Monday, October 26, 2015

Reviews for October 26, 2015

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THE DEATH HOUSE by Sarah Pinborough (2015 Titan Books / 284 pp / hardcover, trade paperback & eBook)

This heavily praised 2014 UK novel is now officially out in the U.S. and the wait was well worth it.

Children are given random blood tests. There's a fatal illness they can catch up to age 18. Those who test positive are labeled "Defective" and sent to what the kids have named The Death House, which is located on an isolated island. As their conditions worsen, patients are taken from their dorms in the middle of the night up to The Sanitorium from which no one ever returns.

The novel focuses on Toby, a teenager who has been taken from his family after testing positive. At The Death House, he lives his days like everyone else, which isn't much different from standard high school daily life. Cliques abound. And when he becomes friends (and eventually more) with new girl Clara, Toby is given a hope he never thought possible.

Pinborough delivers an irresistible cast here, from our main couple and their friends to antagonist Jake and his goons, to the mysterious Matron and her nurses who treat the children with little to no emotion. It has the feel of GIRL, INTERRUPTED mixed with OUTBREAK, and while the horror is latent in each scene, at its core THE DEATH HOUSE is a dark love story with a heart-wrenching finale that showcases Toby's integrity.

The author chose not to explain what the illness is or what causes it. She hints what it may or may not do ("I heard it makes your eyes bleed" cries one teenager), giving the tale an even deeper sense of dread. Kudos, too, for an incredibly realistic fight scene between Toby and Jake, and for making the reader feel attached to even the most least-mentioned characters.

I've read several of Pinborough's novels and this Is easily my favorite of the lot. Fantastic read here that's not to be missed.

-Nick Cato




ANSWERS OF SILENCE by Geoff Cooper (2015 Deadite Press / 292 pp / tradepaperback &eBook)

Some authors are prolific as heck; some make you wait for it. Geoff Cooper is one of the latter types, but not out of any sadistic streak. The introduction (by the late and much-lamented J.F. Gonzalez) and a glance through the ‘Story Notes’ section at the back of Answers of Silence will readily show why.

The guy is his own harshest critic. If he were to review his own book, he’d probably (and very unjustly) tear himself a new one. I mean, yes, okay, there’s self-deprecation and modesty, but come on! I can only imagine what he thinks of the stories he hasn’t let be published, which are still probably better than a lot of writers could hope to achieve.

I am, however, very glad Cooper let himself be browbeat, arm-twisted, bribed, and/or otherwise persuaded into making this collection available … because it’s really, really neat. The stories, for all their apparent surface differences, have connections, threads, and themes woven throughout. Some reference each other directly; with others, it’s a character name here, a place name there.

And they are good. They are good. The first one, “A Question of Doves,” is downright creepy in its chilling brilliance (chilliance?). It does not go the way you might initially expect, and the shivers linger a long time after you reach the end.

Next up in the book is a drastic but no less brilliant change of pace, as an out-of-practice artist tries to regain his inspiration in the gory, grisly “Incentive No. 43.” I would read a whole novel, or series, about “The Sheriff of Pensie Avenue,” because it’s a peek into a world of such fascinating strangeness, I want to see more.

Various genres get their chance in the spotlight, whether it’s “The Missive” from a doomed colony, or god-magic and revenge in “Jolerarymi’s Rose.” Lengthwise, they range from short vicious jabs (“Latex: Like a Glove”) to the intricate complexities of the finishing novella (“One-Eyed Jack”).

Each story evokes its own set of disturbing emotions. Love, faith, loss, pain, hatred, loyalty, and fear are examined … deconstructed … dissected. They stir on a deep level, in many different ways. I agree with everyone else who’s said, yeah, we need more from Coop!


-Christine Morgan




THE TELL TALE SOUL by Christopher Conlon (2015 Ramble House / 156 pp / hardcover & trade paperback)

This collection of two novellas uses classic tales as a springboard, and what Conlon comes up with will have you racing through the pages.

In the title story, told by an old man who Edgar Allan Poe based his classic 'The Tell Tale Heart' on, we get to see what "really" happened, and the author keeps us guessing from page one as to what is real and what is only part of the narrator's cloudy mind. Using Poe himself as a character is a nice touch, especially in a courtroom scene and what he eventually does for our storyteller. There are plenty of tales told from the viewpoint of someone living in a mental institution, but Conlon's is done in a fresh style.

Next up is 'Beyond the Silver Horizon,' a take on Eugene O'Neill's play 'Beyond the Horizon,' yet it seems to take place on either an alternate earth or on earth with an alternate history. Whatever the case, Conlon had me mesmerized with his young protagonist Andy and his strange brother, and the down and out new girl (Ruby) they befriend in their rural town. As in the first novella, we're never quite sure if we can believe our young narrator, which adds to the novella's overall weirdness. When government officials arrive later on to deal with Andy's unusual brother, the juxtaposition of modern-aged, strangely-dressed people against the story's 1920s setting left a vision in my head that refuses to leave. Part love story, part scifi, part horror, Conlon's take on O'Neill's classic play is literary bizarro at its finest.

Conlon's writing here is superb (which should come as no surprise) and his ability to keep the chills growing (especially in the first novella) is masterful. Here is one author who continues to get better with everything he does. Highly recommended.


-Nick Cato




THE IMMORTAL BODY by William Holloway (2014 Horrific Tales Publishing / 300 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, & eBook)

I really need to remember to remind myself when the book I’m reading is part of a series! Particularly if it’s the first one. That way, when I get to the end, my howl of agonized suspense will at least not come as a total surprise.

This IS one of those books, and a series off to a terrific start. A high-tension, high-mystery paranormal crime thriller, it’s got all the cop drama and action, with blended with dark magic and a subtly handled but pervasive and excellent theme of cosmic horror (don’t let the cover fool you, though; the squidgy tentacles are not the main element).

In Atlanta, a church service turns violent, and is followed by a spree of murderous ritualistic atrocities. In New Orleans, something similar happens at a graveyard séance. At the center of one, a troubled faith healer able to ease the pains of those he lays hands upon but plagued by his own addictions … at the center of the other, a young medium whose ability to speak with the dead is worked into her act.

The events are seemingly unconnected, but the nearly identical stylings of the atrocities – which is wonderfully handled, descriptive-wise; not in gory graphic detail but shown through the reactions of the characters and with just enough hints and glimmers to let the reader’s mind fill in the rest, far more effectively than even the scariest movie – suggest there must be more to it.

Among those convinced, or slowly and reluctantly dragged toward conviction: an FBI agent with a background in Satanic conspiracies, a former member of the SAS experiencing sudden flashbacks of forgotten occult experiences, one cop who’s lost everything that ever mattered to him, and another who is all too aware how far over his head he’s in.

Anything else might verge into spoilers territory, and I don’t want to do that, so I’ll just say the writing is excellent, truly top-notch stuff, subtle and understated in places, razor-sharp in others. There’s humor and pathos, powerful use of language and emotion, terrific characters who develop and respond like real people over the course of the story … just an all-around great job!


