos.  There are twists and turns throughout the story, and an ending that practically begs for a sequel.

Emmet packs a lot into a relatively short novel - fires, plane crashes, volcanic eruptions, a bloody lake and demonic monks.  Lots of action, lots of surprises, great writing and vivid descriptions make DIAVOLINO a must-read for any horror aficionado.

-Sheri White



DIRGE by Ken Knight (Authorhouse 2010 / 480 pp / tb and ebook)

Mickey is a loser.  Picked on throughout school and ridiculed by the girl he wants, he seems to be going nowhere fast.  After winning big on a lottery ticket, Mickey attempts to redeem himself to Monique only to be struck down in a terrible accident.  Now, the zombie apocalypse has begun in the Southeastern United States….and it’s being led by that same loser.  No one outside of a four-star general and a handful of people working for a company called DIEWINN knows the true beginnings of this new cataclysmic event.
  
Washington D.C. has fallen to the zombies who seem to be able to think and react as readily as when alive.  Society has begun to unravel and the government and military are unable to stop the unprecedented contagion.  With an administration more concerned with civil rights, a CEO looking to cash in on experimental nanotechnology and a potential military conspiracy, can anyone stop the horde of resurrected dead before it’s too late?

Ken Knight has taken the zombie sub-genre to an all-new level with DIRGE.  It is a fresh take on the causes, results and outcomes of a zombie apocalypse.  Character development is great leaving the reader able to understand and even sympathize with Mickey and his situation.  DIRGE is populated with some very interesting people including Luciana Belacourt, the CEO of DIEWINN, who is the perfect evil genius.  I genuinely disliked her as an individual.  The pacing of the story is spot on and quick, holding the reader’s interest until the very end without any lag.  The ending took me completely by surprise in its unpredictability….and as anyone who knows me can attest to, I hate predictability.  One complaint I have with DIRGE is with the character Hoochie.  For whatever reason I just couldn’t connect with the character.  Another is that sometimes the grammatical usage got a little repetitive.  Other than that DIRGE is a great and refreshing read that had me hooked from page one.

-Colleen Wanglund


BLIND SWIMMER (2010 Eibonvale Press 2010 / 360 pp / tb)

BLIND SWIMMER is an eleven-story anthology from the writers of Eibonvale Press.  The theme centers on creativity in isolation with some very varied ideas on what that means.  They are stories full of horror, surrealism, loneliness and desperation.

My favorite of the bunch is the first story called “Bellony” by Nina Allan.  It tells the tale of Terri, a writer striking out on her own to discover what happened to Terri’s favorite childhood writer Allis Bennett.  After isolating herself in Allis’ last known residence, Terri discovers that Allis’ life and the circumstances of her disappearance are as strange and mysterious as her books.  Terri must soon ask herself what is real and what is fiction?  What I love about this particular story is that it is open to the reader’s interpretation.

Another excellent story is “The Book of Tides” by David Rix about a man who lives alone along a stretch of beach in Scotland.  The man tells stories that he ‘feels’ from the debris that washes ashore.  His existence becomes confusing for him after finding a young woman.  He begins to question whether or not to return to civilization and discover the state of the world.

“The Talkative Star” by Rhys Hughes is an interesting take on the theme with quick short pieces and poetry all involving the sun.  “The Higgins Technique” by Terry Grimwood is about the lengths some artists will go to for their work.  “Far Beneath Incomplete Constellations” by Alexander Zelenyj looks at a man’s secret affair with a woman that induces dreams which he wishes were reality.

All of the stories in BLIND SWIMMER are well-written and offer fantastic and imaginative ideas on the concept of creativity in isolation.  As well as the stories, there is an essay by David Rix on his vision for Eibonvale Press and a great foreword by Joel Lane that are not to be missed.  BLIND SWIMMER is an excellent and interesting read.

-Colleen Wanglund

The following review originally appeared at THE CROW'S CAW


IN LAYMON’S TERMS edited by Kelly Laymon, Steve Gerlach, & Richard Chizmar (To be Released August 1, 2011 by Cemetery Dance Publications / 615 pp / hc)

Arguably one of the most eagerly-awaited titles in recent horror fiction, this mammoth tribute to the late Richard Laymon is jam-packed with fond remembrances, original fiction inspired by Laymon, some rare Laymon shorts and oddities, and even an 18-page pictorial courtesy of Richard’s wife.


Part One: After opening pieces from Kelly Laymon and Steve Gerlach (both will be cherished by long time Laymon fans), former Leisure Books editor Don D’Auria gives a brief history of his personal love for the author as well as how he began to publish his catalog for the mass market.


The always reliable Norman Partridge delivers the first Laymon-inspired story, followed by a brief piece describing what he liked best about the late author.  Next up is ‘Meeting Joanne’ by Bentley Little and it delivers big time to both Laymon AND Little fans; one of the best stories here IMO.  We then dive into another goodie from Jack Ketchum titled ‘Hotline’ then a decent werewolf tale from Regina Mitchell.


