Monday, December 21, 2015

Reviews for the Week of December 21, 2015

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THE VISIBLE FILTH by Nathan Ballingrud (2015 This Is Horror / 68 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Will is a bartender working in New Orleans. He finds a cell phone on the floor after a brawl ends. Figuring he'll bring it back to work with him the next day, the phone buzzes a text message as soon as he gets home, and he decides to read it. A desperate, spooky message has Will wondering if someone is breaking his chops or if the texter truly needs help.

From this simple set up, Ballingrud builds the suspense slowly but never loses the reader's interest, and by throwing in a side plot dealing with cockroaches, this slick thriller meshes into a creepy-crawly nightmare that should please anyone looking for a solid single-sit read to knock off an hour or so.

This is the first tale I have read from the author and am quite impressed.

-Nick Cato


FAT ZOMBIE; STORIES OF THE UNLIKELY SURVIVORS OF THE APOCALYPSE edited by Paul Mannering (2015 Permuted Press / 170 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

We all know those people who are convinced they’d do just fine in any sort of survival or post-apocalyptic situation. Some of us even are those people, or wish we were (I’m in the wish-I-was category, but since I don’t even camp well, am fat and squeamish, and depend on eyeglasses and meds, I realize I’d likely be zombie chow in short order).

In reality, while hardly anybody’s truly capable and ready, just like in real life there are advantages and disadvantages. Some are, for whatever reason, going to have it harder than others. And not simply in terms of not being an Olympic athlete or expert marksman.

This book is for those characters, the unlikeliest of survivors, the ones who already face burdens and struggles in their everyday lives that the average person might not even have to think about. Each of these eleven clever tales presents a different unusual take on the theme.

It opens with the painfully tragic and well-handled heart-wrencher, 'Denial,' by Jay Wilburn. Senility, Alzheimer’s, and dementia are terrible. High on my own list of worst-ever fears, emotionally agonizing after seeing loved ones decline.

'Perfect,' by Rachel Aukes, strikes a similar painful, poignant note, deftly dealing with the chaos and fear of the outbreak from the point of view of a little kid with Down’s Syndrome. Strongly done, impressive and effective.

Others high on my list here would have to include the Don-Quixote-esque glory days of 'El Caballero Muerte' by Martin Livings, Dan Rabarts’ wickedly devious 'Endgame,' and the brilliant resourcefulness of 'Mr. Schmidt’s Pet Emporium' by Sally McLennan.

The anthology closes with the ever-awesome Stephen Kozeniewski’s 'The New Dark Ages,' sure to strike some familiar chords with every gamer geek and LARPer among us … a funny/gross tale that takes a sudden, dark, sick turn toward the end.


-Christine Morgan



FLOWERS IN A DUMPSTER by Mark Allan Gunnells (2015 Crystal Lake Publishing / 314 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

First of all I’d like to say that I am a huge fan of this man’s work. I’ve read a couple of other titles by him, and, from what I’ve seen so far, he delivers something unique and clever every time. This book is no exception, boasting a highly promising blurb from horror legend, Clive Barker himself. Gunnells manages to write every story from the bottom of his heart, in a way that the reader can connect to at all times even whilst managing to leave you in fear of wondering why you can connect with them from the start. This may even lead to some sort of psychosis you should probably get checked out sometime sooner than later.

According to the book description, here are “Seventeen Tales to Frighten and Enlighten. Gunnells will take you on a journey through landscapes of light and darkness, rapture and agony, hope and fear." 

This book delivers just as it promises. It kept me wondering what kind of story was coming next. I literally didn’t want to stop reading this book. The stories are all beautifully crafted and well written, Gunnells really managing to show us a genuine knack for the overall power that can be unleashed in a good old fashioned short story.

My personal favorites were 'Welcome,' a hard hitting in your face story of a legendary haunted house, in which a curse just so happens to consume the patrons inside for as long as necessary, or until the next lucky contestants just happen to come knocking, leaving those few inside the walls with no chance in hell of ever escaping it.  In 'The Possession,' Gunnells shows us in first person what it’s like to be a blossoming male pornstar in the big city, and not only does he do this with precision, he does this with an almost humorously first-hand account of a demonic possession. This wasn’t the only tale the author used sex and humor to sell us a horrific masterpiece either. He takes on a similar theme in 'Transformations,' although instead of being an up and coming pornstar in the big city (yes, pun intended. I’m sorry), the protagonist summons a homosexual demon, and he has to feed this man demon thirteen of his hot and bothered one night stands in exchange for something fiery and unforgettable. Our main character lures his dates home, shoves them back in the closet, and feeds them to this mysterious homosexual demonic entity. The author shows us just how prolific of a writer he really is by knocking out of the park 'The Bonadventures,' which reads somewhere between doomsday horror and science fiction, with a little of that old fashioned Goonies humor, and a plethora of glowing eyes amidst a haunted cemetery on a real live ghost hunt.

I highly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys their reading material well-written, dark, doomy, bizarre, grimy, witty, clever, and post-apocalyptic. A real gem for fans of horror and dark fiction alike.


-Jon Meyers



THE ALGERNON EFFECT by Gene O'Neill (2015 White Noise Press / 28pp / deluxe limited edition chapbook)

First time novelist Timothy Scully has a runaway best seller that's set to become a motion picture. His agent takes him to see a jazz concert at a secluded home for special needs people in the Napa Valley. Timothy falls for their house guide Ellie, and he eventually moves to 'The Mountain Farm' and becomes romantically involved with her. Timothy's agent learns Ellie is actually a resident and not just a worker there, and when he reads the first 75 pages of Tim's second novel, he is disturbed by how terrible it is.

A homage to Daniel Keyes' classic novel FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON, O'Neill delivers a story that brings the weird in a meloncholy manner and the slick prose is highlighted by White Noise Press's always beautifully designed layouts.


Fans of the author don't want to miss this, and collectors are directed to WNP / The Algernon Effect

-Nick Cato



SING ME YOUR SCARS by Damien Angelica Walters (2015 Apex Book Company / 200 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

From the very beginning, with her debut novel, it was easy to see that Damien Walters was going to be an author to watch. This collection of her short stories only further proves the point. She is good. Really, really good. Not just a practiced wordsmith, not just a natural talent, not just an artist, but a genuine master artisan of the craft.