-Christine Morgan





A PICNIC AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS by Neil Baker, illustrated by Maya Sugihara (2014 April Moon Books / 40 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Poor Lovecraft … as if it wasn’t enough to have his eldritch horrors transformed into cartoon characters, plushies, toys … now one of his classic tales has been delightfully reimagined as a charming children’s book!

It’s the classic adventure format, too. A brother and sister, receiving a mysterious map in the mail from Uncle Howard, take a brave journey to Antarctica. There, they explore an abandoned campsite, a strange city, temples, and tunnels inhabited by peculiar creatures.
As with the best kinds of picture books, the artwork is as much if not more a part of the story as the words, filled with clever little details and amusing touches. The penultimate page, right before The End, is almost too adorable for the mind to bear.

My own daughter is all grown up now, but I totally would have read this to her when she was younger. Admittedly, my parenting technique may have always been a tad on the dubious side, but still.

This is a darling book, an ideal introduction for kiddies and a fun read for kids of all ages.

-Christine Morgan



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MERCY HOUSE by Adam Cesare (2015 Hydra / 259 pp / eBook)

I work in a psych facility, not an old-folks home. I work in a psych facility, not an old-folks home. So I kept telling myself, alone on the overnight shift, as I read Mercy House. Did it help? Not a lot. Every weird noise made me jump more than usual, and doing the 2 AM bed-check rounds was extra fun.

This book is a highly effective nightmare, hitting the bullseye on several of our common fears. Fear of aging and infirmity … loneliness, abandonment … dementia, humiliation, loss of faculties and independence … the guilt of having to “put (beloved relative) in a home” … mistreatment and neglect by caretakers … financial screwing-over … and, of course, being torn to pieces in a violent bloodbath.

It’s COCOON meets LORD OF THE FLIES with a hint of ALTERED STATES, when the elderly residents of Mercy House suddenly find themselves healed of their various ailments, brimming with strength and energy, and overwhelmed by primal urges. Fighting urges, gorging urges, gambling urges, libidinous urges. If the idea of sex-crazed geriatrics makes you uncomfortable, well, be forewarned.

The transformation begins during a welcome dinner for the newest resident, the already-unpleasant Harriet, as she’s being dropped off by her doted-upon son and the daughter-in-law she detests. They, Don and Nikki, are caught in the carnage along with the staff members. Within seconds, the meal becomes a slaughter.

Factions form, leaders arise, territories are staked out, barters and battles ensue. For the unaffected – nurses, janitors, guests – the rest of the night is a desperate scramble for survival against bands of savage seniors.

As disturbing as it is, it’s also funny as heck. Squicks and kicks of all kinds, hosts of great characters, believable handling of the setting and situations, and wonderfully well-written to boot. Depending on your family, might make a great gift … or get you disowned in a hurry.

-Christine Morgan

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Monday, October 12, 2015

Reviews for the Week of October 12, 2015

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PREVIEW:


THE GREATEST ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER by Jeff Strand (to be released 3/1/16 by Sourcebooks / 272 pp / trade paperback)

15 year old Justin Hollow loves to make monster movies with his friends Gabe and Bobby. After a couple of shorts involving mummies, werewolves, and vampires, Justin gets the urge to shoot his first full-length feature, and is determined to make it The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever.

He manages to get a $5,000 loan from his quirky grandmother, gets the two best looking kids at school to star, and agrees to let one of his friends' slightly off-balanced uncle do the special effects. Being a Jeff Strand novel, you can imagine the mayhem that ensues, and this time the laughs come fast and furious. A couple of scenes had me laughing out loud, and it ends with a hilarious and satisfying finale.

Underneath the silliness there's a fine look at friendship, with one scene being quite touching (Justin's friends are willing to sacrifice their beloved possessions to help finish financing the project). But don't think the author is going soft: there's still an abundance of his trademark sarcasm, weird characters, and surprises around every turn.

This is another solid YA novel from Strand that can be enjoyed by anyone (especially zombie film fans) and it's easily his overall funniest work to date.

-Nick Cato




SNAFU: RECON edited by Geoff  Brown and Amanda J. Spedding (2015 Cohesion Press / 116 pp / eBook)

The SNAFU books are all about the military. These aren’t ordinary people caught up in violent life-or-death struggles … these are the troops, the dedicated men and women in uniform who do this sort of thing on purpose.

But, since the SNAFU books are also horror and sci-fi, they’re not just any ol’ war stories, either. Think ALIENS. Think DOG SOLDIERS. Think (that movie with Andy Serkis). Sometimes, even the best battle-hardened, armed and armored soldiers run up against foes or situations not covered in basic training.

The books themselves feature a variety of sub-themes, and the stories in them range across many eras and many worlds. Seasoned veterans such as Weston Ochse, James Moore, Jonathan Maberry, Greig Beck, and Joe Nassise lead the way for dozens of newer recruits.

This particular volume, RECON, is a sampler, a teaser, a tantalizing and enticing come-on to encourage you to enlist. It contains five diverse stories to showcase the range and span of the series, starting with R.P.L. Johnson’s “Taking Down the Top Cat,” in which a covert op to take out the head of a drug cartel pits the squad against something even more ferocious than they’d bargained for.

Next up is “War Stories,” by James A. Moore, a harrowing and heart-wrenching tale set not in the thick of the action, but in the long aftermath of those who came back alive to have to deal with the memories, and a society unable to fully understand their sacrifices.

Weston Ochse’s “Cold War Gothic” has a gritty almost-noir feel despite being set in the late 1960s, as Special Unit 77 handles another super-secret supernatural case. Also, the thing with the spiders? Pure genius, a head-smacker of the wish-I’d-thought-of-that caliber.

“Skadi’s Wolves” by Kirsten Cross had my attention right from the title, historical fiction in general and Viking-historical in particular being very much my thing. It’s a rousing tale of a Saxon and a Dane sent as emissaries to a Pictish tribe, only to find themselves threatened by beasts out of legend.

Last but not least is Jack Hanson’s “Fallen Lion,” an excerpt from his contribution to SNAFU: Survival of the Fittest. The most futuristic of the bunch, it’s got intelligent weaponized elite dinosaur warriors helping defend human colonies from aliens, and if that’s not cool enough for you, I don’t know what more to say.


-Christine Morgan




POINT HOLLOW by Rio Youers (2015 Chizine Publications / 310 pp /  trade paperback & eBook)

Youers (author of my favorite novel of 2012, WESTLAKE SOUL) returns with another descent into darkness, this time with a more classic feel.

Matthew Bridge and his family left Point Hollow, NY over 25 years ago after a traumatic experience found Matthew alone in the woods for three days. He went into a state that left him with no memory of the incident, but now, on the verge of getting divorced from his wife in Brooklyn, something is calling Matthew back home.

Hollow Point's favorite citizen, Oliver Wray, harbors a secret he does all he can to protect. A mountain near Point Hollow known as Abraham's Faith speaks to him...demands of him, and he learns he isn't the first one to become a servant to its barbaric requirements.

Youers' prose here is nearly flawless. I read this in two sittings. It's a tight, well crafted novel with plenty of genuine scares and a couple of intense suspense scenes. The story itself, however, falls into the "ancient evil in a small town" category that has been done countless times, and I found much of it predictable.