Bookseller Alan Beatts shares some interesting accounts of his few meetings with Laymon, then Brian Keene gives us ‘Castaways,’ a short version of his Laymon-inspired novel of the same name.  Brian Freeman has one of the better segues into his fine short story, while Ryan Harding’s ‘Development’ is a nasty little ditty you’d swear was written by Laymon himself.


John Urbancik’s ‘Fauxville North’ is the second werewolf tale of the anthology, and ‘Daddy Wound’ by Jacqueline Mitchell keeps the thrills coming.  Gary Brander’s remembrance is one of the more personal here, and his tale, ‘Campfire Story,’ has all the elements Laymon fans love.  Simon Clark’s ‘Ham’s Not There’ is a fantastic take on the invisible man thing while Gina Osnovich’s ‘Edge of Town’ really brings on the Laymonesque goodness.  One of the more original tales comes from Michael T. Hyuck, Jr.: ‘Deep Dawn’s Jongluer’ deals with a mute artist (although she can hear) and a nasty experience she has aboard a ship.  Sheri White’s remembrance will appeal to anyone with kids, then Tom Piccirilli’s ‘New York Comes to the Desert’ mixes two genres he has mastered: horror and noir (plus a little dark humor I’m sure Laymon would’ve loved).  Adam Pepper’s ‘The Lonely Room’ is a standard (although well-executed) “continual” type story about a sleazy motel with a possessed room (Pepper’s remembrance piece will be of interest to HWA members).


Part Two: The middle section features lots of Laymon goodies; there’s early poems (that are scans of the original type-written pages) and a story Laymon had published in a 1970 issue of ELLERY QUEEN MYSTERY MAGAZINE.  Then there are 20 pages of a newsletter Richard edited titled ‘Smokers Blend’ that features tips, advice, and humor pieces geared toward pipe smokers (while I didn’t read all of this part, it was interesting to see what our favorite horror writer did when not scaring people silly).  There’s stories from Debonair magazine, a GREAT witch/movie story titled ‘Cut’ from 1985’s ‘Bestseller #23,’ a wonderful interview conducted in 1995 by Ed Gorman for Mystery Scene, 3 stories that originally appeared in Cemetery Dance magazine (each one better than the last) and a killer Halloween story called ‘Boo’ from 2000’s ‘October Dreams.’  The section ends with 16 pages of photographs, my favorite being Laymon at a book signing with Bentley Little and J.F. Gonzalez (Little only did 3 signings in his career [according to a 2005 issue of THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW], this one because his friend Richard Laymon had asked him).  Despite all the testimonies in the book, you could tell how much Laymon loved his family, friends and colleagues just by looking at these priceless photos.


Part Three: Matt Schwartz gives a funny account of how he became a fan, and compares the goodness of Laymon’s novels to the goodness of Melrose Place (trust me—it works!).  Steve Gerlach’s remembrance is one of the shortest, yet one of the most memorable, and his story ‘Dead of Night’ has no problem putting chills on your spine.  James Futch’s ‘Cover’ is a clever (and brief) take on the zombie thing, while Michael Oliveri’s ‘Behavior Therapy’ works great after his neat intro/remembrance).  Rain Graves claims (in her memoriam) she’s worried how Laymon fans will take her story; with ‘Wild Card,’ she has nothing to worry about.  John Pelan’s ‘Another Saturday Night’ features a sleazeball thief who picks up a goth chick whose ritual sex-thing turns out to be much more than a fetish.


Robert Freese’s remembrance is one of my favorites here: he explains why he wrote a review of Laymons writing book, ‘A Writer’s Tale,’ and how he tried to have it published in Fangoria Magazine.  The manuscript was sent back to him mutilated (!), and needless to say the letter was not published.  Fans will eat this story up, but I wish Freese’s actual review was included here (would have been quite appropriate).  Donn Gash follows this with an equally-as-cool remembrance titled ‘Pushing Buttons’ which flies in the face of critics who never “got” Laymon’s fiction (especially his characters).


‘Dig’ is a fun “buried alive” story by William D. Carl that features a truly grizzlyending; Holly Newstein & Ralph Bieder II deliver ‘Prayers,’ about an office worker whose life takes drastic changes after he sends a donation to a charismatic TV preacher.  Mark Justice’s ‘The Red Kingdom’ is a sex-charged thriller dealing with blood-soaked “amazons” attempting to bring their Dark Lord back to earth (did I mention this one was sex-charged?).


More so than almost any other tale in IN LAYMON’S TERMS, Bryan Smith’s ‘Pizza Face’ truly captures the feel and aura of Laymon’s own short stories; it’s a tense home invasion tale with well-timed humor and intense violence.  Dick would’ve been quite pleased with this one!
Brett McBean’s ‘The Genius of a Sick Mind’ is a well-done cat-and-mouse story, although at this point in the anthology the Laymonesque twist endings become a bit predictable—such as in Sebastien Pharand’s ‘Little Monsters,’ about an old man who guards his property from small creatures (you’ll see where this one’s headed by the middle of the first page).  It’s a well-written tale, if a bit familiar.