I mean, it’s kind of obnoxious, how good she is. Terms like ‘lyrical,’ ‘poetic,’ ‘evocative,’ and ‘powerful’ instantly spring to mind. Beautifully vivid descriptions, a deft but firm touch to the emotional harpstrings on any note from joy to dread.

A few of these stories, I’d seen before in their original appearances, but it was a treat to see them again. And even more of a treat to experience ones I hadn’t seen before. The real challenge came when it was time to write a review and try to single out my top picks. I don’t know if I can narrow it down much beyond: “they’re ALL terrific!”

Well, that and any sort of honorable mention is ever going to have to go to 'Always, They Whisper,' because it’s a mythology story, it’s a Medusa story, it’s an amazing, chilling, tragic, wonderful Medusa story. I love it.

The title tale is a haunting take on the Frankenstein theme, setting the tone for several explorations on the concept of self, of what makes us what we are – our physical form, our minds, our souls, our actions?

Others delve into the nature of family, of parenthood and parental influences for good or for ill, pain and loss and love and wonder in their myriad forms. And femininity, in its deepest essence, without being the least bit ‘girly.’

This is strength, and power, unseen mysteries, dark-secret magic. This is some Major Arcana High Priestess next level stuff here.

Did I mention, it’s kind of obnoxious, how good she is?

-Christine Morgan



HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS by Gary A. Braunbeck (2015 JournalStone / 576 pp / hardcover, trade paperback & eBook)

Usually, when I read a collection that features some stories I've read before, I tend to skim or skip them and focus on the new material. I attempted to do that here, but as I discovered, re-reading a tale from Braunbeck--in most cases--is actually beneficial. I intended to skim through the several I've read before but couldn't, and in fact found myself getting more out of them than I did the first time around.

In his foreword, Braunbeck explains what HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS (the title) is all about before launching into the fiction that's divided into three sections.

Part One, titled 'Throw it Against the Wall and See What Sticks' features what the author claims are stories from "All over the place," and among my favorites are 'Crybaby Bridge #25,' where an unnamed man deals with a past mistake on one of 25 legendary "bridges." Here's one powerful opener. 'House Hunting,' which is only five sentences long, is actually quite terrifying; 'All the Unlived Moments,' stars a de-programmer who uncovers a sinister group after saving an old woman's son from a cyber cult in this near-future noir; A sheriff takes in an old man with the mind of a 7 year-old in the beautiful 'Consolation'; Keeping with the old man theme, a senior citizen contemplates his life in the metaphorical epic, 'Bargain.'

'Patience' is a story I've now read three times, and it shows horror can be extreme without getting overly graphic: a man avenges his wife's suicide, caused by a hypocritical marriage counselor. If the conclusion doesn't make you cringe, you need some serious help. In the creepy 'Always Something There to Remind Me,' a couple watching DVD transfers of old home movies see life events that never actually happened. Serious goose-bump city here, folks.

Part Two, 'With a Little Help From My Friends,' features 16 stories, each introduced by different authors. We open with the incredible 'The Great Pity,' a disturbing look at memorial vigils and how different people view and use them; one of my favorites follows, titled 'In Hollow Houses,' about a junkie prostitute who is used to breed aliens by the Men In Black. The point of view here is fantastic. 'Afterward, There Will Be a Hallway' is arguably one of the all-time best short stories dealing with the afterlife--this is another tale that gets better with each reading. Bram Stoker and Charles Fort are characters in the excellent 'Curtain Call,' a vampire yarn as only Braunbeck can do it. 'Tales the Ashes Tell' is yet another great look at the afterlife as a girl tells us how she helped her dad deal with his wife's death.

In 'Just Out of Reach,' a real estate agent shows a man his future with an old-style Polaroid camera, then things get brutal in 'El Poso Del Mundo' as a Mexican thug tries to go big time but is hindered by a sleazy American. Did I menton this one was b-r-u-t-a-l?

'Redaction' features an office worker who can't remember his name, which has even vanished from all his I.D. cards. But that's only the begining of the weirdness in store for him; 'Chow Hound' is possibly the strangest tale of the collection, and easily one of the best; then we're treated to Braunbeck's 2005 Stoker-winning novella 'We Now Pause for Station Identification,' which I had the pleasure of hearing Gary read at the 2005 World Horror Convention in NYC. I think this was the 4th or 5th time I've read it, and it just never gets old. One of the best zombie stories of all time, and it wasn't until this latest revisit that I realized just how damn scary it is. Add a plus here for an encouraging introduction from Jonathan Maberry.

Part Three, 'Sometime When,' closes the collection with 12 tales the author considers to be among his best work, and the first two stories alone can easily be considered a part of that: 'Rami Temporales' (which I first read in the classic BORDERLANDS 5 anthology) tells the story of a helpful man who meets a strange character who has been assigned the task of making a face for God. Incredible doesn't even begin to describe it; In 'The Sisterhood of Plain-Faced Women,' an ordinary woman becomes beautiful, but learns there's more to life than looks. A surreal, beautiful narrative makes this a true standout.

'Union Dues' introduces us to a young man who becomes a factory worker in the wake of his father's death in this gripping look at family loyalty and blue collar hardship. Braunbeck adds brief but chilling elements to amazing effect here; In 'Dinosaur Day,' a man befriends his co-worker's abused, misfit son in an unforgettable tale with a finale to die for.

'Iphigenia' is a study in paranoia as a man attempts to attend a concert with his girlfriend and another couple. He's haunted by the death of his kid sister who died under his watch at another concert, and the author uses this springboard to crank the surreal terror up to 11; If you've never read 'Duty' before, get ready for an emotionally devastating time as siblings must keep their promise to pull the plug on their mother who is on her deathbed in ICU. This one will shake you to the core no matter how many times you read it.

For those who may have never read Gary Braunbeck, just be warned he has a way of digging into your soul like few others can. His ability to scare as he brings you to the point of tears is no easy feat, and despite how hard you may think you are, several offerings here have the power to reduce anyone into a bawling, shaking basket case. While a few genres are explored in these 40 tales, they all meet on a dark edge where, often, things are far from what they seem on the surface.

HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS will easily be cherished by fans of the author, and those who write dark fiction would be wise to pay close attention to Braunbeck's style and structure. Here's one thick volume that I'll surely be reaching for again and again.


-Nick Cato



SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE WEREWOLF by Mark Orr (2012 Belfire Press / 246 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

So, over roughly the same couple-week span of time, my sporadic recreational entertainment consisted mostly of this book and Netflix’s Jessica Jones. Is it possible to get super-noir overload? Super-powered in the viewing case, super-natural in the reading case, but dang, what a ride!