Despite the familiarity, POINT HOLLOW is a real page turner. It's done much better than most novels of its ilk, and hence recommended.


-Nick Cato




NIGHT'S NEON FANGS by David W. Barbee (2015 Eraserhead Press / 184 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

This is a whole lot of dark, twisted bizarro packed into a single slim volume. It’s like a can of orange juice concentrate – strong, potent, and brain-puckeringly powerful, especially if you don’t dilute it. In this case, diluting it would probably involve adding time instead of water, taking a break between stories to allow each one’s impact to diffuse and mellow.

I didn’t do that, and I’m still reeling. Each of the four is its own unique wallop of weirdness, beginning with rains of mummies. Yes, mummies, the dried ancient Egyptian corpses. I mean, forget your rains of frogs or fish … offend Anubis, and the jackal-god’s going to call down one doozy of a curse.

The world adjusts as well as it can, but then, the world’s gone a ways beyond normal. This is something Buster Wade knows all too well, because he’s also cursed. He’s an electric werewolf (hence the title of the first story and the collection), hated and hunted, with an unfortunate tendency to short out appliances and an even more unfortunate tendency to go on savage killing-and-feasting sprees.

The theme of gods and curses carries on into the next story, “Noah’s Arkopolis.” Imagine if you will that, after all that stuff with the forty days and forty nights and the flood and the boatful of animals two-by-two, God decided not to have the waters recede after all. Now imagine Noah, drunk and angry, deciding to turn the ark into a floating city populated by generation after generation of crossbreeds.

“That Ultimo Sumbitch” is a weird-wild-western cyberpunkish sci-fi dystopia, in which ostrich-riding cyborg bounty-hunters track camel-riding sombrero-wearing outlaws, where herds of pandas graze and indentured hippies toil in the fields, where scattered civilized settlements huddle in the desert against reptiloids and mutants. Part Westworld, part King’s Gunslinger, part I-don’t-even-know … wow.

And then there’s “Batcop Outta Hell,” my favorite of the bunch (seizing the honor away from the Noah story and bumping it to second place). It’s like a young Tim Burton teamed up with Edward Lee to remake Robocop … with bats. I mean, the batpeople, I love the batpeople, their batsociety, everything.

Imaginative, horrific, quirky, gruesome, outrageous, crazy-seeming-random yet cohesive and well-designed believability of the unbelievable worldbuilding, and just basically huge amounts of weird fun.


-Christine Morgan




FRANKENSTORM by Ray Garton (2014 Pinnacle / 352 pp / mass market paperback & eBook)

Ah, Northern California that really IS Northern California, none of this Bay Area business (it’s in the middle of the state! that’s Central, if anything!). I went to college there, my ex-husband’s family is from there, my sister currently lives there, I am familiar with the area.

So is Ray Garton, and he destroys it. There I’d be, giddy with the nostalgia of mentions of places I knew well – the Samoa Cookhouse, with some of the best bread to be found anywhere; the iconic green Carson Mansion! – then along comes Hurricane Quentin to wipe them off the map.

And yes, technical quibbling about hurricanes vs. typhoons / Atlantic vs. Pacific, etc. But everybody knows what a hurricane is, sometimes it’s more important to be understandable, and let’s face it, Typhoon Whatever just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Battering the picturesque rugged redwood coastline is not enough, however. The storm, as powerful and dangerous as it is, serves to make things way, WAY worse for what else is going on at the supposedly-abandoned mental hospital. Which, in itself, is foreboding enough … not in a haunting sense, but in a secret experiments sense.

One of the doctors involved is having a crisis of conscience regarding the nature of the program and the rather unethical means of obtaining test subjects. A local conspiracy podcaster with a snoop on the inside is ready to blow the whole thing wide open. A gung-ho paramilitary type is also ready to blow the whole thing wide open, only, in a more literal manner.

Not to mention, the experiment itself has turned out to be a bit beyond the anticipated parameters in terms of effectiveness and contagion. In other words, they’re turning innocent people into highly infectious maniacs. A rescue-effort raid is maybe not the best idea, but, by then, it’s too late.

Also caught up in the action, violence, terror, wild weather, and mayhem are a single mom and an estranged dad, each just trying to do what they believe is best for their kids. Garton has a knack for handling huge casts of characters with aplomb (though the fast-rising body count probably helps) and does not play by the usual comfortable rules of who lives and who dies.

FRANKENSTORM is a riotous good read, clever and intense, a terrific combination of the weather-disaster and the fight-the-infected action thriller. It’s desperate survival on multiple levels, pretty much impossible to put down. I’m sure I will be reading it again very soon.


-Christine Morgan





MAGAZINES:


BLACK STATIC Issue 48 (Sep-Oct 2015  / TTA Press / 96 pp)

This issue's opening commentary features Stephen Volk's look at SciFi television and its roots in films such as WESTWORLD, and Lynda E. Rucker digs into the parallels between horror and beauty, which leads to an interesting point on why (she believes) horror novels became so generic in the 80s.

The fiction opens with a novelette by Jeffrey Thomas titled 'Distinguished Mole.' Bendo, a doctor working in a run down clinic, experiments with cells in his apartment at night. After taking the mole of a monk, his life transforms in this bizarro multi-genre tale that brings the weird big time.

In Stephen Bacon's 'Bandersnatch,' a brother returns from 10 years in "exile" to meet up with his sister in the wake of their mother's passing. He still has incestuous feelings for her, and devises a plan to get rid of her live-in boyfriend. Despite a violent scene with a dog (that turned this animal lover off), Bacon's short tale is a real creep-fest.

A woman dealing with the death of her young daughter (and the end of her marriage) gives Steven J. Dines fertile ground for some disturbing revelations in 'The Suffering.' Here's a melancholy ghost story complete with an ending that's as slick as its prose.

In Andrew Hook's 'Blood for Your Mother,' a woman returns to her childhood home to see her dying father. Her parents never hid the fact she was unwanted, and when our protagonist discovers why, readers are in for a truly horrific treat (just don't let the author's overuse of the word "whilst" distract you).

Although doctors gave him six months, Olive's boyfriend dies a week later in Cate Gardner's engaging 'When the Moon Man Knocks.' Olive is then visited by Hector Wynter, who claims the dead live on the moon and communicate with their loved ones by sending him messages via origami birds. Olive needs to decide if she's being scammed or suffering from extreme grief. But what she learns about the dead becomes an eye-opener even for the mysterious Mr. Wynter. This is top-notch dark fantasy, showing off Gardner's ability to use emotion as a springboard for some serious chills. A fantastic novelette to cap this issue's fiction.

Tony Lee hits us with another massive round of dvd/bluray reviews (his look at the season 5 box set of THE WALKING DEAD is perfect for anyone who doesn't want to sit through hours of the show), and Peter Tennant provides an excellent interview with author Simon Kurt Unsworth. Among Peter's always detailed book reviews are a look at three re-released Lovecraft inspired anthologies, a good look at the latest two novels by Sarah Pinborough, and a batch of novellas, one from this issue's contributor Cate Gardner.


