Sunday, November 8, 2015

Reviews for the Week of November 9, 2015

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THE BOX JUMPER by Lisa Mannetti (2015 Smart Rhino Publications / 142 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Mannetti's novella is told by one of Houdini's former assistants (or "Box Jumpers"), Leonna Derwatt, and the story focuses more on Houdini's attempts to foil the con artist psychics and spiritualists of his day than it does his magic. But fans of the legendary magician need not worry: Mannetti's storytelling here, through the eyes of the aged Leonna, turns this slab of historical fiction into a wicked good time, with sections as creepy as they're surreal.

The author's attention to detail, especially during a seance scene, makes this tale shine, and as we see the reasons Leonna falls in love with (the married) Houdini, we too become more fascinated with him. When Leonna manages to slip a couple of items into Houdini's coffin, we begin to learn more about her and the mystery unravels until the last page.

From Leonna's earliest memories to her final glorified visions of Houdini, THE BOX JUMPER keeps us inside the mind of someone who was truly obsessed, and this dark, demented love story is written with razor sharp precision and an eye for detail seldom seen in horror fiction.

-Nick Cato

SICK PACK by M.P. Johnson (2015 BizarroPulp Press / 101 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

The life of a world-famous romance cover model is far from easy. Just ask Fabulo. Or, better yet, ask Fabulo’s abs. Go ahead, ask them, because in this gloriously outrageous bizarro romp, Fabulo’s abs take on lives of their own.

No, really, they do. As in, his beautifully toned and sculpted ab muscles are tired of the endless regime of crunches, of exercise and discipline, of being shown off glistening and shirtless. When the ab-obsessed Glub Gut shows up to free them, Fabulo’s abs gleefully seize the opportunity to escape and go their six separate ways.

If that sounds all a little too weird for you, then you’d be better off reading something else … it only gets weirder from there. Fabulo finds that, without his abs to restrain it, his stomach becomes a ravening beast with a monstrous hunger, and it will leap right out through the gap where his abs used to be to consume donuts or anything else it can reach.

Besides, without his spectacular abs, Fabulo’s whole career is in danger. He has to get them back! But how to track down runaway ab muscles in a city secretly overrun with rogue body parts? That’s how Fabulo meets Skidrina, a specialist bounty hunter.

Meanwhile, however, each of his abs are off having their own adventures … discovering their true callings, getting in danger, falling in love. It’s like the strangest fairy tale ever, a fairy tale not only with talking animals but animate severed heads, robot hands, booger torture, toilet faces, drugs, sex, violence, and revenge.

So far, everything I’ve read by M.P. Johnson has been sheer wonderful bonzo crazy win, and SICK PACK is yet another mind-melting delight. He’s definitely a fierce force to be reckoned with and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next!

-Christine Morgan

RITUALISTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE by C.V. Hunt (2015 Grindhouse Press / 200 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

Architect Nick Graves is planning to divorce his wife Eve. But right before he does she drops a bomb on him: despite both of them claiming they never wanted kids, she confesses she's pregnant, and that she did so intentionally. Pissed beyond belief, Nick decides to buy an isolated house to get even--to make a major life decision without her permission, and she goes along with it.

Nick is able to work from home, and in their new small town with no schools, Eve is forced to quit her teaching job. While Nick is having fun "getting even" with his wife, a visit to the local doctor puts both of them on a path that builds to a genuinely disturbing finale.

Have you ever wonderred what a Bentley Little novel would be like if Little lost his conscience? Look no further. Hunt's latest novel is a brutal nightmare of sexual violence, small town terror, and marital warfare that might test the limits of even the most jaded genre fans. You may never look at a coat hanger--or a small town doctor--the same way again.

A quick, sick, nasty offering from the always entertaining C.V. Hunt.

-Nick Cato

18 WHEELS OF HORROR edited by Eric Miller (2015 Big Time Books / 258 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

I was a kid in the era of trucker and road movies … Convoy, Cannonball Run … I remember Burt Reynolds and his ‘stache, BJ and his Bear … I remember wishing we could have a CB radio and be all cool … I remember making wild air-honk gestures at passing big-rigs on long road trips, and the glee with which we’d greet each successful blast.

The cover alone is everything it should be, doing what Maximum Overdrive aimed for (and missed by a mile). Gorgeous work, says exactly what it needs to, lets you know exactly what you’re in for. And the stories inside do a great job holding up their end of the bargain.

The book opens with Ray Garton’s taunting, spooky, vengeful “A Dark Road.” If Garton’s ever written a dud, I’ve yet to find it.