Plenty of grit, plenty of drama, dangerous attractions, secrets, scandals, violence, wisecracks, and witty banter … what’s not to love? Best of all, in both, the actual flamboyance of the genre tropes was downplayed to take a backseat to the detective angles instead of being center-stage. Here are main characters with unusual abilities that certainly come in handy in their respective lines of work, but aren’t made a big flashy deal of.

Or even really explained, in the course of things. Just isn’t needed. We can accept without being given all the info dump history right up front that Jessica has extraordinary strength … and we can accept, without being told a reason, that Harvey Drago can go insubstantial. That’s just the way it is, and it isn’t the main focus of the story.

Neither, despite the title, is lycanthrope. Yes, there’s been a series of grisly murders, courtesy of what the press has dubbed The West-End Werewolf, and yes, Drago’s been hired to look into them. But what follows isn’t a monster hunt. It’s a mystery, and unraveling the various clues and connections like any good gumshoe is the whole point.

Along, of course, with complicated entanglements involving the ethics of involvement with clients, professional detachment, working with (or around) the police, etc. The more Drago pokes into the case, the more he’s led into deeper trouble, and the more enemies he makes along the way.

The glut of minor characters did bog me down a few times, and some of the relationships between them came off a bit forced, but overall Drago presented as a likable and sympathetic guy, troubled but not broken, unable to get close to anyone for not quite the usual reasons.

The setting’s modern and Tennessee, but the noir-nostalgia factor is there, and it still feels in many ways like an old black-and-white movie. And the ending leaves opportunity for further adventures, which is always aces in my book.


-Christine Morgan


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Monday, December 7, 2015

Reviews for the Week of December 7, 2015

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THE INFUSORIUM by Jon Padgett (2015 Dunhams Manor Press / 38 pp / limited edition chapbook)

Detectives Raphaella Costello and Mike Guidry are on a strange homicide case in the small town of Dunnstown. In Municipal Park, elongated, deformed skeletons have been discovered buried in the ground with the skulls facing out. In the center of the park is an abandoned paper mill that's responsible for causing a deep fog to cover the town and cause issues with everyone's health...especially with the asthmatic Raphaella.

Told from Raphaella's point of view, Padgett builds a strong sense of dread from early on and manages to create an atmospheric tale that'll have you swearing there's soot all around you. With a weird cult thrown in for good measure, THE INFUSORIUM becomes a solid horror yarn genre fans will surely enjoy.

-Nick Cato



AS SHE STABBED ME GENTLY IN THE FACE by Carlton Mellick III (2015 Eraserhead Press / 136 pp / trade paperback)

YES! THIS! Finally! This! This is what I’ve been wanting, what I’ve been waiting for, what I’ve been needing someone to do! And it’s right! It’s perfect! It’s beautiful!

I don’t even mean the whole beauty and perfection of Carlton Mellick III’s take on serial killers, though, wow, it’s no slouch in that department either.

At first, I was expecting Oskana’s art to be the focus, the implement and method of her killings. I expected delicate intricate sculptures of machinery and death, elevating the SAW movies to elite exhibitions, murder galleries with champagne and hors d’oeuvres. But, nah. Too obvious. Her knife is more than enough to get the job done.

The real twist comes when she meets Gabriel, her ideal victim. Her perpetual victim. Her immortal victim. He tells her he’s angelic, it’s his purpose, it’s the only way to save her own soul, to spare others. She can kill him over and over, as many times as she likes, in as many ways she can think of, and he keeps reviving. He heals. Whatever pieces she slices off of him soon grow back.

And that’s where the glorious rightness comes in. The eternal question, answered. The constant arguments, solved. Comic geek all-nighters debating Wolverine’s mutant power, Gargoyles fans waxing philosophical what-ifs over Demona and MacBeth, the mythological implications of the hydra, the slicing in half of worms … THAT question, THOSE questions. Here it is. Here it finally, perfectly is.

What DOES happen? When regeneration meets dismemberment and evisceration? When living flesh can’t be killed?

As fascinating as Oskana’s character, as intriguing her game of cat-and-mouse with the handsome young reporter who’s discovered her secret, it was the moment I saw where the Gabriel story was going that I literally DID do the excited little double-fist-shake “yesssss!” thing.

Fantastic story, fantastic book. Stylish, sexy, sadistic, wickedly incisive, cutting, and sharp. It deserves far more than two thumbs up, and, fortunately, thanks to Gabriel, there are way plenty of thumbs to go around!


-Christine Morgan



SOUR CANDY by Kealan Patrick Burke (2015 Amazon Digital / 66 pp / eBook)

While shopping at Walmart, Phil Pendelton watches a young boy throw a tantrum while his mother (or guardian) ignores him. When things calm down a bit, he accepts a piece of candy from the boy and is on his way. On the ride home, the woman from the market rear-ends his car, and Phil's life quickly dives into chaos.

The detectives who come to the accident scene claim the boy from the market, named Adam, is actually his son, but Phil swears he has never seen him before. But when they check Phil's house, there are pictures all over of him and Adam together, and Adam himself is there waiting.

Not knowing if he is the victim of a mad practical joke or actually losing his mind, Phil is thrust into a Twilight Zone-like nightmare that will play games with your psyche until the last word of this powerful novella.

Those into psychological horror don't want to miss this.


-Nick Cato



LOVECRAFT UNBOUND edited by Ellen Datlow (2015 Dark Horse Books / 426 pp /  trade paperback & eBook)

The empress of anthologies, Ellen Datlow, presents a new twist on the Lovecraftian … Lovecraftian pretty much without the Lovecraft … no pastiches, no Cthulhu and no tentacles, vocabulary not dripping with squamous adjectives and made-up languages that sound like someone trying to yodel opera through cold oatmeal.

Sounds like a tall order, but the twenty tales she’s lined up manage to pull it off with aplomb. They have more of a focus on the essence of the intangible, existential, more cosmic and creeping horrors, the bigger picture as it were.

“Cold Water Survival” by Holly Philipps is my personal stand-out favorite of the bunch. Set on an immense iceberg, the descriptions are so vivid and the atmosphere so real, you’ll be shivering with chills long before the weirder events start setting in.