An all around excellent issue, and I welcome the weirder material. Subscribe or check out a solo issue here: BLACK STATIC 48


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Reviews for the Week of September 28, 2015

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SUPERGHOST by Scott Cole (2015 Eraserhead Press / 112 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

The mysterious Dr. Rains offers Darren and Michelle (and a host of others) an experimental cure for their irritating phantom limb syndromes. By placing their arm or leg stubs into his machine, they are temporarily cured of their pain. But of course Dr. Rains has plans none of his patients could've ever guessed.

It seems Dr. Rains has invented a way to "steal" phantom limbs, and has invented an adhesive that can connect them together, a paranormal glue if you will. And to get back at the scientists who mocked him, he has created a fifty-foot tall "Superghost" comprised of the torso and head of a body builder with multiple legs and arms.

At a science convention, the Superghost goes on a rampage that begins to flatten the city (it's able to both walk through walls and become a solid killing machine at will). Thankfully, Darren and Michelle have come into contact with the equally as mysterious Dr. Franck, who has come up with a way to battle the Superghost. And it will require Darren and Michelle becoming part of an even stranger monstrosity.

SUPERGHOST is Cole's debut, a riff on mad scientists and ghost stories that's quite entertaining. I'll definitely be checking out whatever goodies this New Bizarro Author has up his translucent sleeve.

-Nick Cato



GOBLINS by David Bernstein (2015 Samhain Publishing / 210 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Roanoke Island in Virginia is usually a quiet town, a nice place to live and raise children. Until one afternoon when Jacob Brown disappears in the woods while chasing a baseball after a championship game. Shortly after, his parents are brutally murdered in their home. And soon, more children disappear, their families slaughtered.

Police Chief Marcus Hale begins to suspect that what is terrorizing Roanoke Island is not human. He resists the idea, but town drunk Jed Brewster knows about such things, and together they try to stop the creatures stalking the children.

GOBLINS was kind of a strange reading experience for me. I enjoyed the story very much; David Bernstein is a great writer who just keeps getting better with each book. But he described the children’s terror and pain so well that it broke my heart thinking of the horror they endured – even though they are fictional characters. 

But if you prefer your horror more visceral than emotional, there is something for you as well. Splatterpunk describes this story very well. The goblins spend a lot of time masticating eyeballs, disemboweling victims, and generally feasting on humans, and the author lovingly describes these actions. I cringed a lot.

If you’re looking for a good, creepy story for the Halloween season, GOBLINS is a perfect choice.

-Sheri White




ANDERSONVILLE by Ed Erdelac (2015 Hydra / 340 pp / eBook)

I love historical fiction when the language and feel of the era is spot-on, and from the very first page, this one nails it. The era in question is Civil War, the particular setting a train on the way to a hellish prisoner-of-war camp in Georgia.

It isn’t the sort of train anybody would want to be on, let alone deliberately sneak onto … and even less so for a black man dressed in Union blue. Yet that’s exactly what Bradley Lourdes does, to the point of taking on the identity of a less (or maybe more) fortunate deceased soldier.

Living or dead, black or white, none of them are going to find their situation improved by arriving at their destination. Inside the stockade is a mass of mud, filth, lice, brutality and despair. Shabby tents and ramshackle shelters crowd together in every available inch of space, and those who can’t manage such lodging find themselves scrounging out a place to sleep on the bare ground. Rations are few and far between. Clean water is a treasure beyond price.

Life is cheap, and the threat of violence is everywhere. Maybe from the sentries up on the walls of the stockade, rewarded for shooting anyone crossing the line. Maybe from the sadistic guards and their packs of vicious dogs. Maybe from the commander, always ready to order a lashing. Maybe from fellow prisoners; the tough prey on the weak, various factions maneuver for status, and there’s always the odd lone lunatic or two.

Yet, as horrible as the place appears … the truth is worse. Much, much worse. I’d been so caught up in the story already, the characters and their struggles, the atrocities, the grim and appalling and all-too-believable conditions, that it almost came as a surprise to discover there was an even more sinister, inhuman secret lurking behind the already inhumane facade.

So, you get the grittiness and horror of a Civil War prison camp, loaded with racism ranging from casual to monstrous, and you also get a hefty dose of the paranormal. Biblical, native, vodoun, occultism, a little of this, a little of that, mixing together to mean serious bad news.
It’s a great read, bringing together history and mystery, descriptions almost too vivid, plenty of compelling characters, and an expertly handled sense of time and place.

-Christine Morgan



THERE'S A BLUEBIRD IN MY HEART by Gary McMahon (to be released 10/14/2015 by White Noise Press / 26 pp / limited edition chapbook)

After losing his family to some kind of monster plague, Bill finds comfort in the bottle, even if it only leads to fistfights and more despair. And after a one night stand with his elderly landlady, he finds his way to another bar where he discovers he's able to see auras of sorts--strange blue glows coming from the other patron's chests--that leads him to an encounter with a strange beast that then leads to what is perhaps the ultimate kind of self-discovery.

While McMahon's tale only takes up 18 pages, its scope is epic; the hint that something worldwide is happening hides in the background of Bill's closed world, which is as depressing as it is exciting. BLUEBIRD is an incredibly satisfying read, although I could easily see it being expanded into a much longer piece.

If you've never seen a White Noise Press chapbook, this one's as beautiful as ever, complete with Keith Minnion's interior illustrations and packaging collectors will want on their shelf.

Another all-around excellent release from WNP. (This is limited to only 150 copies so grab one now at White Noise Press)

-Nick Cato



THE REBORN by Bryan Smith (2015 CreateSpace / 250 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Wow. I mean, just … wow. Serves me right for assuming this was going to be yet another zombie story. This is anything BUT yet another zombie story. This is a one-way ticket to a spiraling weirdness, becoming more impossible to put down with each passing page. I recommend setting aside enough time to read at a single sitting, because it has one of the highest what-happens-NEXT?! factors I’ve seen in a good while.

So, there’s this guy named Josh, who’s always sort of known that sooner or later, he’d kill someone. Probably several someones. He’s been fighting the urge since he was a kid and recognizes himself as definite serial killer material. Finally, he can’t resist any longer, and sets his sights on a woman he’s known since they were kids.

Mia. Beautiful Mia, not quite the girl next door but the girl whose mom still lives across the street from his grandfather (who’s his own barrel of fun; a mean, spiteful, bitter, abusive old bastard Josh can’t seem to escape).

It works. He gets her. He does the vile things he’s always wanted to do. He kills her. Even brings home a special souvenir, at least, as long as it lasts and he keeps it on ice. Josh is feeling pretty smug, pretty pleased with himself.

Except then, Mia comes back. Incredibly, impossibly, there she is. Back from the dead, with no memory of her own murder, and with a new, inexplicable fondness for Josh.

Fondness? Obsession, more like. It may seem like any guy’s dream, having a gorgeous woman utterly devoted to him, but it’s actually more than a little creepy. He can’t get rid of her. He doesn’t know what to do. It certainly promises to cramp his style for any future killings, too. Or does it? Mia really only wants to be there for him, take care of him. No matter what. If that means helping, well ...