I didn’t care for Jonathan Torres’ ‘Bestiality,’ about 2 low-lifes who capture stray “animals” for an experimental lab.  It’s five pages of rape and unpleasantness that I didn’t find any humor in (thankfully, Torres’ remembrance is quite nice).


Ron R. Clinton’s ‘The Diner’ is an ode to Laymon’s ‘The Beast House,’ and features a poor soul wandering into a restaurant that serves more than just coffee.  Troy Taylor’s ‘The Keepsake’ is a vampire story that—while good—could’ve had a better ending.  While ‘Coastal Pickup’ is another one you’ll figure out early on, Brent Zirnheld’s mysterious female character kept it interesting.  Nicole Cushing’s tribute to Laymon’s ‘The Traveling Vampire Show,’ titled ‘Scabby Nipples and Sharp Teeth,’ is another vamp yarn, albeit with a wonderfully demented conclusion.


Weston Ochse’s ‘Crashing Down’ takes a nice turn and gives a fresh look at death and suicide (it’s also one of the creepier stories here).  Michael McCarty & Mark McLaughlin’s ‘From the Bowels of the Earth’ wins for funniest story, about a nerd who reluctantly becomes a demon hunter.  I can’t say enough good things about Robert Morrish’s ‘Still Life with Mother,’ a disturbing Norman Bates-like tale with a flavor all its own, while Roger Range’s ‘Scavengers’ pits blood-thirsty coyotes against an average American family (and like a Laymon story, NO ONE is safe here).  Slick ending, too.


Patricia Lee Macomber pulls off an amazing feat in an anthology full of (mainly) extreme, gory tales: ‘Past Tense’ not only has a happy ending, but holds its own here thanks to the great, suggestive prose that’s as tense as the more graphic entries.


Philip Robinson’s eerie ‘Occupied’ deals with a creature living inside an oak tree and the homeowner who must deal with its insatiable bloodlust, while a kinky couple go for the gusto in Jim Millman’s ‘For the Light,’ a short and face-paced thriller.


If any remembrance in IN LAYMON’S TERMS can bring a tear to your eye, it’s Geoff Cooper’s, but his following hostage story, ‘Strangers: Good Friends and a Bottle of Wine’ will quickly put your heart in your throat.


The final piece of fiction comes from the always demented Edward Lee, whose ‘Chef’ is a hilarious take on the undead (and culinary arts!).  And it all concludes with a beautiful and bittersweet ‘Dream’ from Matt Johnson.


Like any anthology (especially one of this size), there are a few forgettable stories, but even those had their hearts in the right place.  Richard Laymon’s 1987 novel, ‘Night Show,’ inspired me to write more than any other novel I had read up to that point, so it was nice to read so many similar testimonies (and everyone who was fortunate enough to meet Richard only had super-positive things to say about him).


IN LAYMON’S TERMS serves as a fond tribute to a writer who literally had HORROR running through his veins, an author who stood up for the genre and went out of his way to support and promote both seasoned and new writers, and a man who—despite the dark, extreme stories he made a living from—was one of the nicest, family-oriented guys the horror fiction scene had ever known.  Regardless if you’re a fan or not, this book deserves to be on any horror fan’s bookshelf.
As I’m sure every contributor to this anthology would agree: “The Dick would be pleased.”

Monday, April 25, 2011

Meet the Staff

MEET THE STAFF...

Since 2003, THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW has had several people contributing reviews...here's our latest staff (with the ladies first, of course!)...



Christine Morgan works the overnight shift in a residential psychiatric facility, a lonely job rough on the health and sleep schedule … but it provides considerable writing time, as well as the occasional moment of inspiration. Christine is a lifelong reader of horror, a roleplaying gamer, a cat person, and a general geek with interests including superheroes, pirates, zombies, Vikings, history, oddball crafts, and cheesy disaster movies. She’s married to an  amazingly understanding guy, and they’ve produced a kid so precocious, creative and weird that she sold her own first zombie story at the age of fourteen. 

Her works have appeared in several publications, including: The Book of All Flesh, The Book of Final Flesh, The Best of All Flesh, History is DeadThe World is Dead, Strange Stories of Sand and Sea, Fear of the Unknown, Pyramid Magazine, GURPS Villains, Hell Hath No Fury, Dreaded Pall, Path of the Bold, Cthulhu Sex Magazine and its best-of volume Horror Between the Sheets, Closet Desire IV, and Leather, Lace and Lust.



Colleen Wanglund is a self-described gorehound, bookwhore and metalhead.  She has been a fan of horror movies since her parents took her to see THE OMEN (1976) at a drive-in when she was 8-years-old and a fan of horror lit since reading THE SENTINEL by Jeffrey Konvitz when she was 12.  Colleen’s reviews and articles can also be found on the web at More Horror, Mondo Film and Video Guide, JournalStone, Monster Librarian, and last but not least Cinema Knife Fight as the Geisha of Gore.