Speaking of chills and icy atmosphere, Dale Bailey and Nathan Ballingrud’s “The Crevasse” is another arctic adventure … though certain aspects made it difficult to read (poor doggies!).

I also particularly loved “In The Black Mill” by Michael Chabon; it hit just the right notes for my fondness for small towns with dark histories, secrets, archaeology, and ominousness.

“Marya Nox” by Gemma Files had similar elements of appeal, encounters of mysterious temples and a strange but compelling goddess, told in the form of an interview transcript … first class stuff.

“The Mongoose,” by Sarah Monette and Elizabeth Bear, is fiendishly clever and fun, the kind of playful literary twist I always enjoy.

My biggest complaint with this whole book is that I must’ve forgotten at least twelve separate times I was reading an anthology. My mind kept resetting to novel-mode, so there I’d be expecting a next chapter to continue the tantalizing intrigue, only to find the start of a new story instead.

-Christine Morgan



BRIDE OF DR. FAUST by K.H. Koehler (2015 K.H. Koehler Books / 125 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

This dark and disturbing sexy sequel to THE DREADFUL DR. FAUST is grim, gory, and even more steeped in the turbulent brooding trauma and atmosphere of its predecessor. I mean, the book just about drips with emotion, as well as madness, pain, and assorted bodily fluids in a thick wine-rich cascade.

It picks up with the Dr. and Louise, his Poppet, his bride, the girl whose life he saved and remade into an echo of his own immortality. But just as Louise is relishing her situation, another woman appears. Another woman with whom the doctor also has a troubled, passionate history. An equal, as opposed to a pretty plaything. She brings a warning of an old rival, a surgeon with his own sinister goals, and his own desire for revenge. She also becomes intimately involved with the doctor’s new project.

Louise, meanwhile, seeks comfort and distraction in the upper world … where she meets a nice young man with an adorable little daughter … and brings them all closer to terrible danger as the doctor’s rival closes in.

These books are not for the prudish, nor for the squeamish. Several flinchworthy scenes, compelling seductive mutilation and horror. Well worth a look, if you’ve the nerve. And setting up nicely for a third installment!

-Christine Morgan




MAGAZINES:



BLACK STATIC Issue no. 49 / Nov-Dec 2015

The latest issue of everyone's favorite UK import opens with the second installment of Stephen Volk's 'Mirrors for Eyes,' this time examining the subversive nature of the TV series HANNIBAL, then Lynda E. Rucker gets to the bottom of what makes humorous horror work.

Fourteen year-old Roy, a sawmill worker, and his young wife Audrey become parents to a four-legged son in Ralph Robert Moore's 'Dirt Land,' a  novelette that sets the bar for this issue's fiction quite high. When it becomes clear his charismatic uncle Hollis is actually the baby's father, Roy goes against unspoken community standards to stick up for his wife. Moore's small town fable makes the bizarre seem all too real and readers will surely cringe at the fate of our protagonists.

In Thana Niveau's 'Going to the Sun Mountain,' two sisters travel across the country leaving behind a trail of dead male bodies. We learn Glacia and Lys have developed mind-reading powers while being held captive in their father's laboratory, which they destroyed and have since been on the run. Reminiscent of a classic Dean Koontz story and finely paced, yet the tale seems like the prologue to a longer piece. As it is, it doesn't go anywhere.

While investigating an assault, detective Frank Burroughs becomes addicted to an unusual beer in Stephen Hargadon's 'The Toilet.' The Toilet is a small bar, located a flight below street level. Burroughs' life changes after he visits the restroom in this creepy, noir-ish mind bender.

In 'Gramma Tells a Story,' Nissi moves into her grandmother's house in Costa Rica and learns its history through nightly visits from her grandmother's ghost. Erinn L. Kemper gives the ghost and back story equally vivid life in this quiet, sad, but captivating tale.

Paul, a patient transporter, deals with 'The Ice Plague,' which is a new illness causing people to become indifferent to the point of near-zombification. Tim Lees' fresh take on the "apocalyptic outbreak" thing is genuinely bone-chilling and written with a razor-sharp pen.

Dealing with the loss of his wife (a popular theme in a lot of recent horror fiction), Bryan attempts to scale a steep hill he had once visited with his spouse in Simon Bestwick's 'The Climb.' As Bryan closes in on the impossible summit, a spider-like creature catches up to him in this metaphoric study of grief, determination, and regret. Familiar, but well done considering its short length.

Tony Lee reviews another boat load of DVDs and Blu-rays (I was surprised there was little love for THE CANAL, my favorite horror film from last year), and as always my to-see list has gained a few more titles.

Author Nicole Cushing is interviewed after Peter Tennant delivers excellent reviews of her latest books THE MIRRORS and MR. SUICIDE. There are also reviews of releases from Tartarus Press, DarkFuse, and some new chapbooks. Peter's review of Nathan Ballingrad's novella 'The Visible Filth' convinced me to track down a copy.

All systems are GO for the forthcoming, landmark 50th issue!

Subscribe or get a single issue here: BLACK STATIC

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Monday, November 23, 2015

Reviews for the Week of November 23, 2015

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DOMINOES IN TIME by Matthew Warner (2015 Cemetery Dance Publications / 298 pp / eBook / also available as a limited edition hardcover from Thunderstorm Books)

Warner's latest collection features 18 horror and science fiction stories covering a wide range of topics (and time periods). The book is divided into 5 sections, and each one features a genuine gem or two.

After the author's foreword, the first 6 tales fall under the "Ain't it Romantic?" heading, and include 'Picture Perfect,' where a model's life is altered by a slick photographer and his unusual camera, then a father (who is on the brink of divorce) meets his fate at a children's library in 'Muralistic,' while an undertaker deals with the death of his wife in the spooky 'At Death We'll Not Part.' My favorite of this section was 'Springs Eternal,' about a man searching for the Fountain of Youth (but gets a ghastly surprise), then a son helps his father cope with his late wife at a ghostly party in 'Cocktail Party of the Dead.' Capping things off is 'Life Insurance,' where a family recovers from hurricane Katrina in a most unique way.

The book then shifts into "The Joys of Parenthood," an area where the author shines. In 'Cat's Cradle,' a man must deal with a strange feline as well as his newborn son, then in 'Second Wind' a man locates his ex-wife to help birth his son in a nasty post-nuked world, where on top of everything else a "were-virus" has infected the population. A man with "The Peering" develops a disease from eyeing his son in 'With the Eyes of God,' then a step mother sees a premonition on a baby's video monitor in 'Maybe Monitored.' Warner ratchets the suspense up high in 'It's Just Business,' as a father worries about his young son at a playground when a shady looking character arrives. Make sure to read the author's introduction to 'The Three Golden Eggs,' which is a prequel to Jack & the Beanstalk. Fun stuff.