Josh isn’t exactly your Dexter-style antihero, adhering to his own twisted kind of code. Josh is, honestly, kind of a jerk. Not to mention, a dangerous and depraved sociopath. And yet, in a peculiar sort of way, I found myself feeling sorry for him as he gets deeper and deeper into a mess of his own making, if beyond his understanding.

THE REBORN is part gory thriller with a supernatural twist, part hilarious screwball rom-com, and all awesome.

-Christine Morgan



A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS by Garrett Cook (2015 Deadite Press / 164 pp / trade paperback)

Trust modern-day Renaissance genius Garrett Cook to not only reinvent the haunted house book, but discover it anew in whole hitherto unexpected dimensions.

I can’t help but be reminded of the immortal opening words by Shirley Jackson – Hill House, not sane, etc. I always thought those lines had such intriguing potential, and wanted more. How could a house be not sane? Aside, of course, from architectural wackadoo business like Winchester? But, in all my years of reading, I’d never found a satisfying answer.

Until now. This house is not sane, not by any human definition. And it isn’t anything so simple as “from the house’s POV.” Like in his stunning story in GIALLO FANTASTIQUE, this really is an imagining, an immersion of perspective, far beyond anthropomorphizing.

The house is fascinating in its alienness, its observation and manipulation of those within its area of influence. Some of them live there. Some of them, well, ‘live’ may not be the right term. There are those who currently rent rooms – Micah and Cythera with their turbulent relationship, troubled keep-to-herself Leah, feisty Kaz, and Brian-the-new-guy – and there are others. Those whose memories linger on in strangely vital ways. Antonia. Clarence and Maddy, and the shameful things they do to her.

The house knows their secrets. The house can put images into their minds, thoughts into their heads, urges into their bodies. Through therapy sessions with Doctorpuppet, and torture sessions in the basement, with subtle whispers and suggestions or outright physical manifestations, the house affects them, plays with them, uses them at its whim.

The house might as well be a god, but even gods sometimes have their devils. What IS the Closetsong? How is it exerting its own power, interfering, taking what should only belong to the house?

I can’t really give a synopsis because I think this is the kind of book that will resonate differently with each reader; it’s marvelously self-contained and inward-looking, it explains nothing but doesn’t leave a sense of unfulfilled un-explanation. As things begin to fall apart, the distress and confusion, the disintegration, are almost painfully empathic.

Masterful stuff. By no means a casual read; so much is going on, and on so many levels, it will require full concentration … and even then, probably several re-reads will be required, with new impact and new sinking-ins each time.

-Christine Morgan

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Reviews for the Week of September 14, 2015

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INFLICTIONS by John McIlveen (2015 Macabre Ink / 286 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, & eBook)

To echo Chris Golden's introduction, several stories in McIlveen's collection knocked me for a loop, mainly because I just didn't expect such dark, desolate stuff from a guy I considered to be one of the most laid back people I've ever met. So if you ever run into John at a convention, don't let his happy, upbeat personality fool you. When not making you laugh your ass off, INFLICTIONS offers some seriously disturbed horror that had me racing through its 23 offerings like a junkie who couldn't get enough.

The goosebumps come right away with opening tale 'Paint it Black,' where a widowed man attempts to understand the unusual final painting of his late artist wife, then the family horror continues in the title tale, 'Inflictions,' where a man discovers his own depraved past.

One of my favorites here is the lengthy 'Jerks,' about a woman named Kelly who is tired of being judged (and picked on) for her looks, and has enough when she finds her man cheating on her. She soon befriends a most strange alien, and things get even weirder--and funnier--as her life does a complete turn around. A truly hilarious romp.

And just when you think more humor is coming, we're hit with 'Make a Choice,' about a vacationing family who get tied up and are forced to play a nasty game at the hands of a lunatic: brutal and terrifying. I had read 'A Mother's Love' in the 21st CENTURY DEAD anthology, and enjoyed revisiting this heartbreaking tale of a mother trying to keep her zombie child well fed during the zombie apocalypse.

'Smokey' is another heart breaker dealing with a cat's supernatural way of helping an abused child. 'Roundabout' begins with a man murdering his family, then quickly turns into one of the more different occult horror tales I've read in a while. 'Succumb' finds a preacher battling an extremely horny entity, while a vampire hunter gets sweet revenge on the one responsible for killing her family in 'Portraits.'

'Nina' tells the tale of the ghost of an abused child, then more ghostly goodness runs rampant in 'The Confession of a Confirmed Has Been,' as a ghost befriends the daughter of a new family living in his old house; I found this one particularly eerie.

The laughs come back full force in the redneck rib-tickler 'Signs,' then the short 'Simon Says' delivers the beginning of the end at the hands of a snarky scientist. More apocalyptic mayhem continues in 'Desolation,' a nuclear war tale that more than lives up to its title.

A man deals with his wife's funeral in the uplifting 'Hope,' and while it may seem a bit out of place here, McIlveen keeps it strange enough to hold your interest.

I can't say enough good things about 'Saddled Vengeance,' a hysterical weird western where crab-infested outlaw Lucas McAdams meets his fate at the hands of an Indian tribe and a very pissed off horse. Did I mention this one is hysterical?

'Finding Forever' is another occult-themed entry with a wickedly dark conclusion, then the flash-length 'Hell to Pay' serves as a quick little follow up.

'What if...' like the aforementioned 'Hope,' is a positive and beautiful tale that brings a little light to the collection, then 'Devotion' delivers the Twilight Zone-like willies.

One of the standouts here is 'The Bore,' about an average guy getting revenge on his cheating wife at a high school reunion. It's as darkly comic as you can get. The dark humor continues in 'A Perfect Man,' where a loser wins the lottery and attempts to find a good plastic surgeon to improve his looks. But he falls victim to a voodoo queen and the results are quite funny.

'In Defense of...' is a short but sweet werewolf (or is it?) tale, then the collection concludes with 'Playing the Huddys,' about a computer company's softball team finding themselves forced to play against a family of inbred rednecks. It's matter-of-fact ending adds to the sheer absurdity.

23 stories, 6 presented here for the first time (although I had only read one of them beforehand).

INFLICTIONS delivers the horror and the humor, sometimes together, sometimes apart. McIlveen's prose is slick and will keep readers glued to the pages, even during the more light hearted fare (but know there isn't much of it here!). This is a fine introduction to a writer who is well worth checking out, and one I'm looking forward to following.

-Nick Cato




THE HUNGRY DARKNESS by Gabino Iglesias (2015 Severed Press / 140 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Caving is scary. Diving is scary. Put them together, and what do you get? Exponentially scary claustrophobic hostile-environment ways to die. And that’s BEFORE somebody gets greedy.

The greed is understandable enough. Nick Ayres wants to make a name for himself, get into the record books for cave-diving explorations, and being able to film it all with NatGeo footing the bills only makes it better. If he has to do a little damage to widen a passage no one’s ever seen before, well, can’t make an omelet etc. etc.