Sheri White has been published in several small press anthologies and magazines, including Edo Van Belkom's "Be Very Afraid" and "Decadence 3" edited by Monica J. O'Rourke.  Recent acceptances include the "Bigfoot Among Us" anthology and the Daily Flash 2012 anthology.  She is also a book reviewer for several online horror sites.  Sheri lives in beautiful Jefferson, MD with her husband, three kids, two dogs and a black cat named Magic she considers her familiar.  Check out her blog at http://sheriw1965.blogspot.com/


Nick Cato has been publishing fanzines since 1981.  After 5 years of publishing THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW as a print 'zine, he decided to take it online in 2008.  A reading of his mother's copy of THE SENTINEL by Jeffrey Konvitz hooked him on horror novels at a ridiculously young age, and a late night screening of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD forever sealed his fate as a horror film fanatic.  Aside from maniacally reading and reviewing horror fiction, Nick also does film reviews for Cinema Knife Fight and The Black Glove, and is currently busy working on his 3rd novel.  His short fiction has appeared in several anthologies and magazines.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

'Zine Update

It's been a while since our last look at what's new on the horror fiction magazine market---so without further aBOO...


SHOCK TOTEM's 3rd issue is a 142-paged magazine (although printed like a trade paperback).  The fiction offerings are all over the place, so there's plenty of variety, and the interviews and reviews are well done.

Among my favorite tales this issue were the opener, 'Bop Kabala and Communist Jazz' by Tim Lieder, about a multi-talented Korean preacher; Amanda C. Davis' 'Drift,' a haunting yarn about parents dealing with their son's strange delusions, and 'Mr. Many Faces' by S. Clayton Rhodes, a fresh take on the monster-in-the-closet theme, complete with a slick conclusion.  John Skipp also contributes a short and disgusting story told from a worms's viewpoint!

There's a brief but informative interview with bizarro author D. Harlan Wilson and a lengthy conversation with Count Lyle of the band Ghoultown (I had never heard of them either, but have since checked them out online).  There's also a nice article about our fear of darkness by Mercedes M. Yardley.

My favorite section is the 13-pages of book and DVD reviews, and it was nice to see so many seldom-reviewed new books covered here.

Despite the slick cover art, SHOCK TOTEM could use some more attractive interior artwork (considering this is technically a magazine); but being the 12+ stories here are of top-notch quality, it's not a major issue.  Highly recomended.


The 21st issue of BLACK STATIC is another winner, again steamrolling over every other horror fiction magazine on the market.  Among this issue's 5 fiction offerings, James Cooper's 'Cushing' will be cherished by any fan of the late actor, Peter Cushing.  Cooper's tale revolves around 4 Cushing films and I couldn't get enough.  Ray Cluley deilvers yet another fantastic piece titled 'Pins and Needles.'  He has established himself as one of the best authors to appear in this magazine, and has even earned a spot in Ellen Datlow's 'The Best Horror Stories of the year Voume 3' with his tale from last issue.

Peter Tennant once again deilvers some of the most in-depth horror book reviews in the genre, and gives a nice history and Q&A session with author Angela Slatter.  There's also enough current DVD reviews to keep you busy for 3 months.

With their well-informed staff of columnists and always reliable fiction, BLACK STATIC seems to be on path no one will be able to top anytime soon.


Although a summer/fall 2010 release, I finally finished the 17th issue of DARK DISCOVERIES. I've been enjoying their recent line of theme-issues, this time taking on dark science fiction.

There's a fine short opening story by the legendary Ray Bradbury, although I found myself enjoying the longer pieces, such as Jeffrey Thomas' 'A Semblance of Life,' and John Shirley's killer 'Raise Your hand if You're Dead' (there's also an interview with Shirley).  It was also nice to see authors Bruce Taylor and Jeremy Robert Johnson leaving the bizarro world for a few minutes and delivering two solid tales (although each one strange in their own ways...especially Taylor's 'Metamorphosis Blues).  Fans of Ronald Malfi will be pleased with 'Closing In,' and there's the winning entry from a Dark Discoveries short fiction contest by Blu Gilliand.

There's several tribute columns and review sections, and enough eye-candy to keep the pages flipping.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

April 2011 Reviews

APRIL 2011 REVIEWS

(NOTE: The "smell ratings" at the end of some reviews rate the actual SMELL of the book and have nothing to do with the story.  Smell Ratings: 5 = excellent, 1 = odorless, 2-4 = you figure it out.  Book Key: hc = hardcover / tp = trade paperback / mmp - mass market paperback / rarer forms described.  Unless otherwise noted, all reviews are by Nick Cato).


THE ULTIMATE PERVERSEITIES by Kurt Newton (2010 Naked Snake Press / 90 pp / tp)

It seems I've been assaulted with several collections of horror-based poetry lately, and while I occassionally enjoy some dark verse, I'm not exactly an authority (or a huge fan) of the genre.  However, when something as fun as THE ULTIMATE PERVERSEITIES comes across my desk, I'm more than happy to spend time with some horrific rhymes...(okay--I tried).