It's "Intermission" time, and along with it comes my favorite story of the lot titled 'And That's When the Bathroom Exploded,' as a worker describes how an airport bathroom blew up on his watch. A wonderfully bizarre tale that's as darkly comic as it is strange.

Three historical tales arise in "Looking Back" starting with 'Backwards Man,' where the old saying "Everything happens for a reason" is played out between a newly homeless man and a Causer of events. In 'Bummers,' a woman sneak-joins the army during the Civil War after her lesbian lover leaves for a man, and in 'Monarch of the Mountains,' two silver miners in the old West encounter a freaky creature in one of the collection's more memorable offerings.

Both stories in "Looking Ahead" are simply fantastic: 'Noah's Temple' takes place in the distant future and looks at religion and science through the eyes of a female pope; one of the better religion-themed horror stories I've read in a while. And finally, 'Die Not in Vain' is a novella about Joe Merrill, an aerophobic man flying to the East Coast to make plans for his Alzheimer-stricken mother. But Joe is having "death trips" and continually sees himself dying. He thinks he's going crazy, as does his wife, and when he learns his mother has been dealing with the same issue, Joe's world becomes even more surreal.

DOMINOES IN TIME showcases Warner's ability to pen authentic paranoia from many different angles (his 2006 novel EYES EVERYWHERE will be of interest to those interested in the subject) and his blending of the macabre with some finely placed humor makes this collection sing. At times reminiscent of classic Twilight Zone episodes, Warner's stories are engaging and more often than not will take you places you didn't see coming.

-Nick Cato




SLUSH by Glenn Rolfe (2014 Alien Agenda Publishing / 110 pages / trade paperback, eBook, & audiobook)

This 12-pack collection draws inevitable comparisons to the short stories of Stephen King, and hey, that’s fair … it fits, and there certainly are worse writers to be compared to!

Elements of small towns, youthful characters coming of age or discovering dark truths, cultural references (and nods to King himself, always fun!), and simple home-style horrors lend them a simple but encompassing appeal.

'Ballad of the Best-Selling Author' gives voice to the eternal frustration many of us feel when something we don’t deem worthy becomes a popular or even mainstream phenom; in this one, the culprit is the zombie craze, as a true horror fan fights a lonely uphill battle to try and explain why famous hotshots don’t deserve the attention.

I particularly admired (I can’t say ‘liked,’ because it gave me SUCH uncomfy chills) the short but viciously effective 'I’m In Here”'… 'Jackie Boy' is a nicely nasty piece of work for sure, and 'Henry' will squick anybody right the heck out.

Some of the stories have been published before, others make their debut in these pages, and each of them stands strong. My biggest complaint with the book was that I could have done with another dozen more stories. So, Mr. Rolfe, hop to it!


-Christine Morgan




PREVIEW:

A PENNY SAVED by Sephera Giron (to be released 12/1/15 by Samhain Publishing / 107 pp / eBook)

Cora is an office worker, confined to her cubicle and dealing with her low place on the totem pole as she sees others around her advance. An avid penny collector, she finds a particularly shiny one in the street and is instantly transported to another dimension. She learns the penny is owned by a demon, and it doesn't take long for her life to change.

First her superior asks her to dinner, and she learns they both share the same unusual sexual interests. She willingly becomes his sex slave, and before long rises to the top of her company. Her co-workers stop talking to her, but she's not bothered as the money and promotions keep coming.

Despite being sexually abused by her two bosses, Cora eventually becomes the demon's right hand man, as well as a slave of an otherwordly kind.

Giron's sexually-charged novella is her take on the "deal with the devil" subgenre, this time employing underground goth culture and a heavy dose of fantasy-laced underworld mayhem to give things a fresh feel. A couple of scenes of Cora being transported to hell and back are quite creepy, and fans of kinky sex should be warned this makes 50 SHADES OF GREY look like a weak Sunday school lesson.

Enter at your own risk!


-Nick Cato



ROCK AND ROLL REFORM SCHOOL ZOMBIES by Bryan Smith (2010 Deadite Press / 124 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Ahhh, the 80s … when the various satanic panics about rock-and-roll and other teen pastimes really hit their stride. D&D for the nerdy kids, punk and metal for the cool ones. Parents whose own parents probably flipped out about the Beatles were all set to do anything to re-educate and de-metal their wild child.

The focus of this fun homage to that era is at a special school-slash-treatment-center designed to ‘cure’ teenagers. Of course, such programs are all too often not what they seem. At their best, it’s brainwashing in an attempt to make good little drones. At their worst, it’s rampant abuse of countless kinds.

The Southern Illinois Music Reeducation Center is not one of the good ones. Teachers and guards get away with anything short of murder under the auspices of a sadistic headmistress, and SHE, well, she gets away with more.

Until, that is the night a weird meteor lights the sky, and certain secret shallow graves disgorge their rotting occupants. The students and faculty, as well as a couple of guys on a mission to rescue one’s girlfriend, soon find themselves up to their necks in hungry flesh-chomping zombies.

A cheesy popcorn horror-comedy in book form, it’s pretty much everything you’d expect in all the right ways.

-Christine Morgan



DEAD RINGERS by Christopher Golden (2015 St. Martin's Press / 320 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, eBook, & audiobook)

Nick and his ex-wife Tess are doing their best to raise daughter Maddie together. Nick is now with a younger girlfriend and is considering moving to England with her, which would put a strain on his already shaky relationship with his ex. Tess spots Nick in Boston one day and he snubs her, but she later finds out he was actually in New Hampshire at the same time.

Tess' friend Lili helps her look into things, and in the process discovers she has a doppleganger of her own.

It turns out Nick, Tess, Lili, and a couple of their aquaintainces have become targets of malevolent spirits who had been trapped in a mirror-filled spiritualist contraption called a psychomantuem. The spirits have managed to latch onto our protagonists and become flesh and blood versions with no physical imperfections, and the more they become human, the more Nick and co. begin to...fade away.