The trouble, of course, with sneaking in explosives to blast open part of an underwater cave is not just because it’s all illegal and stuff. It’s because who knows what might be living in there? Safe from other predators, but also sealed away … until you gotta come along and let it out.

Needless to say, let the crushing and chomping begin! So much for that NatGeo special, too. So much for some local fishermen … and kids … so much for the highly vital tourism industry, if the little problem isn’t dealt with on the quick and quiet.

That’s where Gabe Robles comes in. A loner with a boat, who takes tourists on fishing and diving expeditions, he’s always on the edge of going broke. So, when he’s offered a lot of money to find and kill the critter, he can’t exactly refuse.

Action-packed and intense, it does suffer from some editing issues (I feel like I’m griping about that a lot lately; are people getting sloppier or am I turning into a judgmental old fussbudget? Or both?). The dialogue tends toward that thing where characters address each other by name a lot to make sure the reader doesn’t forget who’s speaking.

The ending’s also very abrupt, a “wait what it’s over?” doorslam kind of thing; I wanted a little more wrap-up and wind-down. All in all though, another decent addition to the list of books to read while you’re NOT on vacation.

-Christine Morgan




DEATH SONGS FROM THE NAKED MAN by  by James Newman and Donn Gash (2015 Cemetery Dance Publications / 91 pp / eBook)

A naked man with a gun picks off customers in a convenience store, singing songs and yelling absurdities to the terrified clientele.  A lonely man in a truck stop hooks up with a beautiful woman that will end up a night he will always remember and always regret. A couple receiving marriage counseling from their church minister work out their differences in a horrific and violent way. And an aspiring writer gets the desperately-hoped-for break of his career that turns out to be a nightmare not only for him, but his wife and brother as well.

James Newman and Donn Gash have put together a collection of twisted, but hilarious stories of people caught up in completely insane situations. There is a lot of brutality and graphic violence, but while you’re cringing, you will also be laughing.

I hope Newman and Gash work together again soon, because they make a fantastic writing team.


-Sheri White




I LIKE TURTLES by G. Arthur Brown (2014 Strange Edge Publications / 133 pp / eBook)

You know those weird little toys from cereal boxes, vending machines, and the I-didn’t-cry drawer at the dentist’s office? I’m talking the stuff of which Archie McPhees, that venerable Seattle quirk-emporium, is made … novelties on the far end of the WTF scale … you know?

This collection of flash fiction from G. Arthur Brown is like that. One little piece of weirdness after another, each stranger than the last, and just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes the wackiest one yet. The simultaneous mental sense of “but but but WHY,” and immediate perfect rightness, was the feeling I kept getting struck with all throughout the book.

I’m not even sure how to begin to describe any particular story. They’re each in their own ways fascinating nuggets of absurdity and brilliance. The sort of thing you might think at first glance a kid on cough syrup might have done, bizarre imagery, random thoughts, streams of consciousness, word-salad … except it goes deeper than that. There’s more to it than that, a structure and system. Sometimes it’s right up front, sometimes it hits you midway or at the end, but it’s there.

They range from grim to hilarious, from possibly offensive to poignant. “Poor November” is a poignant one, haunting and beautiful in its despair. But then there’s “Sweat Bees,” which leans more toward an Edward Lee kind of thing … and the sheer goofiness of “James Franco vs. Shia LaBeouf” … yet as wildly different as they all are, those are the three I liked the best. Go figure.

Really, all I can say is, I’m not surprised in the least to see I LIKE TURTLES on the ballot for this year’s Wonderland awards. No matter who takes home the prize, everyone wins.


-Christine Morgan




DECEMBER PARK by Ronald Malfi (2014 Medallion Media Group / 756 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, & eBook)

It’s the early 90s, and the small town of Harting Farms – usually a very safe place where the worst crimes are those of the mischievous kind – is in terror of a child killer called “The Piper.” A teenage boy named Angelo, along with his best friends, decide to try and solve the mystery, not realizing just how deeply in danger they’re going to find themselves.

This is a coming-of-age story, and will be compared to King’s short story “The Body.” While there are a few similarities, DECEMBER PARK blows it out of the water with the character development and emotional depth of the story. This is Angelo’s story, and he keeps the reader right by his side every moment. 

There is nothing supernatural here, but it is very creepy and suspenseful.  I had my suspicions about who “The Piper” would turn out to be, but I was way off. It worked, though. And I’m glad the story followed Angelo and his friends in the aftermath, leading to a satisfying conclusion.

The book is long, over 700 pages, but it doesn’t feel bloated, nor did I have to push myself to get through any of it. The time flew by when I was reading it, and I picked it up whenever I had a spare minute. Another cool thing for me is that I live in Maryland, where the story takes place, and could picture a lot of the scenes by the water. DECEMBER PARK is a fantastic book. I can’t wait to read more by Ronald Malfi.


-Sheri White




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WICKED TALES: THE JOURNAL OF THE NEW ENGLAND HORROR WRITERS, VOLUME 3 edited by Scott T. Goudsward, Daniel G. Keohane, and David Price (2015 NEHW Press / 248 pp. / trade paperback & eBook)

With a fun cover like something off a classic issue of EC Comics, featuring a bunch of icky-squishy eldritch horrors pickaxing their way into a cartoon Lovecraft’s grave … yeah, okay, we’re off to a good start … and the introduction by Chet Williamson, “The Old Scribe and the Mysterious Codex,” does a nice job setting up a display case for the assortment of artistic oddities to follow.

'Somebody’s Darling,' by Kristin Dearborn, is first up and also one of my favorites, a historical behind-the-battlefield war story where death isn’t the worst fate in store for the wounded, and a young nurse is faced with a troubling dilemma.

Among my other top picks would have to be Sam Gafford’s 'My Brother’s Keeper' – no spoilers, but, it’s a clever and refreshing take on a familiar tale, from the point of view of a usually neglected character.

'The Hiss of Escaping Air' by Christopher Golden, is a satisfyingly twisted revenge yarn in which a movie mogul’s trophy wife goes after the most prized item in his collection, only to realize too late that she may have gone too far.

And speaking of satisfyingly twisted revenge yarns, Holly Newstein’s 'Live With It' is another winner, in which a chance meeting between former childhood friends leads to a grim reunion with an abusive parent.

Many people don’t read or appreciate poetry enough … I’m trying to get better about it myself, and therefore it’s always nice when I happen across a treat like Tricia J. Woolridge’s 'The Crocodile Below.' A poem about mean little kids and crocodiles in the sewer? Yes please!

Of course, I’m also a sucker for some good Viking stuff, so 'Odd Grimsson, Called Half-Troll' by John Goodrich was quick to catch my interest. But then, a good gripping saga of visions, curses, and man-vs.-monster will do that!

There are several more stories filling out the table of contents, and I enjoyed most of them. Definitely worth a look!

-Christine Morgan




MAGAZINES:



BLACK STATIC (Issue No. 47, Jul/Aug 2015)

After the usual interesting commentary (this time Stephen Volk on the Hitchcock/Frenzy/Jack the Ripper connection and Lynda E. Rucker muses on fear itself), the latest issue of everyone's favorite horror magazine kicks off its fiction with James Van Pelt's 'On the Road with the American Dead,' where we find a copy machine deliveryman encountering ghosts as he drives across the United States. It's more whimsical than eerie, but gives a fresh take on how the departed may carry on.