Set up in 6 sections, Newton's poems are (usually) short and sweet and at times offer some truly ghastly scenarios.  In 'Captives of the Curious,' we meet several helpless victims in some unusual situations, my favorite being 'Dead in the Water,' about an afternoon cruise on a sailboat that goes horribly wrong.

Newton's second section, 'A Brush with the Macabre,' proved to be my favorite of the book, each poem featuring horror with a bizarro twist (check out 'Small Town Parade' and you may begin to doubt the author's sanity).

'In Sanity's Wake' offers 10 poems, including the hysterical 'Holocaust Beauty Pageant' (MAN do I love that title!).

'Forbiding Places,' takes a look at all kinds of dwellings, the best being the b-movie titled 'Slaughterhouse Girls' and 'Church Bazaar,' one of the longest (and best) pieces of the collection.

Section 5, 'Nightmare Trappings,' features another longer one titled 'Aborting the Antichrist,' which features a "shock" ending (!) and several 'Wet Dreams' most of us would rather not have.

PERVERSEITIES ends with 'Oddly Enough,' featuring a few food-based pieces, of which 'Breakfast of Champions' does a fine job of combining laughs and gags.

With plenty of artwork courtesy of Christopher Friend (whose sketch on page 74 is to die for), Newton's PERVERSEITIES is a neat little book for when you're craving some bite-sized chills (and you don't need to be a big poetry fan to enjoy it).



DYING TO LIVE: LAST RITES by Kim Paffenroth (2011 Permuted Press / 242 pp / tp)

Lucy and Truman, 2 intelligent zombies from DYING TO LIVE: LIFE SENTENCE, open this 3rd installment of Paffenroth's undead saga aboard a small boat.  They're traveling with Will and Rachel, two humans who have learned to trust them (although Rachel is a bit more apprehensive than Will).  They find a dock outside of a walled-in city named New Sparta.  Will and Rachel are allowed to enter so long as they hand their 2 zombie companions over to the city to be used in their undead labor force.  Lucy and Truman agree to this, despite figuring there will surely be rough times ahead.

Will and Rachel quickly adapt to their new home: they're given a nice little house and each of them find jobs (Rachel on a construction site, and Will with a group of men who leave the city to keep wandering zombies at bay).  They become friends with their neighbors (a couple about their age with a baby), and while Will looks forward to getting back on the water, Rachel begins to grow comfortable, enjoying all the comforts available to them in New Sparta.

Things aren't so good for Lucy and Truman.  She's forced to work with a group of fellow zombies who (like Will's job) also go outside the city looking for undead threats, and Truman winds up as the new "smart zombie" attraction at a local circus.  When he gets tired of the way the human handle him, he rebels, and is punished via electrocution for spectators to see.

When Rachel goes with her neighbor to the circus and sees Truman being tortured, she becomes convinced the citizens of New Sparta are more savage than the zombies and agrees with Will that they need to leave...after they try to rescue their zombie friends.

While I've been enjoying Paffenroth's unique apocalyptic series, this 3rd novel--while emotionally the richest of the series--felt more like an unusual drama than a horror novel.  That's not to knock it--I'm sure fans of the series will enjoy this, despite the absence of some favorite characters from the past two books (my favorite character from the 1st novel, Milton--barely seen in the 2nd--isn't even mentioned this time).  Also, the religious aspect that made the first novel so memorable is barely touched on, although Paffenroth does make up for it with his contemplations on the human (and undead) condition in a way that'd make (even) George Romero jealous.

I strongly recommend new readers read the first two novels before trying LAST RITES.  There's some zombie goodness here and there, along with a few tense scenes, but fans of the zombie subgenre looking for an all-out gut-muncher might be disappointed.  

I'd like to see a return (and an expansion) to the religious themes of the first novel should Paffenroth deliver a 4th, but regardless of which direction this series may take, readers can bet that whatever the author comes up with, it won't be the same old generic zombie story.  And for that alone, LAST RITES is worth any zombie fan's time.



EUTOPIA by David Nickle (2011 Chizine Publications / 320 pp / tp)

Sometime in 1911, Jason Thistledown's mother dies. He keeps her body in a barn and does his best to survive the rest of the snowy winter on their isolated pig farm. As soon as spring approaches, an aunt he didn't know he had shows up and explains that his mother has died of a strange illness. Jason's Aunt Germaine then takes him away from his hometown (where he learns everyone has died of the same illness) and brings him to a mountainous area of Idaho known as Eliada.

Meanwhile, Eliada is having its own problems: The Ku Klux Klan are about to lynch a negro doctor (Andrew Waggoner) who they apparently don't want working in ther hospital. But before they hang him, Dr. Wagoner sees another person about to be hanged--a strange-looking man who we later find out is a patient at the hospital's quarantine ward. Dr. Waggoner is rescued at the last minute by Sam Green, a man hired to keep order by Garrison Harper, who has set up this smal town according to his own ideals.