Other of my personal faves and stand-outs include:

R.B. Payne’s “Big Water,” in which a weird secret delivery gets weirder and more secret.

“Pursuit,” by Hal Bodner, a deep-skin-crawly piece of paranoia.

The reality-bending sly fun of Tim Chizmar’s “Cargo.”

“Siren,” by Eric Miller, updating an ancient seafaring myth for the land-bound highways.

Meghan Arcuri’s craving-inducing, nicely satisfying “Beyond the Best Seasoning.”

And last but not least, the closing story, the tense and gruesome “Roadkill” by Jeff Seeman, finishing things off with a nice gory splat.

This anthology took me right back. And for those who weren’t around in that era, it’ll take you right there too. Truck stops and CB lingo, the endless rumble of engines and wheels, the perceived romance and wearying lonely truths of the open road, the aspect of unique Americana, it’s all here.

-Christine Morgan

SLASHER CAMP FOR NERD DORKS by Christoph Paul (2015 Eraserhead Press /  / trade paperback)

Jason "Voorheesberg" is brought to a less than stellar slasher camp by his mother where he meets a host of low level slashers, and while some warm up to him, Jason eventually discovers he's on his own, especially when he falls for a girl who was sent to kill them all.

Adding difficulty to things is Jason's fear of slashing. Despite his size and strength, he can't bring himself to kill anyone. But things need to change when the camp is taken over by new, more violent counselors who place the campers in a do-or-die competition, where no one can be trusted and young Jason is forced to rely on his own prowess.

In this satirical world, everything is slasher-related. There's a Slasherbowl watched once a year on TV, the camp kids eat in the Slasheteria, and the nerds dream of going to one of the better slasher camps. The cast is hilarious, including one of Jason's new friends who has the ability to control bees (a nod to Argento's PHENOMENA?) and a bunch of "Final Girls" and other slasher film tropes that get turned upside down and inside out.

As silly as it is absurd, SLASHER CAMP FOR NERD DORKS is basically a bizarro re-telling of Jason's origin that should leave slasher film fans grinning from ear to bloody ear.

-Nick Cato

THE COLONY: RECKONING by Michaelbrent Collings (2015 CreateSpace / 474 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

FINALLY!!! Last time I reviewed one of these, I’d somehow gotten it into my head that it was the conclusion, so there wouldn’t be any more agonizing cliffhangers leading to me frothing and foaming and calling the author a booger.

But this time, really and for true, this one’s the last in the series. It’s the end, it’s over, the story gets resolved, questions are answered, things are explained, and …

Frothing. Foaming. Calling the author a booger. Not because of a cliffhanger this time, but because of the horrific heart-wrenching tension, the grim fates, emotional whipsaws and gory buzzing bonesaws, and the sustained anxiety of every parent’s worst fears/nightmares.

The relentless, breathless, break-neck pace of the previous books continues in this one, cramming the entire end of the world / fall of civilization / desperate scramble for survival against ever-increasing throngs of ever-more-monstrous enemies into a mere span of days. It takes a real toll on the characters, who barely have a chance to wrap their minds around the latest trauma before the next one strikes.

In ‘RECKONING,’ the POV has shifted from unlikely protagonist Ken to less-likely protagonist Christopher, whose careless, carefree, wisecracking ways are a fraying, frazzled lifeline as he somehow finds himself trying to keep the group together. They’re once again forced to leave a place of sanctuary, once again suffering terrible losses along the way.

And meanwhile, the hivemind mutant bugzombie menace is getting more powerful than ever. A central foe has coalesced, drawing other chosen doomed hosts toward a final confrontation. As before, I daren’t say too much for fear of giving spoilers, but whew, what a racing wild ride!

-Christine Morgan

FRESH MEAT edited by Leonard Perry (2015 Sinister Grin Press / 177 pp / trade paperback & eBook)

A selection of seven stories, like a deli sampler platter of cold cuts, there’s a little something here to satisfy most tastes … particularly carnivorous ones with a preference for the tender and juicy.

My favorite of the batch is Liam Dunson’s creepy hostage situation in “Find the Arise,” with its titular phrase that burrows into the underside of your mind and clings there like a nasty little pincery thing.

I also particularly enjoyed the ritual-gone-wrong of “The Spoiler” by Matthew Weber, and Neko Lily’s deep-down-twisted “The Kiss of Death.”

Some of the others, I found a bit uneven, but all entertaining and intriguing enough to keep me reading. A nice appetizer course, lean and flavorful.

-Christine Morgan