In 'All the Day You Will Have Good Luck,' Kate Jonez introduces us to a high school stud from Oklahoma who runs afoul of an unusual carnival worker ... and latently, her family. It reminded me, somewhat, of Tim Lebbon's excellent 2005 novel DESOLATION, yet Jonez gives the killer twist her own flavor.

John Connolly strikes with 'Razorshins,' where prohibition-era moonshine runners face a legendary creature when a snowstorm changes their plans. The cast  and suspense level are fantastic. In the hands of a lesser writer this could've been a ho-hum monster mash, but Connolly makes it the highlight of the issue.

'The Devil's Hands' by Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam features a girl from a hippie family (who may or may not be bisexual) finding herself after a drug-fueled demonic encounter. Despite the brief occult element, this one feels more like a Lifetime Channel movie of the week than a horror story. Well written, but out of place.

Ray Cluley gets things back on track with 'When the Devil Drives.' After a disturbed goth girl acts on her murderous impulses, Old Scratch himself helps her live out her hellbent fantasies in this lurid, fast paced thriller. You can almost hear SPECIMEN playing in the background as you read this one...

Capping off the issue's fiction offerings is Eric J. Guignard's 'A Case Study in Natural Selection and How it Applies to Love,' an apocalyptic tale of global warming causing people to spontaneously combust. A no-nonsense young man living with survivors in California comes of age through it all in this "mini-epic" that could surely be lengthened into a novella, or even a novel. Good stuff with some great artwork by Jim Burns.

Peter Tennant interviews featured author Ray Cluley and reviews another heaping pile of books (seriously...he must read 23/7 when he's not writing!). Among the several anthologies reviewed, I'm looking forward to checking out 'The Spectral Book of Horror Stories' edited by Mark Morris, which sounds like the promising start of a new series.

Finally, the always informative Tony Lee brings us plenty of DVD and bluray reviews, although I think he went too easy on THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3. Otherwise, I have yet another batch of films added to my growing must-see list, and for film buffs Lee's section is essential reading.


Subscribe or check out a sample issue here: TTA Press / Black Static

-Nick Cato


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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Reviews for the Week of August 31, 2015

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ALECTRYOMANCER AND OTHER WEIRD TALES by Christopher Slatsky (2015 Dunhams Manor Press / 184 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Slatsky's first collection features 13 stories, 6 presented here for the first time. I had previously read his great tales 'A Plague of Naked Movie Stars' and 'No One is Sleeping in This World' (both are included here) so was curious to see more from this rising talent in the field of weird horror.

The opener, 'Loveliness Like a Shadow,' about an artist living in an apartment that may be haunted and that produces obscure water stains on the walls, gets the goosebumps going. Then in 'An Infestation of Stars,' a girl learns her parents have run afoul of an unusual religious group.

One of the finer moments here is 'Corporautolysis,' where a man's job literally takes over his being. It's claustrophobic, offbeat, and wonderfully written. A strange figure causes apprehension for an actress in 'Making Snakes,' a short but sweet creeper. 'The Ocean is Eating Our Graves' is a fine blend of native American folklore and cosmic terror, while 'This Fragmented Body' will easily get under the skin of those not fond of dolls ... not to mention body modification.

'Tellurian Facade' is quite possibly the weirdest yarn about a funeral you're likely to read anytime soon, and just when you thought you've read every kind of story there is about horror film fans, wait until you check out 'Film Maudit.'

'Scarcely Have They Been Planted' does to hillbillies and compost what JAWS did to swimmers (I kid you not), then a woman walks through a desert in 'Intaglios,' fearing two biker hippies are following her and wondering, after a while, if she's even on earth. This one's a real trippy offering with a great sense of tension.

Capping things off is the title story, 'Alectryomancer,' dealing with a laborer named Rey who is about to put his prized rooster "Little Cerefino" up against an undefeated foe in an underground cockfight. But Rey is plagued by visions of a burning horse and has come in possession of an odd journal that has him contemplating time travel and machinery he has never heard of. I'm not sure when this tale takes place but the term "Lovecraftian Steampunk" came to my mind as I finished it. For fans of bizarre fiction it just doesn't get much better than this.

Slatsky manages to bring the weird yet rarely loses the reader. His stories are often unique and scary, and best of all, never boring. His concepts kept me glued to the pages and I found myself wishing some of the shorter pieces were longer.

A fine introduction to a writer I'm looking forward to seeing much more from.

-Nick Cato



THE GATE AT LAKE DRIVE by Shaun Meeks (2015 IFWG Publishing / 222 pages / trade paperback & eBook)

Okay, now, just to be clear … where it says “Monster Dick” on the cover, it means in the sense of a private investigator. But, hey, as an advertising shtick, it’s certainly a memorable attention-getter! So’s the art, which features a freaky nightmare sure to haunt your next nice lakeshore getaway.

This isn’t your usual urban fantasy with fae and sexy supernaturals as it is an MiB kind of situation, where creatures from other places keep showing up where they’re not welcome, and it’s the job of people like Dillon to deal with them.

Not that Dillon’s exactly normal himself. He’s covered head to toe with mystic wards, geared up with arcane gadgets, and has various connections in the occult biz. He should be prepared for anything. Even a dame with a case. The case turns out to be simple enough; the dame – a burlesque artist named Rouge – is another matter.

And the NEXT case, the one involving a possible-hoax/publicity-stunt local legend lake monster, also turns out to be a little more than Dillon’s prepared for. Something’s got it in for him, particularly, and isn’t shy about racking up a messy body count to get there.

This book’s biggest issues are in editing/proofing, punctuation errors, and a tendency toward repetition or overuse of phrasing. Nothing too hugely major, but enough to keep knocking me out of an otherwise engaging yarn with exciting action, fun twists, and a nice goosh factor.

I mean really, people, when you start hauling dead or dying squidgy unnatural fishthings out of your lake … don’t eat them … why would you do that, don’t do that!

The author’s already done a few short stories in this world, so there are some little easter eggs and references here and there. One of those stories is included as a bonus at the end. And, as THE GATE AT LAKE DRIVE is the first of a projected novel series, be ready for more!

-Christine Morgan



WICKED TALES (VOLUME 3) edited by Scott Goudsward, Daniel G. Keohane, and David Price (2015 by NEHW Press / 248 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

This third offering from the New England Horror Writers features 20 stories from 21 writers, with topics ranging all over the genre. The great Chet Williamson provides a fun introduction before the festivities get underway.

Kristin Dearborn kicks things off with 'Somebody's Darling,' a zombie tale set during (I believe) the Civil War. It's a real heartbreaker and a fine piece to open the anthology. Rob Smales' 'Keepsakes' finds a couple of friends at an unusual garage sale in a dark-humor-enriched offering that reminded me of a story from an old issue of EERIE or CREEPY. 'The Hiss of Escaping Hair' is another solid tale from the always reliable Christopher Golden, this time dealing with an actress and an odd balloon that will allegedly help her career to continue.