When Jason arrives in Eliada, it doesn't take long for Nickle to get the suspense going: his aunt allows the head doctor, Dr. Bergstrom, to place him in quarantine to make sure he isn't carring the germ that killed his hometown. After waking up strapped to an operating table, and surviving an attack by small demonic-looking creatures, Jason begins to wonder who this mysterious aunt is and why she has brought him here.

There's so much that happens after this simple premise I don't know how Nickle managed to keep the rest of the novel so tight. There's fantastic atmopshere throughout as conspiracy theories abound in this fresh take on the small-town-harboring-ancient-evil theme (at least I'm assuming the evil here is ancient). Readers will be thoroughly taken with Jason (son of an alleged gunslinger) and Dr. Waggoner (not to mention a potential germ-warfare subplot) that by the time the creatures come fully into play, they won't be taken as the goofy imps of your standard pulp novel. EUTOPIA is as frightening in its social message as it is with its religious themes, and features irresistable prose.

While EUTOPIA doesn't hit the reader over the head despite everything going on, its slow-building tension works well with several pay-offs as the end approaches, and the many subplots never slow the story down--but enhance it. A top-notch novel all around.

Smell Rating: 5+


THE GERMAN by Lee Thomas (2011 Lethe Press / 277 pp / tp)

Set in a small Texas town during World War 2, THE GERMAN twists racial and sexual prejudices into a tightly woven thriller that had me guessing until the end.

A couple of young men are found dead, one disembowled and the other hanged, both with snuffboxes stuffed in their mouhts that contain messages written in German.  Naturally, the German citizens of the town are suspect, especially Ernst Lang, a quiet yet authoratative man who lives across the street from young Tim Randall.

Tim's father is overseas "fighting the good fight," while his mother works the night shift at a factory.  Tim sneaks out when she's gone with his best friend, Bum, and one night they decide to spy on Mr. Lang.  A few older teenagers catch Tim peeking through Lang's window and when they see him having sex with another man, they become convinced Lang must be the murderer.

On the case is Sheriff Tom Rabbit, continually attempting to give the German suspects the benefit of the doubt while trying to keep the increasingly rowdy, blood-thirsty natives at bay.  He's a likeable enough character who shines during the surprising finale.

Thomas paints a dark portrait of paranoid small-town ideology and of man's refusal to allow logic to rule over his self-imposed passions.  In doing so he skillfully builds the reader's liking for both the young, patriotic Tim as well as the former socialist, Nazi party leader, Ernst.  Ernst is a gay man who doesn't fit gay stereotypes: he's a rugged, tough ex-soldier who can take just about anyone in a bar fight and defends his personal choices in ways that confound all he speaks to.  His reasons for leaving Germany make it difficult for Sheriff Tom to view him as a suspect, which increases the mystery and gives the novel a sense of "it could truly be anyone."

Like any memorable thriller, there's plenty of tension and a pace that makes it hard to put down.  Thomas also (as with his novel, THE DUST OF WONDERLAND) weaves homosexuality purposefully into the story, not as a means of exploitation.  There's also a grim torture scene reminiscent of Jack Ketchum's THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, making THE GERMAN a bit more horror-edged than your standard mainstream thriller.

I've been watching Thomas grow as a writer since his debut novel, STAINED, was released back in 2004, and in a relatively short period of time his chops have become slick and his prose poetic and smooth, yet always able to genuinely chill the spine.  THE GERMAN is a fine example of an author who handles his craft like a seasoned vet, and is able to blend genres in a way that should appeal to different audiences.

Smell Rating: 2


BLOODY CARNIVAL edited by Jessy Marie Roberts (2010 Pill Hill Press/ tp / 290 pp)

BLOODY CARNIVAL is a thirty-four story anthology of all things scary and gruesome about the world of carnivals, amusement parks, roadside attractions and circuses.  These stories are chock full of zombies, ghouls, ghosts and of course, freaky clowns.

My favorite story of the bunch is “Nightmare at 200 Feet” by Darin Kennedy about a Ferris Wheel ride gone horribly wrong (never mind the fact that I’m absolutely terrified of Ferris Wheels).  Another favorite is “Canto Carnascialesco” by Carnell about a first date to a carnival that is rudely interrupted by the appearance of zombies.  I also enjoyed “The Really Big Prize” by Robert Essig, about an obnoxious young woman who gets the prize she truly deserves.

Other notable stories include “The Fairground Attraction” by Frank Roger about a very unusual house of illusions; “The Popcorn Challenge” by Scott Cole about a man who wishes to work for his landlord’s carnival and the strange test he must undergo; “The In-Between World” by Lee Pletzers about a woman and her fear of clowns; and “Carnival of the Damned” by Shawn Cook about a carnival that is literally Hell on its performers.