Golden gets major kudos here for taking a couple of tired tropes (demons, dopplegangers, ghosts) and giving them a fresh spin. For the first section of the novel I was expecting some kind of scifi/clone story, but was happy to see things come from an occult angle, which adds to the novel's relentless sense of dread. A side story dealing with a struggling alcoholic held captive in his basement adds depth to an already intense tale.

DEAD RINGERS is a wicked good time, complete with a horrifying conclusion reminiscent of the 1975 cult classic THE DEVIL'S RAIN. Check it out.


-Nick Cato

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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Reviews for the Week of November 9, 2015

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THE BOX JUMPER by Lisa Mannetti (2015 Smart Rhino Publications / 142 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Mannetti's novella is told by one of Houdini's former assistants (or "Box Jumpers"), Leonna Derwatt, and the story focuses more on Houdini's attempts to foil the con artist psychics and spiritualists of his day than it does his magic. But fans of the legendary magician need not worry: Mannetti's storytelling here, through the eyes of the aged Leonna, turns this slab of historical fiction into a wicked good time, with sections as creepy as they're surreal.

The author's attention to detail, especially during a seance scene, makes this tale shine, and as we see the reasons Leonna falls in love with (the married) Houdini, we too become more fascinated with him. When Leonna manages to slip a couple of items into Houdini's coffin, we begin to learn more about her and the mystery unravels until the last page.

From Leonna's earliest memories to her final glorified visions of Houdini, THE BOX JUMPER keeps us inside the mind of someone who was truly obsessed, and this dark, demented love story is written with razor sharp precision and an eye for detail seldom seen in horror fiction.

-Nick Cato




SICK PACK by M.P. Johnson (2015 BizarroPulp Press / 101 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

The life of a world-famous romance cover model is far from easy. Just ask Fabulo. Or, better yet, ask Fabulo’s abs. Go ahead, ask them, because in this gloriously outrageous bizarro romp, Fabulo’s abs take on lives of their own.

No, really, they do. As in, his beautifully toned and sculpted ab muscles are tired of the endless regime of crunches, of exercise and discipline, of being shown off glistening and shirtless. When the ab-obsessed Glub Gut shows up to free them, Fabulo’s abs gleefully seize the opportunity to escape and go their six separate ways.

If that sounds all a little too weird for you, then you’d be better off reading something else … it only gets weirder from there. Fabulo finds that, without his abs to restrain it, his stomach becomes a ravening beast with a monstrous hunger, and it will leap right out through the gap where his abs used to be to consume donuts or anything else it can reach.

Besides, without his spectacular abs, Fabulo’s whole career is in danger. He has to get them back! But how to track down runaway ab muscles in a city secretly overrun with rogue body parts? That’s how Fabulo meets Skidrina, a specialist bounty hunter.

Meanwhile, however, each of his abs are off having their own adventures … discovering their true callings, getting in danger, falling in love. It’s like the strangest fairy tale ever, a fairy tale not only with talking animals but animate severed heads, robot hands, booger torture, toilet faces, drugs, sex, violence, and revenge.

So far, everything I’ve read by M.P. Johnson has been sheer wonderful bonzo crazy win, and SICK PACK is yet another mind-melting delight. He’s definitely a fierce force to be reckoned with and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next!


-Christine Morgan



RITUALISTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE by C.V. Hunt (2015 Grindhouse Press / 200 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Architect Nick Graves is planning to divorce his wife Eve. But right before he does she drops a bomb on him: despite both of them claiming they never wanted kids, she confesses she's pregnant, and that she did so intentionally. Pissed beyond belief, Nick decides to buy an isolated house to get even--to make a major life decision without her permission, and she goes along with it.

Nick is able to work from home, and in their new small town with no schools, Eve is forced to quit her teaching job. While Nick is having fun "getting even" with his wife, a visit to the local doctor puts both of them on a path that builds to a genuinely disturbing finale.

Have you ever wonderred what a Bentley Little novel would be like if Little lost his conscience? Look no further. Hunt's latest novel is a brutal nightmare of sexual violence, small town terror, and marital warfare that might test the limits of even the most jaded genre fans. You may never look at a coat hanger--or a small town doctor--the same way again.

A quick, sick, nasty offering from the always entertaining C.V. Hunt.

-Nick Cato



18 WHEELS OF HORROR edited by Eric Miller (2015 Big Time Books / 258 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

I was a kid in the era of trucker and road movies … Convoy, Cannonball Run … I remember Burt Reynolds and his ‘stache, BJ and his Bear … I remember wishing we could have a CB radio and be all cool … I remember making wild air-honk gestures at passing big-rigs on long road trips, and the glee with which we’d greet each successful blast.

The cover alone is everything it should be, doing what Maximum Overdrive aimed for (and missed by a mile). Gorgeous work, says exactly what it needs to, lets you know exactly what you’re in for. And the stories inside do a great job holding up their end of the bargain.

The book opens with Ray Garton’s taunting, spooky, vengeful “A Dark Road.” If Garton’s ever written a dud, I’ve yet to find it.

Other of my personal faves and stand-outs include:

R.B. Payne’s “Big Water,” in which a weird secret delivery gets weirder and more secret.

“Pursuit,” by Hal Bodner, a deep-skin-crawly piece of paranoia.

The reality-bending sly fun of Tim Chizmar’s “Cargo.”

“Siren,” by Eric Miller, updating an ancient seafaring myth for the land-bound highways.

Meghan Arcuri’s craving-inducing, nicely satisfying “Beyond the Best Seasoning.”

And last but not least, the closing story, the tense and gruesome “Roadkill” by Jeff Seeman, finishing things off with a nice gory splat.

This anthology took me right back. And for those who weren’t around in that era, it’ll take you right there too. Truck stops and CB lingo, the endless rumble of engines and wheels, the perceived romance and wearying lonely truths of the open road, the aspect of unique Americana, it’s all here.

-Christine Morgan




SLASHER CAMP FOR NERD DORKS by Christoph Paul (2015 Eraserhead Press /  / trade paperback)

Jason "Voorheesberg" is brought to a less than stellar slasher camp by his mother where he meets a host of low level slashers, and while some warm up to him, Jason eventually discovers he's on his own, especially when he falls for a girl who was sent to kill them all.

Adding difficulty to things is Jason's fear of slashing. Despite his size and strength, he can't bring himself to kill anyone. But things need to change when the camp is taken over by new, more violent counselors who place the campers in a do-or-die competition, where no one can be trusted and young Jason is forced to rely on his own prowess.