In Howard Odentz' 'Handsome,' a man deals with his abusive mother and the damage she has caused to his body over the years, then E.A. Black's 'Fog Over Mons' finds German and French troops battling cosmic monsters during World War I in a quick-paced thriller. Paul McMahon brings another heartbreaker when a man dying of cancer tries to help his son who has recently been abandoned by his family in 'Bitemarks.'

One of my favorites here is Trisha J. Woolridge's 'The Crocodile Below,' about a bullied girl who gets revenge on her tormentors with the aid of a demanding sewer croc. It's written in poem form and is just so damn good.

In 'The Blood and The Body,' Bracken MacLeod introduces us to goth girl Em whose boyfriend takes her to a party that turns into a wicked little Satanic bash (complete with a few genuine surprises), then vampires learn they can never fully trust humans in K.H. Vaughan's 'The Opacity of Saints.' Holly Newstein's 'Live With It' is a revenge tale that will surely give abusive parents (or anyone for that matter) the creeps; this one's short, sweet, and terrifying.

We're then treated to a classic story by the late Rick Hautala titled 'Love on the Rocks' (the only story not original to this anthology), a prison break / monster tale showing why Rick was one of the greats.

WICKED TALES then gets a bit darker with 'As Sweet as Baby's Breath' by Peter N. Dudar and L.L. Soares, about a fiend dressed like a priest who keeps his son alive by breathing the breath he steals from infants into his lungs. This one would've made a good episode on the MASTERS OF HORROR cable series. 'My Brother's Keeper' by Sam Gafford is another tale featuring cosmic creatures, this time highlighted by a grandfather's humorous hillbilly dialogue.

In T.T. Zuma's 'The Pawnshop,' a man is forced by thugs to steal something from a store. If he doesn't his wife and daughter will be killed. But tables are turned when the pawnshop's owner and his giant assistant straighten things out in their own way. Matthew M. Bartlett's 'Master of Worms' reads like a classic Hammer Film, with a violent grave exhumation and dark family secrets written in a wonderfully weird prose.

David North Martino's 'Sat Down Beside Her' finds a female alien abductee learning she has become a breeder for future humans. This scifi/horror hybrid really gets the creeps going. John Goodrich's 'Odd Grimson, Called Half-Troll' seems a bit out of place here as it's a more fantasy-oriented tale, but it still manages to bring the monstrous goodness. Timothy P. Flynn's 'A Rhythmic Creation of the Damned' is a very short vampire tale that reads like an intro to a longer piece.

Michael Arruda's 'Created Woman' is a real gem, about a woman named Jewel who learns she just might be the reincarnation (or continuation) of actress Susan Denberg, who starred in the 1967 film FRANKENSTEIN CREATED WOMAN. Horror film fans will eat this one up.

Ending the anthology is John McIlveen's 'Eve,' which gives yet another reason why you should never text while driving, and after reading this you just might pull over the next time you get the urge...

Like most anthologies, WICKED TALES has a couple of forgettable stories, but I found the majority to be quite good. This third installment from the New England Horror Writers showcases the group's blazing talent, and some authors present here will surely gain new fans. The wrap-around cover art by Ogmios is fantastic, too.

-Nick Cato



CTHULHU ATTACKS! by Sean Hoade (2015 Severed Press / 220 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Dear Hollywood: THIS is the Lovecraftian movie you need to make, the surefire big-budget blockbuster special effects extravaganza. This book, right here. It’s perfect. Gets around the various issues of directly adapting one of ol’ H.P.’s works, while acknowledging them in glorious triumphant homage. Plus, geek-cred galore.

And seriously, the scene describing Cthulhu’s emergence … best I’ve ever read. So beautifully done. Short, sweet, simple, evocative, and haunting.

A lot of giant monster or cosmic horror fiction struggles to express the sheer sheer size and scale and scope. Sean Hoade nails it, not only nails it but takes it several steps beyond. Reading this book is to shiver from an overwhelming sense of immensity, of alienness, of strange inhumanity so far outside our comprehension as to bend the mind. I think Lovecraft himself would be impressed with just how well that’s all conveyed.

Okay, sure, so Lovecraft would probably be a little less impressed with how fun and funny it also is. There’s humor mixed with the horror, a humor almost of surrendering to madness so you just gotta give in and laugh. There are winks, nods, nudges, and in-jokes. A few familiar names pop up; those in the know will cackle and chortle like fiends (I did, anyway).

Yet, let us not forget, there’s that horror in the mix, too. The perfect kind for something like this. The helpless, humanity-is-utterly-insignificant, Total Perspective Vortex kind of sanity-shredding horror. On a global level. We’re talking body counts in the millions, before the Big C even surfaces.

Which is followed, of course, by the desperate scrambling of world leaders, scientists, and military to try and defend against something they can’t explain. Or don’t want to accept. You know how in some movies (looking at you, Independence Day), nations chuck their differences to band together against a far greater common threat? Yeah, right. Not happening.

A few minor typos and bloopers are the only flaws in this book, and in a weird sort of way I’m almost glad they’re there. Otherwise, it’d be too perfect. Now I just have to wait, with wild impatience, for the sequel!

-Christine Morgan



PREVIEW:

BLOOD AND RAIN by Glenn Rolfe (to be released Oct. 6, 2015 by Samhain Publishing / 228 pp / eBook)

There’s something to be said for horror novels that don’t play coy about the big reveal. It’s like, “THIS IS A WEREWOLF STORY!” and boom, go, we’re off to the races right from the start. BLOOD AND RAIN is just such a book, and it does not disappoint.

In many ways, it hearkens to early King and Brandner, and does so in a loving and fun-poking kind of referential self-awareness. Nods and winks and outright shout-outs are liberally sprinkled. The 1990s setting is handled in just such a way to make readers of my certain age flinch … we really don’t want to believe the 90s were THAT long ago … oh, sweet denial, let us cling to it!

Gilson Creek is a small town in Maine, not exactly insular but one of those places where most people know each other. Most people also know about the incident some years back, when all those people got killed. Most of them even believe, or are willing to tell themselves they believe, the official cover story about a bear or a mountain lion or whatever it was.

Of course, there’s always got to be the few old-timers and kooks who insist otherwise, or the tabloid with its features about the Full Moon Monster. For them, it’s no surprise when similar killings begin. For the now-sheriff, who thought the problem had been solved – dead and buried solved – it IS a surprise, and a particularly unwelcome one.

How do you go about keeping your town safe, convincing your teenage daughter and her friends not to enjoy their summer evenings at the lake, and explaining to your current crop of deputies just why they need to load up on this ‘special’ ammo? What do you do when your predecessor, the only person who might have helpful advice, has turned into a crazy, surly old recluse? Or when the closest thing you have to a local celebrity decides to go vigilante?

Meanwhile, the body count’s climbing and the body parts are piling up. Despite some instances of character overload, where the cast gets too big and/or with similar names that make things difficult to keep track of, the story is solid, the writing is clever and well done, and it’s generally all a howling-fun good read.

-Christine Morgan

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