As with any collection there are bound to be some not-so-great stories.  “Tears of a Clown” by Matthew S. Dent is about a man who comes face to face with a clown out of a nightmare.  “Ghostface and the Last Ride of Boots Gurney” by Kent Alyn is about the drugging of rodeo bulls and the zombies they become.  “This Circus, These Roots” by Wayne Goodchild is about a man seeking revenge on the town who ran him and his father out years before.  None of these are bad stories I just thought they were maybe a little TOO fantastic.

Overall BLOODY CARNIVAL is a BLOODY good collection.

-Colleen Wanglund


BONE MARROW STEW by Tim Curran (2011 Tasmaniac Publications / limited hc / 460 pp)

BONE MARROW STEW is a fantastic short story collection from Tim Curran.  With stories ranging from a man who can resurrect the dead in Paris, a theoretical physicist who sees into another dimension, the people caught in the middle of a migration of epic proportions on a mining colony and the things the men on a prison road crew actually do, there is something here for everyone.

My favorite story in the collection (although it’s hard to choose) is “The Chattering of Tiny Teeth” about the things seen on a muddy, trench-filled battlefield in Flanders during World War I; it’s so much worse than the dead, dying and usual horrors of war.  Another favorite of mine is “Queen of Spades” about a group of children trying to scrape out an existence in a bombed out city during World War II; what’s come looking for these children may be worse than the Nazi soldiers they were able to hide from.  And how could I possibly leave out “The Legend of Black Betty”, a tale about zombies and voodoo in the Old West.

Other great stories include “The Puppeteer” about the things that puppets may be able to do when no one is looking; “One Dark September Night…” about the scars one man has carried from a night with his friends; “The Architecture of Pestilence” about a snake-oil salesman and the consequences of his actions; and “Reign of the Eater” about the bringer of death….this one reads like dark poetry.

BONE MARROW STEW is an amazing collection.  Tim Curran has a way of writing that draws you into the story--it’s as if you’re really there.  You can almost hear the sounds and smell the smells.  His prose is descriptive, dark and visceral.  The introduction by Simon Clark and artwork by Keith Minion (the cover was designed by Deena Warner) just add to the collection.  If you’ve never read anything by Tim Curran this is a good place to start.  Have I mentioned that I’m a huge Tim Curran fan?

-Colleen Wanglund


DEATHWATCH by Lisa Mannetti (2010 Shadowfall Publications / 158 pp / e-book)

Like her debut novel, THE GENTLING BOX, the two novellas collected in DEATHWATCH are historical (set in the late 19th century) and offer some genuine chills and disturbing scenarios.

In DISSOLUTION, young medical student Stuart Granville is lured into helping a surgeon separate his twin daughters who are cojoined at the hip.  To make matters more difficult, the twins' dead mother haunts Stuart and her supernatural power becomes stronger when the twins are finally separated.  Guess how the twins and Stuart decide to get rid of the evil spirt?  I'd tell you but I don't want to ruin this nifty yarn that's overflowing with great gothic atmosphere and dread that builds on every page.

In THE SHEILA NA GIG, teenager Tom Smith reveals why he's leaving Ireland for America to a drunken passenger in the bottom of a ship he manages to bribe his way aboard.  Tom's recounting of his dysfunctional family and a powerful idol had me reading through it at top speed and the conclusion was quite satisfying.

While I thought DISSOLUTION was the better of the two, they're both solid horror stories that are perfect for late-night reading, and both feature atmosphere that make things as interesting as the characters and ideas.

DEATHWATCH is a great hold-over until Mannetti's next novel.


EVERY SHALLOW CUT by Tom Piccirilli (2011 Chizine Publications / 162 pp / tp)

Piccirilli's latest noir tale is told from the point of view of an unnamed man who we learn is a mid-list author who has lost everything: his 2nd wife, his house, and apparently most of his readership.  He lives in a car with his dog, Churchill, and decides to take a cross-country trip back to New York to visit his older brother.

Before he leaves Colorado, he hocks some of his final belongings at a pawn shop and purchases a .38 with some of the money.  After a long, tiring trip, his brother is surprised to see him, and reluctantly allows him (and Churchill) to stay for a while.

EVERY SHALLOW CUT's strength is in its slow-building suspense: we know the unnamed author is on the brink of going postal, especially when he hits Manhattan to visit his agent who has (apparently) given up on promoting his books.  The author also visits his ex-girlfriend, and though wild thoughts go through his head as they speak on her front stairs, he doesn't act on them.

An old friend in the Bronx (a psychiatric counselor and part-time author himself) offers the author his apartment to crash in, and after going through his rucksack, tries to get get the author to understand he's having a nervous breakdown.  The author leaves his friend's apartment after a few days and has a run-in with a young cop, and things quickly get ugly.

At first I felt a bit let-down by CUT's non-dramatic conclusion, but after chewing on it a while, it made me look at this "noirella" in a different way.  Piccirilli has once again created a strong, troubled character who we can't take our eyes off; we don't know if he's going to snap or let things go on as always (the ending leaves it for the reader to decide).  And as with any good story (regardless of length), we're left wanting more.