In this satirical world, everything is slasher-related. There's a Slasherbowl watched once a year on TV, the camp kids eat in the Slasheteria, and the nerds dream of going to one of the better slasher camps. The cast is hilarious, including one of Jason's new friends who has the ability to control bees (a nod to Argento's PHENOMENA?) and a bunch of "Final Girls" and other slasher film tropes that get turned upside down and inside out.

As silly as it is absurd, SLASHER CAMP FOR NERD DORKS is basically a bizarro re-telling of Jason's origin that should leave slasher film fans grinning from ear to bloody ear.

-Nick Cato



THE COLONY: RECKONING by Michaelbrent Collings (2015 CreateSpace / 474 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

FINALLY!!! Last time I reviewed one of these, I’d somehow gotten it into my head that it was the conclusion, so there wouldn’t be any more agonizing cliffhangers leading to me frothing and foaming and calling the author a booger.

But this time, really and for true, this one’s the last in the series. It’s the end, it’s over, the story gets resolved, questions are answered, things are explained, and …

Frothing. Foaming. Calling the author a booger. Not because of a cliffhanger this time, but because of the horrific heart-wrenching tension, the grim fates, emotional whipsaws and gory buzzing bonesaws, and the sustained anxiety of every parent’s worst fears/nightmares.

The relentless, breathless, break-neck pace of the previous books continues in this one, cramming the entire end of the world / fall of civilization / desperate scramble for survival against ever-increasing throngs of ever-more-monstrous enemies into a mere span of days. It takes a real toll on the characters, who barely have a chance to wrap their minds around the latest trauma before the next one strikes.

In ‘RECKONING,’ the POV has shifted from unlikely protagonist Ken to less-likely protagonist Christopher, whose careless, carefree, wisecracking ways are a fraying, frazzled lifeline as he somehow finds himself trying to keep the group together. They’re once again forced to leave a place of sanctuary, once again suffering terrible losses along the way.

And meanwhile, the hivemind mutant bugzombie menace is getting more powerful than ever. A central foe has coalesced, drawing other chosen doomed hosts toward a final confrontation. As before, I daren’t say too much for fear of giving spoilers, but whew, what a racing wild ride!

-Christine Morgan



FRESH MEAT edited by Leonard Perry (2015 Sinister Grin Press / 177 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

A selection of seven stories, like a deli sampler platter of cold cuts, there’s a little something here to satisfy most tastes … particularly carnivorous ones with a preference for the tender and juicy.

My favorite of the batch is Liam Dunson’s creepy hostage situation in “Find the Arise,” with its titular phrase that burrows into the underside of your mind and clings there like a nasty little pincery thing.

I also particularly enjoyed the ritual-gone-wrong of “The Spoiler” by Matthew Weber, and Neko Lily’s deep-down-twisted “The Kiss of Death.”

Some of the others, I found a bit uneven, but all entertaining and intriguing enough to keep me reading. A nice appetizer course, lean and flavorful.

-Christine Morgan


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Monday, October 26, 2015

Reviews for October 26, 2015

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THE DEATH HOUSE by Sarah Pinborough (2015 Titan Books / 284 pp / hardcover, trade paperback & eBook)

This heavily praised 2014 UK novel is now officially out in the U.S. and the wait was well worth it.

Children are given random blood tests. There's a fatal illness they can catch up to age 18. Those who test positive are labeled "Defective" and sent to what the kids have named The Death House, which is located on an isolated island. As their conditions worsen, patients are taken from their dorms in the middle of the night up to The Sanitorium from which no one ever returns.

The novel focuses on Toby, a teenager who has been taken from his family after testing positive. At The Death House, he lives his days like everyone else, which isn't much different from standard high school daily life. Cliques abound. And when he becomes friends (and eventually more) with new girl Clara, Toby is given a hope he never thought possible.

Pinborough delivers an irresistible cast here, from our main couple and their friends to antagonist Jake and his goons, to the mysterious Matron and her nurses who treat the children with little to no emotion. It has the feel of GIRL, INTERRUPTED mixed with OUTBREAK, and while the horror is latent in each scene, at its core THE DEATH HOUSE is a dark love story with a heart-wrenching finale that showcases Toby's integrity.

The author chose not to explain what the illness is or what causes it. She hints what it may or may not do ("I heard it makes your eyes bleed" cries one teenager), giving the tale an even deeper sense of dread. Kudos, too, for an incredibly realistic fight scene between Toby and Jake, and for making the reader feel attached to even the most least-mentioned characters.

I've read several of Pinborough's novels and this Is easily my favorite of the lot. Fantastic read here that's not to be missed.

-Nick Cato




ANSWERS OF SILENCE by Geoff Cooper (2015 Deadite Press / 292 pp / tradepaperback &eBook)

Some authors are prolific as heck; some make you wait for it. Geoff Cooper is one of the latter types, but not out of any sadistic streak. The introduction (by the late and much-lamented J.F. Gonzalez) and a glance through the ‘Story Notes’ section at the back of Answers of Silence will readily show why.

The guy is his own harshest critic. If he were to review his own book, he’d probably (and very unjustly) tear himself a new one. I mean, yes, okay, there’s self-deprecation and modesty, but come on! I can only imagine what he thinks of the stories he hasn’t let be published, which are still probably better than a lot of writers could hope to achieve.

I am, however, very glad Cooper let himself be browbeat, arm-twisted, bribed, and/or otherwise persuaded into making this collection available … because it’s really, really neat. The stories, for all their apparent surface differences, have connections, threads, and themes woven throughout. Some reference each other directly; with others, it’s a character name here, a place name there.

And they are good. They are good. The first one, “A Question of Doves,” is downright creepy in its chilling brilliance (chilliance?). It does not go the way you might initially expect, and the shivers linger a long time after you reach the end.

Next up in the book is a drastic but no less brilliant change of pace, as an out-of-practice artist tries to regain his inspiration in the gory, grisly “Incentive No. 43.” I would read a whole novel, or series, about “The Sheriff of Pensie Avenue,” because it’s a peek into a world of such fascinating strangeness, I want to see more.

Various genres get their chance in the spotlight, whether it’s “The Missive” from a doomed colony, or god-magic and revenge in “Jolerarymi’s Rose.” Lengthwise, they range from short vicious jabs (“Latex: Like a Glove”) to the intricate complexities of the finishing novella (“One-Eyed Jack”).