Smell Rating: 5


PRIVATE WORLDS: A REVISED ATLAS (by Scott E. Green (2009 Abbott ePublishing / ebook / 41 pgs)

PRIVATE WORLDS: A REVISED ATLAS is a collection of short (some very short) poetry which are basically commentaries on the work of others in the genres of science fiction, fantasy and horror.  About half of the poems were originally published in Green’s PRIVATE WORLDS in 1985 with the other poems being newer works.

The poems cover everything from the Addams Family television show, Hanna-Barbera’s cartoons, and Roger Corman’s movies to the writings of Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft and Isaac Asimov.  There are poems about Baum’s The Wizard of Oz, Burrough’s Tarzan, and the movies of John Ford.  One of my favorites was on Toho Studio’s kaiju films (for those of you not paying attention, that’s Godzilla and other monsters).  

Even though Green’s poems are his view of other people’s work, the poems stand alone without the cultural references.  It’s a quick read and one that I enjoyed immensely.

-Colleen Wanglund


SKULLS by Tim Marquitz (2011 Damnation Books / pb and ebook)

Jacob is a teen who hates his life.  His father is a drunk that abuses him, his mother left him, and his stepmother practically ignores him (except when she leaves behind a mess for him to clean up).  The only good thing in Jacob’s life is his girlfriend Cass, a goth-chick whose parents would never approve of Jacob.  He comes from the “wrong side of the tracks”.  One afternoon Jacob accidentally discovers a bunker hidden in the earth on Old Man Jenks’ property.  The bunker is full of skulls—human skulls.  There have been rumors about Jenks for decades after the recluse moved to town.  When Jacob looks into the eye sockets of one of the skulls he sees something that freaks him out.

Jacob doesn’t tell anyone of his discovery, but can’t stop thinking about what he’s found.  As his life begins to spiral out of control Jacob keeps returning to the bunker.  Cass is also becoming more concerned about Jacob but he can’t bring himself to talk to her about his secret.  Someone knows he’s going there because one afternoon a box with a skull is left at Jacob’s trailer for him.  Does Old Man Jenks know that Jacob has been sneaking onto his property?  Is Jenks really a murderer?  And what does he want with Jacob?  

SKULLS is a Young Adult title but it has more than enough of a story to keep plenty of adults entertained.  The setting is perfect for this rather unique story and character development is dead on.  I felt for Jacob and could also relate to him, as well as to Cass.  The pacing is excellent and easily holds the reader’s interest.  I didn’t want to stop reading the book.  Marquitz manages to keep the suspense alive throughout and when Skulls finally reaches its climax it’s a huge surprise that I never saw coming.  He manages to do that with every book he writes and I have to say, that’s my favorite kind of ending.  There’s nothing predictable about Skulls and I love that in a book.

-Colleen Wanglund


OLD MAN'S WAR by John Scalzi (2005 Tor / 316 pp / hc)

I've been on a military sci-fi binge the past few years, thanks in large part to Robert Buettner's ORPHANGE series, and I've had several people recommend this one from John Sclazi to me (and I'm glad I took the time to read it).

The Colonial Defense Forces (CDF) recruit people when they turn 75 years old to protect the human race and colonies we've started on distant planets.  They fit them with new, modified bodies that enable them to fight like advanced soldiers with the stamina of a 20 year-old, and gadgetry that'd make Heinlen himself envious.

Tired of life on earth and being without his wife, 75 year-old John Perry enlists in the CDF and on his way to their space station, meets several like-minded seniors who are about to take the same life-changing plunge.  The early parts of OLD MAN'S WAR, in which we see John being modified and trained with his new body and equipment, are quite entertaining (some even spooky), and although at times filled with technobabble, Scalzi keeps it to a minimum and I wasn't lost or bored for a second.  One of the more interesting weapons new recruits get are called BrainPals, which are basically micro-computera that are fit into the brain in which crucial data and communication can be given and received without having to utter a word (and what Perry and his new friends name their BrainPals is quite funny).  While most of this novel is serious and action-packed, there's lot of well-timed humor, especially during the first half.

Understanding that once he joins the CDF there's no returning to earth, Perry goes on his first mission to rescue a human-colonized planet from a fierce alien race.  While the mission is a success, he barely makes it out in one piece, and is rescued by a woman who looks like his late wife.  Without giving anything away, Scalzi gives this tale a heart-breaking, romantic-side story that's every bit as good as the alien battles and "skip-jumping" technology that the CDF goes into battle to protect and hopefully learn more about.

I was surprised how quickly the final battle between the CDF and an alien race known as the Rraey is, but OLD MAN'S WAR is a solid, fun read filled with neat ideas, some violent battles, and a cast that I grew to like very quickly.  I'm looking forward to reading the next 3 books in this series, and hope the coming film-version of OLD MAN'S WAR is even a quarter-as-good as this stellar novel.

Smell Rating: 5


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