Each story evokes its own set of disturbing emotions. Love, faith, loss, pain, hatred, loyalty, and fear are examined … deconstructed … dissected. They stir on a deep level, in many different ways. I agree with everyone else who’s said, yeah, we need more from Coop!


-Christine Morgan




THE TELL TALE SOUL by Christopher Conlon (2015 Ramble House / 156 pp / hardcover & trade paperback)

This collection of two novellas uses classic tales as a springboard, and what Conlon comes up with will have you racing through the pages.

In the title story, told by an old man who Edgar Allan Poe based his classic 'The Tell Tale Heart' on, we get to see what "really" happened, and the author keeps us guessing from page one as to what is real and what is only part of the narrator's cloudy mind. Using Poe himself as a character is a nice touch, especially in a courtroom scene and what he eventually does for our storyteller. There are plenty of tales told from the viewpoint of someone living in a mental institution, but Conlon's is done in a fresh style.

Next up is 'Beyond the Silver Horizon,' a take on Eugene O'Neill's play 'Beyond the Horizon,' yet it seems to take place on either an alternate earth or on earth with an alternate history. Whatever the case, Conlon had me mesmerized with his young protagonist Andy and his strange brother, and the down and out new girl (Ruby) they befriend in their rural town. As in the first novella, we're never quite sure if we can believe our young narrator, which adds to the novella's overall weirdness. When government officials arrive later on to deal with Andy's unusual brother, the juxtaposition of modern-aged, strangely-dressed people against the story's 1920s setting left a vision in my head that refuses to leave. Part love story, part scifi, part horror, Conlon's take on O'Neill's classic play is literary bizarro at its finest.

Conlon's writing here is superb (which should come as no surprise) and his ability to keep the chills growing (especially in the first novella) is masterful. Here is one author who continues to get better with everything he does. Highly recommended.


-Nick Cato




THE IMMORTAL BODY by William Holloway (2014 Horrific Tales Publishing / 300 pp / hardcover, trade paperback, & eBook)

I really need to remember to remind myself when the book I’m reading is part of a series! Particularly if it’s the first one. That way, when I get to the end, my howl of agonized suspense will at least not come as a total surprise.

This IS one of those books, and a series off to a terrific start. A high-tension, high-mystery paranormal crime thriller, it’s got all the cop drama and action, with blended with dark magic and a subtly handled but pervasive and excellent theme of cosmic horror (don’t let the cover fool you, though; the squidgy tentacles are not the main element).

In Atlanta, a church service turns violent, and is followed by a spree of murderous ritualistic atrocities. In New Orleans, something similar happens at a graveyard séance. At the center of one, a troubled faith healer able to ease the pains of those he lays hands upon but plagued by his own addictions … at the center of the other, a young medium whose ability to speak with the dead is worked into her act.

The events are seemingly unconnected, but the nearly identical stylings of the atrocities – which is wonderfully handled, descriptive-wise; not in gory graphic detail but shown through the reactions of the characters and with just enough hints and glimmers to let the reader’s mind fill in the rest, far more effectively than even the scariest movie – suggest there must be more to it.

Among those convinced, or slowly and reluctantly dragged toward conviction: an FBI agent with a background in Satanic conspiracies, a former member of the SAS experiencing sudden flashbacks of forgotten occult experiences, one cop who’s lost everything that ever mattered to him, and another who is all too aware how far over his head he’s in.

Anything else might verge into spoilers territory, and I don’t want to do that, so I’ll just say the writing is excellent, truly top-notch stuff, subtle and understated in places, razor-sharp in others. There’s humor and pathos, powerful use of language and emotion, terrific characters who develop and respond like real people over the course of the story … just an all-around great job!


-Christine Morgan





A PICNIC AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS by Neil Baker, illustrated by Maya Sugihara (2014 April Moon Books / 40 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Poor Lovecraft … as if it wasn’t enough to have his eldritch horrors transformed into cartoon characters, plushies, toys … now one of his classic tales has been delightfully reimagined as a charming children’s book!

It’s the classic adventure format, too. A brother and sister, receiving a mysterious map in the mail from Uncle Howard, take a brave journey to Antarctica. There, they explore an abandoned campsite, a strange city, temples, and tunnels inhabited by peculiar creatures.
As with the best kinds of picture books, the artwork is as much if not more a part of the story as the words, filled with clever little details and amusing touches. The penultimate page, right before The End, is almost too adorable for the mind to bear.

My own daughter is all grown up now, but I totally would have read this to her when she was younger. Admittedly, my parenting technique may have always been a tad on the dubious side, but still.

This is a darling book, an ideal introduction for kiddies and a fun read for kids of all ages.

-Christine Morgan



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MERCY HOUSE by Adam Cesare (2015 Hydra / 259 pp / eBook)

I work in a psych facility, not an old-folks home. I work in a psych facility, not an old-folks home. So I kept telling myself, alone on the overnight shift, as I read Mercy House. Did it help? Not a lot. Every weird noise made me jump more than usual, and doing the 2 AM bed-check rounds was extra fun.

This book is a highly effective nightmare, hitting the bullseye on several of our common fears. Fear of aging and infirmity … loneliness, abandonment … dementia, humiliation, loss of faculties and independence … the guilt of having to “put (beloved relative) in a home” … mistreatment and neglect by caretakers … financial screwing-over … and, of course, being torn to pieces in a violent bloodbath.

It’s COCOON meets LORD OF THE FLIES with a hint of ALTERED STATES, when the elderly residents of Mercy House suddenly find themselves healed of their various ailments, brimming with strength and energy, and overwhelmed by primal urges. Fighting urges, gorging urges, gambling urges, libidinous urges. If the idea of sex-crazed geriatrics makes you uncomfortable, well, be forewarned.

The transformation begins during a welcome dinner for the newest resident, the already-unpleasant Harriet, as she’s being dropped off by her doted-upon son and the daughter-in-law she detests. They, Don and Nikki, are caught in the carnage along with the staff members. Within seconds, the meal becomes a slaughter.

Factions form, leaders arise, territories are staked out, barters and battles ensue. For the unaffected – nurses, janitors, guests – the rest of the night is a desperate scramble for survival against bands of savage seniors.

As disturbing as it is, it’s also funny as heck. Squicks and kicks of all kinds, hosts of great characters, believable handling of the setting and situations, and wonderfully well-written to boot. Depending on your family, might make a great gift … or get you disowned in a hurry.

-Christine Morgan

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